- Is asleep -
PMD-B, Mt. Coronet
- AU!Alastor has managed to confirm that the Pokemon he seeks is still within this world, now he just needs to find it's current location... -
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Dunsparce Cloud
Treasure Town
-Every and his mons, unusually, are already up. They've decided to do a little wandering, maybe explore the town a little better when they're not accidentally destroying it-
Outside Treasure Town
-Toxicroak has just woken up-
Gyru: <Your need for sleep astounds me.>
Fade: <Agreed.>
Toxicroak: <Relax. It's not like we can be stopped at this stage.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
- Is awake, and doing stuff off-screen, I guess? -
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Dunsparce Cloud
Edge of Treasure Town
Every: <Hmm...huh, I don't think we've been to this part before.>
Diesel: <It's certainly nice...>
Breeze: <Yeah, the giant machine gives the place a nice vibe~>
Every: <What?>
Breeze: -points to where Toxicroak, Gyru, and Fade are currently resting by a giant machine-
Every: <...Oh. Oh dear.>
Breeze: <Hi Toxi!>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Former Tribal Grounds - PMD-B
Luke: <So, this is Sinnoh, eh?>
Luke surveys the overgrown surroundings of what was once the home to the Sinnoh Cubone tribe before they were driven away by the dragons.
<It's a lot...greener than it was the last time we were here.>
A small smile crosses his face.
<I'm glad this place did get better in the end. Even if there's no-mon here anymore...>
Lake, who was also there with him along with Stratus, nods in agreement.
Lake: <Yeah, it's good to know that this place recovered, even with all the turmoil in other places.>
Luke: <What did happen to the Cubone, anyway? I mean, somemon had to pass Trial by Bonemerang onto those Marrows back at the PEFE.>
Stratus: <Oh, that's the thing! They moved to the PEFE after the Dragons drove them away from here! Those Marowak are their descendants!>
Luke: <Wow. Really?>
Lake: <Yep. The others told us all about it soon after we got to the PEFE from Celadon. Surely you heard Tracer telling the others that we were gonna' tell them about this place last night?>
Luke: <Er...>
Luke frowns sheepishly.
<I was actually too busy trying to hunt something to eat to really pay attention.>
Lake frowns at this.
Lake: <...Really?>
Luke: <Hey, I am a Feraligatr now, remember? It's not like I can ignore those urges...>
Stratus: <I know how that feels.>
Dunsparce Cloud
Outside Treasure Town
Every: <....What on earth is going on? How are you even here?>
Toxicroak: <Perfect segue for a dramatic monologue, thank you Every.>
Fade: -facerudder-
Gyru: -faceyoke-
-Toxicroak folds his hands behind his back, strutting back and forth-
Toxicroak: <Time spent in your box during the end of that episode in Sinnoh gave me some...interesting ideas. I started getting to some serious work on my own plans. I'm not getting any younger, you know?>
Every: <...How old are you?>
Toxicroak: <None of your business. Anyway...I was particularly inspired by a few bits of fluff left behind by the cotton-brain here.>
Marmalade: <Hey! Only I can call Salamence cotton-brain!>
Salamence: <Yeah!>
Toxicroak: <I'm evil. I'll do what I want. Cotton-brain's fluff gave me the idea of using the fourth wall to achieve my ends.>
Salamence: <O.O>
Every: <What?>
Salamence: <You can't do that!>
Toxicroak: <I beg to differ. I'm just about to. As soon as I flip this switch, I'll obtain complete mastery over our little section of the fourth wall.>
-....What? You can't do that.-
Toxicroak: <Watch me.>
We appear to be in a spot of trouble...
Every: <...I'm so confused right now.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
All of a sudden, Stratus antennae twitch violently, giving the Dragonite a shock.
Stratus: <Uh-oh...>
Luke: <Huh?>
Lake: <What's the matter?>
The Dragonite gives the two a worried look.
Stratus: <I think something bad is happening somewhere...>
Luke: <...How can you tell?>
He points to the still twitching antenna on his head.
