Maekrite is trying to produce a sheet of paper out of Silent's backpack, and notoriously groans and rolls his eyes at Guardé.
Maekrite — <Wouldn't survive a week as a patroller...> — produces paper — <Cool! ...But now how do I write?>
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?-Spins the adze in my hand and continues striking-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Inn
Marmalade: <Basil...I'm Marmalade. I just evolved.>
Jab: -sigh-
Meanwhile
Diesel: <Argh!> -stumbles forward- <We're not putting him in danger! Do you really think I'd let that happen?>
-spins around and leaps at Guarde, striking with an incredibly fast slash-
Meanwhile
Breeze: <Oh, let me help...>
-puts Every down, picks up Maekrite's pencil- <What do you want to write?>
edited 16th Dec '11 5:20:30 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Velvet: (pulls out a hair brush from DS' backpack) <Better make sure to brush DS' hair so it won't be all one big tangle that'll take forever to get out by the time she wakes up...>
Artemis: (watching the fight) <Where's some popcorn when I need it?>
Mindscape
Rex: *is struck* Waah! *falls on his butt* Ow!
Sword!Rascal: <Wow...that was kind of sad.>
Rex: Shut up! I've never had to fight before!
Route 114
Seviper: *blinks at Ichtacya* <What'sss a Minty?>
Minty: <Oh...hi, Ichtacya.> *waves a leaf* <Please help. She won't stop hugging me...>
Basil: -sniffs Marmalade, then purrs- <Hi, Marmalade!> -crawls into Jab's lap, and purrs-
Guardé: *Quickly manages to erect a Protect to avoid damage.* <You call dragging your trainer's comatose form around "Keeping him safe?" If that's the case, it seems that you do not know the meaning of the word!>
-The Gallade then Slashes the Kriketune twice with his arm-blades.-
Guardé: <Please, let us keep him here where he'll be safe! Do you not trust us to look after him?>
Outside
Ichtacya bares her teeth at the Seviper.
Ichtacya — <Hey! That little thing there is Minty! What are you doing with him?> — starts readying an Iron Tail.
Inside
Maekrite -to Breeze — <Uhm... can you start with "Dear Silent"? And then, uhm...> — thinks for a moment — <start explaining how you left with Every!>
More Inside
Silent notices Shahinne watching outside a window and calls her.
Shahinne — <Hey! I was looking for you!>
"Wait... Are you the real Shahinne?"
Shahinne — <...Of course I am! Why?>
"Well... if you give me a hug, I'll tell you."
Shahinne chirps happily and perches on Silent's arm for a hug, promptly disappearing when she presses against Silent's chest.
"..." Silent sighs, keeps walking.
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?Inn
Jab: U_U;;
Marmalade: -pets Basil with her antennae-
Meanwhile
-Diesel takes one of the slashes, blocking the other-
Diesel: <After seeing what you guys did to this room? Not really.> -leaps up and kicks Guarde back- <Now stop attacking me!>
Meanwhile
Breeze: <Okay! :3>
-Breeze writes, "Dear Silent,"-
-he then proceeds to write down his exact explanation of everything-
<Now, can we just have Jab back? I'd like to get to that Aqua base soon; it's gonna be fun!>
edited 16th Dec '11 5:28:23 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Velvet: (is now brushing DS' hair)
Artemis: (looks up) <Oh, we didn't do that. The room was like that when we got here. Or at least that's how I remember it.>
Basil: -purrs, and closes his eyes-
Guardé: <Gah!> *Is knocked back by the kick, and tries to retaliate with a Brick Break.- <No! A true Knight never backs down!
...
Oh, yeah. Chord isn't here.> *Sighs, then imitates Chord's voice.* <"If you keep saying that, somemon is actually going to think you are a Knight!" Chord, please! I'm trying to fight!>
Seviper: <?> *looks confused* <I'm not doing anything. We were sssimply talking. Isn't that right?>
Minty: <Eeee...>
Seviper: <There's no need to be so hossssti->
???: <Hey! Don't be mean to my friend!>
Before either mon could react, a small shape swooped through the air, latching on to Ichtacya's face.
???: <Take this!> *uses Heart Stamp, leaving a heart shaped imprint on the Leafeon's forehead*
Inn
-Diesel parries with his own Brick Break- <This is ridiculous...>
Meanwhile
-Marmalade crawls in through the window, still petting Basil- <Hey guys, I found Jab!>
-Every's entire team stops dead, turning to look at Jab-
Jab: <....
(sheepishly) Hi.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Maekrite -to Guardé — <Heck, I could have told you that. Now can you stop fighting and obstructing me, you idiot? I'm trying to sort out what is happening and what for!>
Turns to Breeze.
<Thanks for the help. Uhm... we Nidos don't really have a written language...>
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?-Guardé pauses, along with everyone else. After all, a true Knight never attacks an opponent when a ceasefire has been called.-
Guardé: *To Maekrite.* <Oh.> *Sighs.* <It's not the same, though...>
-To Artemis.- <Well, don't we always cause major property damage whenever we're in the area? I don't see why it would be an issue now...>
edited 16th Dec '11 5:46:54 PM by Luke924
Inn
Breeze: (to Maekrite) <No problem.>
Marmalade: <Not going to run away?>
Jab: <...No...>
-Marmalade puts him down-
-and Salamence promptly glomps the Sneasel- <We missed you!>
Jab: <o_o;; Nice to see you too...> -pets Salamence weakly-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Basil: -somehow ended up in the middle of the glomp- <Hahaha!>
Outside
Ichtacya tries to shake herself up.
Ichtacya — <Ugh Ack! Show your- ugh> — flinches, falls to the ground.
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google????: <Haha!> *continues to Heart Stamp* <Take this, and this, and one more for good measure!> *stamp stamp stamp*
Minty: <Oh no! Ichtacya!> *hops out of Seviper's grip, waddling over to her as fast as he can (Re: Not very)*
Seviper: <Oh dear...> *goes over to Ichtacya, prying the Pokemon on her face off* <Sssso young and impetuoussss.>
Woobat: <Am I helping? :3> *flutters her wings happily*
-Eufemia watches with amusement-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Ichtacya — <Ugh... friggin' Rollouter Lickitungs!> — tries to stand up — <Wh-what is going on here?>
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?-Gray screeches again-
Wherever Star is
-Violet jumps down from her spot-
Violet!Star: Why are you going to help these people? You'd be better off with out them.
-shakes head- Even if I am jealous, I don't want them to die!
Violet!Star: That's not what I meant. Your so-called friends are dangerous to be around, and you know it!
......Not this again. -shoots a stream of lightning from her Staff-
-Violet creates a shield-
?!
Violet!Star: All these people do is get themselves stuck in deadly situations on a monthly basis! -shoots an energy blast at Star-
-creates a shield with magic- ....Then what do you call this? Playing baseball?
Violet!Star: ....
Mindscape
Shut up!
-swipes at Gray-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Guardés: <AAAAHHHH!!!>
-All the Guardés disappear, save the one to Diesel's left.-
Guardé: *Shakes his head.* <Argh...I can see why Every chose you as his starter, you're a truly fierce warrior.>
-The Gallade leaps over Diesel's head, readying another Psycho Cut.-
Guardé: <Such a shame that you insist on putting your trainer in danger during his time of need!>
-He then slashes Diesel right across the back.-