ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Should somebody else take over for the Zoroarks?

-I notice the mysterious old man.-

Eh? Who's this guy?

What's with your hands?

Wolf is coming to be them. Also, I'm gonna have to go to bed soon so we better do this fast.

edited 16th Mar '11 6:02:28 PM by Crewe

MOM: Just a little clay, today's Wednesday you'know. Anyway, I can't be here long. I just came to give you guys these. -Hands a bundle of tickets for helicopter rides in Opelucid Town- Just thought you might want to go into the air for a bit when you reach there.

edited 16th Mar '11 6:06:18 PM by Pentigan

-grabs a ticket-

Thank you.

Opelucid

Oh... Thank you, Mysterious Old Man!

...Right... Thanks for the tickets.

-Takes a ticket.-

Um...Thanks.

Here I am! That was a lot to catch up on.

Zoroark: <You return, human? I am impressed by your boldness. I will enjoy finishing you so...>

-dials 12345-

Hey jane I'm calling palkia right now to ask her about the dark clouds up there. Oh and I'm going to ask her about mewtwos phone number.

edited 16th Mar '11 6:10:29 PM by Littlequeen

Hooray! Wolf is here!

-my eyes narrow, then I remove my hand from Weavile's shoulder and she leaps at the Zoroark chief. Taking this as her cue, Lydia begins shooting Signal Beams at the surrounding Zoroarks-

Palkia: -there are sounds of a vacuum cleaner in the background- HELLO? IF THIS IS THAT JOE MOMMA PERSON AGAIN I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HURT YOU.

I just want my Yanmega, Zoroark. Once I have it I shall leave and never return here again. And Crewe promises that too, I'm sure.

-Notices Crewe launching an attack-

Well, so much for diplomacy!

-Releases Drapion and Heracross-

I'm prepared this time.

edited 16th Mar '11 6:11:20 PM by Anomalocaris20

Hi palkia this is daisy. Do you know mewtwos phone number? I need to talk to him bad. Its about M.

edited 16th Mar '11 6:12:17 PM by Littlequeen

Me: -Returns from thinking-

MOM: -Hands ticket, leaves the spare ones with Jane to give to the others and walks off-

Me: So... Why did the M.O.M just give us tickets?

Palkia: MEWTWO DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE NUMBER, CONTACT HIM THROUGH E-MAIL.

Well whats his email address? Because I don't know.

edited 16th Mar '11 6:13:05 PM by Littlequeen

-I shrug.-

I dunno. I've never even seen that guy before!

Have to sleep. See ya'.

... We were going to try diplomacy?

-Izzie lifts off and hovers out of reach of the Zoroarks, scanning the area for Yanmega-

-Weavile slams Brick Break after Brick Break into the Zoroark chief, taking her attacks and looking unfazed-

-The forest darkens and a flash of purple light rapidly expands from the Zoroark Chief-

I think Night Daze might be my favourite move to describe.

Palkia: HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS IS CLASSIFIED FOR LEGENDARY POKEMON ONLY, SORRY.

-Heracross shrugs off the Night Daze and charges at a group of Zoroark-

Heracross: <Heracross PAWNCH!!>

-Drapion also charges, but at the leader-

-I cover my face with my arm, ducking to avoid the worst of the Zoroark chief's attack, Lydia jumping in front of me and shooting a Signal Beam at her. An idea hitting me, I fumble through my bag for an Ultra Ball-

Oh come on! We defeated a abomination! We deserve the right to know his email! At least tell me about M!

edited 16th Mar '11 6:15:42 PM by Littlequeen