Stratus: <A Dragonite's antenna are very sensitive! If something's wrong, they can pick it up!>
Lake: <...Really?>
Stratus nods vigorously.
Stratus: <Yeah, and I think something real bad is happening right now...>
Lake: <Wait...if something bad was going on, wouldn't my heart->
The Feraligatr suddenly cringes as a burning pain shoots through his chest, wincing in pain as it does so.
<URK! That answers that...>
Luke: <Okay, now I'm worried.>
You should be, buddy. Because right now, it looks like we're all in deep trouble.
<...And the now the narrator's talking to us.>
He lets out a sigh.
<This is going to be one of those days, isn't it?>
edited 21st Jul '12 8:10:05 AM by Luke924
Sinnoh Tribe Grounds
Spectrum: <He's right... Just like how I can pass the fourth wall... somemon else can. Somemon evil. Self-proclaimed, even...>
Skye: <Great... I'm going to die two days before my birthday...>
edited 21st Jul '12 8:26:12 AM by Eskay64
Dunsparce Cloud
Toxicroak: <Yes, yes it will be.>
Um...can I introduce the sce—
Toxicroak: <We haven't moved since last post. It's obvious where we are.>
Salamence: <It's more aesthetically pleasing to have consistent headers though!>
Toxicroak: <Do you think I care?>
Every: <You know, you still haven't answered how you got here.>
Toxicroak: <Built a machine in your box. Pretty simple, not much to tell.>
Every: (to Fade and Gyru) <...And why didn't either of you stop him?>
Fade: <Obvious.>
Gyru: <We're helping him.>
Every: <..................>
Jab: -hisses at Gyru- <You know, I never liked you...>
Gyru: <I don't care.>
Toxicroak: <Now, shall we get started?>
Salamence: <Hang on, how are you even accessing the fourth wall? You've never been able to before...>
Toxicroak: <Some of your shed fluff and one of those shards will go a long way, you know.>
Salamence: <Oh no!>
Toxicroak: <Indee—>
Salamence: <Give me back my fluff!>
-Toxicroak facepalms-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Luke: <Is that a bad thing?>
Lake: <Owowowowow That's a very bad thing. Owowowowow...>
Of course it's bad. Now you've got a villain who isn't constrained by time nor space! Just about everymon and everything is in danger right now!
What?! Are you serious?!
Of course I'm serious! Even we're not safe!
...No...NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WAIT! What are you- Oh...Oh Arceus.
Stratus: <What's going on up there?>
The location box Pokémon just went crazy and jumped through the window. And I mean through it. There's glass everwhere right now. Just what we needed.
Luke: <Er...>
As if that darn Toxicroak wasn't bad enough, now I have to worry about Beedrill finding their way in here! Sigh...they don't pay me enough for this...
edited 21st Jul '12 8:33:11 AM by Luke924
Sinnoh Tribe Grounds
Spectrum grabs Toxicroak
Spectrum: < Give her fluff back. Now. Salamence saw what I did to that Hitmonchan yesterday. If you try anything funny... I won't refrain from unleashing that hundredfold on you. >
Somewhere
Goggles: (looks around) <Something strange is happening...>
Chase: <...? What could be strange by your standards?>
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Dunsparce Cloud
Toxicroak: <Don't touch me.>
-Toxicroak flips a switch on the machine, and Spectrum is pushed back to her side of the Fourth Wall-
Toxicroak: <There's nothing I dislike more than interruptions in the middle of a battle...>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Luke: <Er...shouldn't there be text explaining what we're doing at the moment?>
Stratus: <I think something might have happened to the narrator...>
Lake: <Owowow, Oh Arceus, we're in deep trouble right now.>
Luke: <Gee, you think?>
edited 21st Jul '12 8:46:55 AM by Luke924
Sinnoh Tribe Grounds
Spectrum is pissed.
She takes out her shard and flicks it.
Outside Treasure Town
The Wanderer
Angelan Desert, PMD-B
-Currently walking north-
Pica: Do we have any idea where we're going, or are we just winging it?
