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Hello all, and welcome to my userpage. I chose my username because I needed something creative and my usual username (Dry Paratroopa if you're wondering, which I don't think you are) is apparently to close to a bad guy's username so trying to log in as that name gets me banned. So, going with what I have, I can assure you that this page has absolutely no trope links on it whatsoever. Seriously. I'm not even going to mention the trope that this is the closest equivalent to.
The Troper "Tropeless" provides examples of:
Weren't you listening? I said no tropes on this page!