ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Well, this should be easy. Dreadwing, Dark Pulse!

-"Dreadwing" sends a wave of yellow Obscura at the Wobbuffet-

Disappearing for a bit. We may have to time shenanigan or offscreen the rest of this fight.

Yeah, let's get started with th-Sees the giant tortilla monster-What the hell are the legendaries trolling us again or something?

Limna: -Shrugs- <Is it time for some boiled chicken Tagg?>

-Nods-

Well, now's as good a time to teach Odette how to fly as any.

-The tortilla took some damage-

-star is pulled out of the tomato-

September:'<A rampaging tortilla?>

...Yeah,I don't know either.

-september uses fire punch on the tortilla-

Tortilla:' RAAAAARGH

-the tortilla folds itself over a few of the attackers-

-Naida is trapped in the fold-

Naida:<Help! I don't want to be in a fish taco!>

- Nods -

Okay, let's do this!

Shame I didn't bring Goggles along, he would probably have loved this.

A short distance away

Sierra: ... Wow, you weren't kidding. That is one giant tortilla, and it's attacking the town.

Female Team Magma Grunt: (takes out one of her pokeballs) Let's fight it!

Sierra: But... I only have one Pokémon... (looks at the Eevee still biting down on her hand) ... and he seems a little busy right now... (tries to pull him off her hand)

Crewe and Effie's team are folded over, and after some struggling she tears a hole through and pulls them out.

<Thanks!> Argo says, before launching a Mud Bomb at the tortilla.

<No problem,> Crewe says shortly, going back to mindlessly hacking at it.

-Meanwhile, Gamer is seen walking out of Dewford cave, having just finished a visit to Steven Stone, and notices the strange sight in the city.

.....WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?

...........Somehow, my friends are involved in this. No way this would happen to anyone ''else'' in Pokepan.

-He runs over to the angry meal, readies his Poke Balls, and spots an even worse sight.

........No.No. NO.

-Shouting furiously, directed at M/A.

I took out all of your strongholds. I beat both of your leaders. I saw Officer Jenny and her squad arrest every single rouge member of your group. So. WHY, WHY IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

Somewhere near Slateport

<Teala: "... Why do I feel as if we're missing out on something really strange and tasty?">

<Francis: "Because you towed a human across a channel while swimming.">

<Audrey: "No, I think that she's onto something... I feel that way too...">

Katie: <I feel like something weird is happening right now that will make an awesome story that no one will believe.>

Steven: <I feel like something weird is happening right now, and it's not my fault!>

<I feel like something weird is happening right now...maybe it's Slouch's fault.>

Random Passerby 1: Hoo, boy. That sure is a mighty big tortilla.

Random Passerby 2: I sure reckon.

RP 1: Yup.

RP 2: -Watches in silence-

RP 1: -Watches in silence-

RP 2: -Takes a sip of beer-

-Crustle bites the Tortilla-

Crustle: <OM NOM NOM>

So, what do you think are the chances of another food monster appearing?

Aurora:<I calculate a 85% chance of a another food monster not appearing. But with our group, odds are that we'll see another one.>

Naida:-is out of the Tortilla- <Phew. Now back to attacking!>

Female Magma Grunt: (has her Golbat and Numel attack the tortilla) Come on, Sierra!

Sierra: But...!

Female Magma Grunt: Throw the Eevee at it if neccessary!

Sierra: (sighs) I... can't.

Female Magma Grunt: ... It's okay, I understand. Just leave it to us!

Sierra: ... Okay, tell me how it went later. (walks away, Eevee still biting her hand)

<So what are you guys called?> Crewe asks between mindless attacks, because it's not like she should be concentrating on the giant tortilla monster or anything.

<I'm Argo,> the Marshtomp says, attacking with another Mud Bomb.

<And I'm Discovery!> the Sealeo says happily shooting a blast of ice at the monster.

<Hi! ^_^!> the Corphish waves, standing off to the side.

