ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-I look around the room, and see several Charizards, with some becoming Charizards-

Uhh...

Valkon:<DO NOT FEAR! I SHALL PROTECT US FROM THE CHARIZARD MENACE!>

-sweatdrops-

Aurora:<That's a terrible idea.>

Hax:<They infect by touch, idiot.>

Zero:-Is dressed very convincingly as a tree- Heh, this costume should protect me from the Charizards

Charizard!Crochet: -To Minty <   You're next little Swadloon, it'll be like the colony.   

-Swoops after him while Charizard!Doc flies off to infect someone else-

-Has been crawling through a vent-

I think here's safe.

-Busts into a random room-

-Meanwhile-

<Shaun: "... Alright guys, let's settle down here, before anything gets wor-">

<Charizard!Zoltan: "   Vlad! Will you hug us?   ">

<Vlad: "Oh! Sure!">

-And proceeds to glomp Charizard!Zoltan-

<Audrey: "... (*facepalms*)">

<Milo: "... That was... Different.">

<Vlad: "Huh? But what's-? Oh. Right.">

-And promptly turns into a Charizard-

<Charizard!Sonny: "   Vy idiot!       That said, nice one on our part,       da?   ">

<Charizard!Courtney: "   Mmm hmm hmm... Indeed..."   >

<Charizard!Teala:    "Um... Well... Since we're all already like this... Maybe you all could join us?"   >

<Audrey: "... I'm going to pass on that.">

<Gene: "Same here.">

<Milo: "Yeah, I like being who I am, thank you very much!">

<Charizard!Nadia: "   Eh, just get them, they'll thank us for it later when they are with us.   ">

-The infected in my group lunge for the other members, and manage to make bodily contact with everyone other than Milo, Audrey, and Gene, who have bolted for it-

<Charizard!Shaun: "   ... Oh dear...   ">

<Charizard!Iggy: "   ... This is... Different...   ">

<Charizard!Lardna:    "... This feels REALLY strange...   ">

<"   Shouldn't we be going after those three?   ">

<Charizard!Thog: "   Worry about them later. Let's infect some others in this hall.   ">

-Flicks the switch, creating a... pink... pogo... stick that hits Pankaja, before sending the charizard literally flying into the group behind it-

Nooooope.

- Looking around, glances at my shield -

Shame I can't actually use this to stop time...

Minty: <Why does everyone always come after me?!> *waddles as fast as he can...which isn't very fast at all* <Eep...> *grabbed by Crochet, turning into a Charizard* <   ...Hey, this isn't so bad. And now no one will want to eat me anymore. :3   >

Aqua: <   Yay!   > *floats closer to Rex and co.*

Spathi: *brushed by Aqua; becomes a Charizard* <   ...This is a major downgrade.   >

Kim: *running* Rex, recall them, quick!

Rex: *also running; fumbles with his Pokeballs, managing to recall Rascal, Lian, Ohm, and Jemma before they're infected*

Blossom: *running as well* <Aqua? This is your mother talking. Please don't turn us into Charizards!>

Aqua: <   Aww...why not?    >

Casval and Chronicle have seated themselves at a table. Or rather, just Casval.

"What do you suppose they're doing?"

"It appears to be a game."

"If it is, I wanna play!"

"I believe the objective is to not get caught."

"That sounds easy..."

Charizard!Crochet: -Swoops after Blossom- <   JOIN THE UNITY!!!   >

Charizard!Doc: What?

Charizard!Crochet: It's from this game that Tagg watched clips on Youtube about a few times.