Muddy: -Under a cloak- Yes, we know where we're going, we'll end up in Long Town eventually.
Cobalt: By eventually, you mean a few days.
Draca: -Soaring on thermals- Guys, let's go to those mountains in the distance!
-Palpitates-
Guys, something's going on. Something bad.
Muddy: That Toxicroak character had something to do with this, I know it. Never trusted that frog...
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Meet The New Boss
Managed to get somewhere where I could post temporarily.
Blargh! Honk!
Gino: Oh Muk, nyan.
Contact Me!
Luke: <And now Spectrum's gone. Wonderful...>
Stratus: <Hey, maybe the narrator's fine, and he's just gone to, like, go to the bathroom or get or snak or something?>
Lake: <Ouch! He might of- OW!>
Luke: <Ooh, let me try something. HEY! NARRATOR!!!>
...Zzz...
Stratus: <...WHAT?!>
Lake: <Why is he asleep?! OW!>
Dunsparce Cloud
Toxicroak: -leaps into the air, dodging the Earthquake-
Every's Team: <Waaaah!>
Fade: -launches a series of Shadow Balls at Spectrum, while Gyru uses Extrasensory-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Outside Treasure Town
She dodges two Shadow Balls, but the other two, along with the Extrasensory, hit.
Spectrum: < I warned you... >
edited 21st Jul '12 8:57:24 AM by Eskay64
Treasure Town
Jeff is currently in a lot of pain, the fourth wall…friggin' war being the reason.
Dunsparce Cloud
Toxicroak: <Ergh!> -hits Spectrum with Revenge-
Gyru: -uses another Extrasensory-
Fade: -releases another volley of Shadow Balls- <Pathetic.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
AAAHHHH! Sorry, sorry. I wasn't taking a nap, some Dunsparce put me to sleep!
Luke: <Dunsparce?>
Look...the best thing we can do right now is keep calm. Not only will that let us think more clearly, but I'm pretty sure that Toxicroak can smell fear. So if we panic, he'll find us, and...er, kill us.
Stratus: O_O
Lake: <Oh, that's reassuring...>
Right, we're okay at the moment, but if the worst does happen, I think it would be best if you were the ones to deal with it, Lake and Stratus.
Stratus: <Huh?>
Lake: <Why us?>
Luke: <Great, I get shafted. Again.> >:(
Well, for one thing, you're no stranger to the fourth wall, are you Lake? You're the only one here apart from Luke who had a Pidgin account, after all.
Stratus: <What?>
Lake: <Er, it's complicated...>
There's also the fact that you two have sort of beaten Legendary Pokémon in the past. I think you'd be more than qualified to take on a power hungry Toxicroak.
<Oh...>
Stratus: <Heh. Good point.>
edited 21st Jul '12 9:05:04 AM by Luke924
Dunsparce Cloud
Toxicroak: <I'll get to you later. For now, I have more local matters on my mind.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Wigglytuff Guild
Emma: <I'm tired. But we finally found Budew's Scarf! And a shard of the Spacey Timey Ball thing.>
Selene: <And the star was right.>
Musharna Hotel
Musharna: <Oh, it's your...> -snooze- <third time in a row...> -snooze- <here! May I offer you...> -snooze- <a Member's Card?>
Prolio: <Is it free?>
Musharna: <Yes, of course....> -snooze- <All of our frequent guests...> -snooze- <get one. It gives them access to...> -snooze- <special area in the hotel,...> -snooze- <such as the pool room and...> -snooze- <the pool room.>
Hitmonchan: <But you don't fragmenting have a pool room! Or a pool room!>
Musharna: <The Machoke workers will be...> -snooze- <installing them soon. And when they do...> -snooze- <you'll have access to them!>
Alakazam: <Prolio, it's costless. If Musharna's speaking the truth, you are granted access to. If not, then you can throw it away.>
Prolio: <OK, I'll take it. I don't think we'll be using it tonight->
Musharna: <Of course not!...> -snooze- <The pool room and the pool room...> -snooze- <aren't open yet!>
Prolio: I meant that I'll be headed straight to bed.>
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