ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Leaving the Ranch-

With all of us together we'll beat that Gym Leader in no ti-Is interrupted by a Riolu dropping down from the trees-

Riolu♂: -Looking directly at me- <You can use Aura too, can't you? Take me with you!>

-Beat-

Wouldn't it be kinda cliche for me to go and pick up a Riolu?

Riolu: <...You're nuts.>

-Huddles up with the other mons-

So?

Artemia: -Shrugs-

Pica: -Snorts-

Darner: <Go for it!>

Anguis: <Makes no difference to me.>

Azurill: -Is too shy to say anything-

Ovis: -Looks surprisingly raring to go-

-Sighs and pulls out a Pokéball-

Ovis, I guess you're up.

Ovis: -Totters over, wool sparking-

Riolu: -Takes up a fighting pose- <Guess we'll do it this way then.>

Pokestars

-F!Eskay and Alli-Cat also arrive with the Pokestars group.-

F!Eskay: Hi.

Alli-Cat: <Nya~> :3

Virbank

Newfie: Well you see Herb honey, a 'perv' is...um...

-sees Human!Nymph-

Newfie: .///.

Virbank City

Pallav: "You'll never catch me!" -points at a cop-

Krone: "He is not after you."

Random Cop: "Hello there!"

Pallav: "Krone, you are a Magneton."

Krone: "...Glad to see you making sense."

Pallav: -notices Sam who was now an Aipom- "Oh, hey there!"

Pokestar

Nymph:-Waves to Newfie- Hello there~ -moves closer to him-

Aurora Borealis:Oh great, it's already happening.

Crescent:At least it's not me...

Virbank

Newfie: Um...hi. I'm Newfie .///.

Pokestar

Nymph:I'm Nymph~ How are you?

-Meanwhile, a Purrloin has found Rawst-

Rawst:Shoo, Purrloin! No eating Rawst!

Purloin:<I feel like I shouldn't eat this berry. Eh, it's probably nothing.>

-The Purrloin picks Rawst up, storing him for later consumption-

Rawst:...I am so dead.

Pokestars

F!Eskay: ...I can already tell this will end badly.

Grace: Sigh Thanks anyway handsome. (O///O) I mean, Mister?

Sam -Laughing, hiding out of sight- <Nice one Grace. Who's the perv again?>

edited 1st Apr '13 12:22:44 PM by MadMarv

Virbank City

-Herbert notices F!Eskay as she joins the group-

Herbert: hello again, not-mummy! sorry, i think not-daddy's now in love with the girl over there. -points at Nymph-

Virbank

Newfie: Things were lookin' pretty down until you showed up, Beautiful.

Floccesy Ranch

Riolu: -Rams into Ovis with a Quick Attack, making him lose some health-

Ovis, use Thunder Wave!

Ovis: -Sends out a weak electric charge at the Riolu-

Riolu: -Is unable to move-

Ovis, now use Tackle!

Ovis: -Rams Riolu, sending him into a tree-

Riolu: -Is in the red- <Darn it!>

-Pulls out a Pokéball-

Welcome to the team, Fenrir.

-And throws it, the ball sealing shut after one wobble-

Pokestar

Nymph: -blushes- You're so sweet. -Kisses Newfie's cheek-

Aurora Borealis:If We had hands, we'd be draggin her away...

Crescent:Don't look at me, I'm not doing it.

-The Purrloin passes through with Rawst-

Huh, a Rawst berry. I wonder what happened to Rawst?

Studio

-Elise is trying to get out without destroying the place-

Elise:<This might take a while...>

Fontaine:<Oh, almost certainly.>

Virbank

Newfie: Oh wow...

Dude get a hold lf yourself. She's a fictional character... an extremely hot one!!!

Newfie: I have to say, there are very few people who share your rare beauty. Would you like to accompany me for the rest of the day?.-Bishie Sparkle-

Virbank City

Herbert: -starts jumping excitedly up and down at Nymph- hooray! so, when are you and not-daddy going to get married?

You know, Phoenix, I thought that you would have dreadlocks as a human, with your weird hair things, but it's just sort of vaguely long black hair. N-not that people will look at your-

Lady: JOSEPH! Get a hold of yourself, help me out with all of your mons.

Pokestar

Nymph:Sure~ -To Herbert- I think it's a bit too early for that~ But maybe not to early for other things~ -winks-

Aurora Borealis:-flashes, signalling a facepalm- ...Okay, she is not going off by herself with him.

Virbank

Phew. For a minute there I thought Herb would have blown it for me.

Newfie: -offers his arm- Where shoild we go? The movies, perhaps dinner? A walk through the city? -smile-

Newfie pats Herb on the head.

Um. So what do I need to do?

Virbank City

Herbert: can we go see a movie? i wanna go see a movie! one with lots of car chases, and explosions, and tywanitars eating people! or one with tywanitars eating exploding cars!

-Herbert's team are watching him from a fair distance away-

Kirk: <So, do we go and take him back to his room, or let him ruin that guy's date?>

Ripley: <Leave him. I reckon "not-daddy" is doing a good enough job on his own.>

-Joseph and the team are sort of following Newfie and Nymph-

Aspertia Gym

-Looking around-

This Gym is so...normal.

Pica: <I'll say.>

Fenrir: <So who is the Gym Leader anyway?>

This guy named Cheren, friend of the trainer who defeated Ghetsis the first time. He uses Normal types.

Fenrir: <Heh, then this won't be a problem at all.>

-Remembers fighting    Whitney   , Norman, and Lenora-

Don't be so sure, Normal type Gym Leaders tend to be pretty devious.

Gym Arena

-We walk outside...only to find that the area is now covered in giant bouncy pillows-

You've gotta be kidding me.

-wakes up to find that April Fool's Day has...done absolutely nothing to him-

Huh. That's...different.

- Looks over at Wolf -

<Hey there.>

Pokéstar Studios

Jacob: -Is now back in reality, and has punched Zeal for impersonating him across the Fourth Wall- "My Face. It's upside down. I feel shorter because my eyes are where my mouth used to be."

Discord: -Huggled everyone back who hugged him- <I make squeaky noises when I'm hugged! :3> -Hugs self and produces a cute squeaky sound-

Argentum: -Is now cursing maddly in binary-

Human!Regina: -Semi-skipping- "I'd be so much happier today if your face was alright." -Smiling, then- "O-Oh! I didn't... does it hurt?"

Jacob: "No it doesn't hurt. But please... not now. Hopefully we're done being annoyed-