-Crescent has not been in the hall, having gone outside-

Crescent:<Hey everyone! I'm back! -Sees several Charizards near him and all over the room-

Uhh...did I miss something?>

Unite: <And...You're part of this joke? This seems rather out of character for you. What gives?>

Lake: <    That's kinda' the point. I wanted to loosen up and just do something irresponsible for-       I MUST CONSUME!    >

-Lake swipes at Woolly.-

Woolly: <BHAAAAA!> -Jumps back in shock.-

Unite: <HEY! What are you doing?>

Lake: -Blinks.- <   I don't know what came over me! I just- JOIN US! Argh! What am I saying? This isn't me! CONSUME!   >

-Lake swipes at the two again, but they manage to avoid being infected again.-

Woolly: <Lake! What's wrong?!>

Lake: <   I don't know! Just...run! Get away from me!   >

Woolly: <But...>

Lake: <   Go! Before I get you!   >

Unite: <No arguments here!>

-Unite grabs Woolly's shoulders with his talons.-

Woolly: <No no no! I don't want to leave Lake!>

Unite: <I don't think there's really anything we can do about that right now, Woolly!>

Lake: <   Yes! Just go! Before I get- ALL SHALL BE ONE!   >

Woolly: <Urk! Time to go!>

-Unite flies off, carrying Woolly away.-

Lake: <   Just what is going on here?!   >

...

O_O

-decides to leave before thigs get worse-

<Charizard!Pankaja: "   Oof!   ">

<Charizard!Basket: "   My... A tenacious one, aren't we?   ">

-Thinking-

<Charizard!Basket: "We should try and be more indirect with this one... We have OTHER ways of infecting the rest!">

-Circles over Ori-

-Aside-

<Charizard!Kat: "   Oh great, how are we supposed to handle clubs with THESE arms?   ">

-Thinking, to Charizard Spathi-

<Charizard!Nadia: ""Eh, could be worse... We could be Shelgon again...">

-Noticing Straw-

<"   Oh... Not much...   ">

_____________________

-A fair distance away, in a hallway-

<Milo: "(*pant*) I think we lost them...">

<Audrey: "Let's try and find one of the others here...">

<Gene: "You don't suppose that they're all going to be stuck like that, are they?">

<Audrey: "... I hope not...">

edited 31st Oct '11 12:07:06 PM by TracerBullet

Spathi: *blinks* < Who said that? ...And yeah, being Shelgon sucked.>

Aqua: <   Mommy, the voices in my head say to infect you. And the voices also say that I get some yummy charcoal if I do. I've never had charcoal before, but it sounds good. Anyway, I'm going to poke you now. :3   > *floats closer*

Blossom: <Eep!> *is picked up by Kim* <Whoa!>

• Kim and Rex duck into a room, closing the metal...stone...marble...(whatever the material in Mewtwo's castle is) door*

Aqua: *slams into the door* <   Owie!   >

edited 31st Oct '11 12:16:18 PM by Slouch

-Rex and Kim happen to end up in the same room I'm in-

Oh, hey guys, fancy seeing you all here.

Charizard!Crochet: -From outside with a stereotypical hillbilly accent- <   WE'RE GONNA GET U....   >

Charizard!Doc: -Is stalking the halls-

edited 31st Oct '11 12:10:40 PM by rmctagg09

Rex: *freaked out* Why is everyone turning into Charizard?

Kim: *shaking* Wh-what can we do?

Blossom: <My poor daughter...>

Aqua: *knocking on the door* <   UPS. :3   

-Beat-

Aqua:    Awww, no one ever falls for that.   > *flies off*

edited 31st Oct '11 12:12:34 PM by Hobgoblin

Crescent:<Really? Because everyone except for a few people are Charizards. And there's a TREE in the middle of the room!>

-Presses another switch, creates a large mechanical grabby-hand on my right arm, grabs Basket, pulling her down, and kicks her away with the pogo-leg-

STILL NOPE.

-Shrugs-

Beats me.

Charizard!Crochet: -Starts attempting to burn through the door- <   YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US!!!   >

Yeah, I think we should get inside the vents, don't you?

Charizard!Doc: -Has found Tracer's mons and has begun his pursuit-

edited 31st Oct '11 12:16:21 PM by rmctagg09

<"   Huh... How'd we miss that?   ">

<Charizard!Lardna: "   Well, I'm sure it'll burn nice...   ">

-Breathes a plume of flame onto the apparent tree-

<Charizard!Iggy: "   As for the rest of us... We were merely looking for some new infectees...   ">