<... That's Bounty,> Bluebird says, ramming into the tortilla with Aqua Jet.

<Nice to meet you guys. I'm Crewe.>

-the tortilla swings towards gamer-

September, Dragon claw! But try not to hit anyone.

-september lunges in and slashes at the tortilla-

Tortilla: RAAAARGH! - is also hit by everyone else and bleeds tomato again-

Ship: Sea of Kyogre

Rex: ... ... ...Did you ever get the feeling that something that completely defies all logic and sense just occurred and that if you witnessed it, you'd probably sit in a corner sucking your thumb due to your inability to cope with it?

Zippy: *shrugs* <I'm just a Raichu.>

- Sierra walks away from the battle, walking past wherever Wolf is, her Eevee still biting her hand -

Sierra: ... (looks at her Eevee) ... Quit it.

Eevee: (gives her a look which basically amounts to "Lol, nope!")

Sierra: (sighs)

Xatu: -To Odette as we run right towards the monster- <First thing about flying, you need to get staying power. How far have you gotten with that again?>

Forecaster: -Fires a Fire Blast at the giant tortilla- <What is this madness?>

Helios: -Using Heat Wave- <I prefer sweet foods!>

Crewe pauses, frowning. <This isn't working.>

<I have an idea!> Argo grabs Crewe and throws her upwards and at the tortilla.

After some loud yelling, she realizes what he's doing and digs her claws into the tortilla, climbing upwards.

Dewford

Random Aqua Supervisor: *sees Gamer* Oh, great, the troublemaker's back...

Look, kid, we're a 100% legitimate public advocacy group. Raising awareness to the neglected straits of aquatic Pokémon, improving their welfare, and opposing the vile machinations of the military-industrial sockpuppets calling themselves Team Magma-

Random Magma Supervisor: HEY! Team Magma is a grassroots organization fighting for the common land we all actually live on! I bet you WANT this town to fall to the tortilla, so the treacherous sea may reclaim it!

[AU] Cerulean Cave

The Glitch floats closer to Muddy and lands on the rocky ground again.

♨č▒⢫╠␣☣ł₤舸▟ -to Tagg — {No... Nidorino? What do you... know?}

His eyes glow red this time, and he dashes ahead, swirling for a Swords Dance; as soon as it is completed, leaps up at Muddy for a boosted Horn Attack. At the same time, the small rocks floating around Muddy accelerate their rotation.

[OT] Pummelo Island

The ferry arrives to the port of Pummelo and Silent gets off, waiting for Rex and Forte.

Odette: <Um...> (flaps her wings, lifting her off the ground, her flight is rather wobbly)

- I send out the rest of my Pokémon -

Artemis: <... Giant tortilla attacking a town, that's new.>

Mira: (fires an Aura Sphere at it)

Velvet: (uses Psychic on it)

Marionette: (absorbs some fear from frightened citizens)

Tulip: <Um... I don't think any of my attacks will work for this situation, yes.>

......Don't think for one second that I believe that crap. I'll leave you alone for now. But I'll be watching you. Take one step out of line; ONE violation of even the smallest law, and I'll take your gang down again faster than you can say "You Meddling Kid!"

.....Peddle your propaganda to someone who'd believe it. I'm off to save Hoenn from a monster. Like last time.

-Gives the groups one final glare, then turns and lets out Typhoon to try and nom the gaint entree.

edited 26th Nov '11 4:18:52 PM by gamerex27

Tortilla: RAAAAAGH.

-feels crewe climbing up it and tries to shake her off-

-is hit with Ds's and Tagg's mons attacks-

Tortilla:Raaggh. -is flooding tomato again while being bit by typhoon-

edited 26th Nov '11 4:22:15 PM by stargirl93

Rex: *gets off the ship, followed by Forte and Shadow; Zippy is still perched on his shoulder* So, this Drake guy is supposed to be a Champion?