<Charizard!Vlad: "   Speaking of which... You don't look bad yourself...   ">

________________________

-In a hallway-

<Milo: "You sure you know where you're going, Audrey?">

<Audrey: "Well hey, we haven't run into any of those Charizard ye-">

-Notices Doc-

<Audrey: "Crud.">

-Attempts to Psychic Doc down a hallway-

-Turning to run-

<Gene: "Sorry about that!">

edited 31st Oct '11 12:25:35 PM by TracerBullet

Aqua: *flies down the hallway, noticing Star* <   Hi!    >

~~~

Rex: Gah, they're getting in!

Eclair: *zaps the door, trying to hold them back*

Rex: *climbs up to the air vent, pulling off the cover with some effort* C'mon, you guys! Hurry!

Kim: *climbs in first, still visibly shaken by everything that's going on*

Blossom: <Aqua...> *follows after her in the vents*

edited 31st Oct '11 12:19:31 PM by Hobgoblin

- Artemis and Mira peek out from underneath the table -

Mira: <What is going on here?>

Uh... Nothing out of the ordinary.

Odette: <Mothers! Guardé is one of them! Change him back!>

Artemis: <Huh?>

Tulip: (hiding behind Ribbons) <I'm scared, yes...>

Silvermist: (a blue glow surrounds her as she does some rhytmic movement with her fins, it starts raining) <That ought to weaken them!>

Odette: <Yay! Rain!>

-Climbs up into the vent just as Charizard!Crochet busts in and attempts to get Eclair-

NO!

Charizard!Crochet: -To Eclair- <   You're mine, Luxray!   >

Helios: <NO!>

-Rams Crochet to prevent her from getting Eclair, but ends up getting infected as well-

Charizard!Helios: <   We must bring more of our friends inside the Unity.   

Charizard!Doc: -Falls in front of Audrey, Gene, and Milo due to the Psychic- <   Why'd you have to hit me so hard you big meanies?   >

edited 31st Oct '11 12:34:09 PM by rmctagg09

Zero:Thanks a lot Crescent. -discards the burning Tree costume, and runs away from the Charizards-

Crescent:<You're welcome!>

edited 31st Oct '11 12:27:45 PM by strawberryflavored

-Chord, now a Charizard, lands near Treeo and Harriet, along with Guardé.-

Chord: <   HELLO, PEOPLEMONS!   >

Guardé: <   How would you feel about joining our little collective, eh?   >

Harriet: <Oh Arceus, this is getting worse and worse.>

Treeo: <What? But we're you're friends! You wouldn't do this to us, would you?>

Chord: <   There won't be any need for "friends" in the collective. We shall be one glorious whole instead.   >

Guardé: <   Allow me to formally induct you, Treeo!   >

-Guardé lunges at the Sceptile, only to be blasted back by a Dark Pulse attack from Harriet.-

Harriet: <Sorry, but we refuse.>

-Unite and Woolly then fly past.-

Woolly: <GUYS! RUN!>

Unite: <Quick! Before they get you!>

Chord: <   Why are you resisting us? What do you seek to gain from remaining individuals?   >

-Harriet grabs Treeo with her talons, lifting him into the air.-

Treeo: <Who would want to be the same as everyone else?>

Harriet: <Don't you know how boring that would be? Will stay out of this, if that's alright with you!>

-The Honchkrow flies off, carrying Treeo away.-

Chord: <   You fools! You are only delaying the inevitable!   >

Guardé: <   WE SHALL CONSUME ALL!   >

-The two Charizard take to the air, giving chase to the fleeing Pokémon. Meanwhile...-

Lake: <   Argh! Why am I thinking these things?   >

Calm!Lake: <Well, we sort of have an uninvited guest in here.>

Feral!Lake: <As if it wasn't crowded enough with you in here.>

Calm!Lake: <Don't start...>

???: <   WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THESE FOOLS! YOU MUST BRING MORE INTO THE HIVE MIND!   >

Feral!Lake: <Oh! Here's our guest. Although he's more like a squatter, if you ask me.>

Lake: <Who are you?>

???: <   I...I AM LEGION! I AM ALL! AND ALL SHALL BE ME!   >

Calm!Lake: <Wow. This guys is almost as bad as you!>

Feral!Lake: <I resent that...>

edited 31st Oct '11 12:33:27 PM by Luke924