ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

<Find my Pokémon and Forte, and tell them I'm all right. They must be so worried about me right now...>

<Yeah, I can do that.>

-is suddenly pecked awake by Salamence-

Real World

-goes over to Forte-

Forte: Hi. If you're wondering, Piano still isn't awake.

Felis: <Not the first time that's happened.>

Shadow: <Seriously?>

Felis: <Yes, seriously. Did she not tell you about her adventures in the Dream World?>

Yeah, I know...

Look, this probably won't make the first bit of sense, but she talked to me, she's fine. Just can't wake up at the moment.

...Which is admittedly sort of the opposite of fine...

Felis: <Told you so.>

Forte: What do you mean, you just talked to her? Shadow can't get his telepathy to work, so why could you?

Like I said, won't make any sense.

Salamence: -flies down to the mons- <Apparently Mezzo's trapped in the Dream World~>

Forte: Well, you're right about that.

Yin: <Trapped? Oh no! They're taking her away! First they'll come through our dreams, then they'll abduct her in the real world!>

Felis: <More likely, she's just playing around in there.>

Sunny: <Oh! Maybe if Every kisses her she'll wake up!>

Felis: <What.>

Sunny: <You know, like in the old stories. Wouldn't it be so romantic if she was awakened by true love's kiss?>

Butterscotch: <Does he always have his head this far up in the clouds?>

Felis: <Yes. Yes he does.>

Salamence: <Hey, clouds are awesome!> -wraps her wings around Butterscotch to prove her point- <Anyway, I dunno if a kiss would work. It's never woken anyone up before~>

-Butterscotch takes the form of a yellow Altaria-

Butterscotch: <The metaphorical type of clouds.>

Sunny: <Well if you don't know, why don't you have him try?>

Salamence: <Ooh, you're shiny!> -hugs, then turns to Sunny- <I could try, I guess...>

-flies over to Every and relays Sunny's message-

-Every blushes- Um...

Sunny: <Go on, try it!>

...

-bends over Mezzo and kisses her on the cheek-

Forte: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Get your hands off her right now before I punch you in the face!

-Mezzo does not respond-

Sunny: <Aww, it didn't work.>

-quickly moves away from Mezzo before Forte decides that a punch is necessary-

Salamence: -to Sunny- <Told you~>

Felis: <And no one was surprised.>

Sunny: <So how do we wake her up then?>

Nevermore: <Oh, just peck her in the head a few times.>

Butterscotch: <Didn't you already try that? It didn't work then.>

-Nevermore pecks Butterscotch in the head, causing his illusion to fade-

Butterscotch: <Ow!>

Nevermore: <You don't question the boss's methods!>

-Salamence pecks at Nevermore- <Hey!>

Salamence, leave her alone...

-sighs and curls up to sleep, having no idea how to help Mezzo-

Salamence: <...Fine.> -glares at Nevermore before flying over to Every and falling asleep on his head-

edited 29th Oct '11 11:06:04 PM by memyselfandI2

AU Spirit Realm

-Die is sitting in the centerstage, blindfolded-

Bannette!Sol: Better stop stalling the inevitable...

-Sol unblinfolds Die, who turns around-

Die: <...>

-Backdrop changes to the Battle of Nimbasa-

Bannette!Sol: Speachless? That's unusual...

-Music starts-

~Peachum's Morning Song (Morning Chorale)~

Die:: <Awake... Ye poor sinners, awake. Arise... and prepare ye tah labour. We've all got a living ta' make... So... get up! And steal from your neighbour!>

-Illusionistic figures of those who were under Die's command arise from the ground-

Die:: <The begger, the banker, the cop. There all of 'em out on the take... And the treadmill is not going to stop...>

-The figures disappear-

Die:: <So wake... you poor sinners awake...>

-Sol is slightly fazed-

-At Shamouti Pokemon Center, sometime after whenever Silent's scuffle with the Deltas concluded-

<Zoltan: "Tracer! You're back!">

"Yeah- OW! I am... OW! Were you alright with my interns?"

<Zoltan: "It was scary when all of those loud noises were going on... But things were better after they stopped... I don't know why they wouldn't let me into the front afterwards though...">

<Vlad: "Oh... The windows were broken. There was glass everywhere. I think they just wanted to keep you from getting hurt...">

"Speaking- OW! Of which... Could you- OW! Get off of me, Zoltan? Your claws are really sharp..."

-Reluctantly complies-

<Zoltan: "Aww... But then now who am I going to climb?">

-Aside-

<Audrey: "You know, I can't help but feel as if I felt someone familiar amongst those Deltas that we fought earlier today...">

<Teala: "Oh? Who?">

<Audrey: "If I didn't know any better I'd say tha- Nah... That's insane... What would the odds of that be anyways?">

-Walks over to Tracer while holding the human to Pokemon armband-

Tracer, would you like to take a visit to the Dream World?

"... Wait... How?"

<Kat: "And what are you doing with that thing anyways?">

-To Kat-

I acquired this under some pretty weird circumstances.

-To Tracer-

Just fall asleep while wearing the armband and I'll track you down in there.

"Let me give it a shot. Um... Is there someplace that I could put this on without getting noticed?"

edited 30th Oct '11 12:26:03 AM by TracerBullet

-Points to a secluded corner nearby-

You could also sleep in my backpack.

"Alright. Here goes nothing..."

______________________

-About 20 minutes later, in the Dream World-

<"Zzz... Mmph... Was that REALLY necessary, Milo?">

edited 30th Oct '11 12:25:50 AM by TracerBullet

Waters around New Island

"This Island seems.....really creepy. That means I should go check it out!"

"I am not certain I understand that line of logic, master."

"Right, If something seems creepy, chances are there's something dangerous about it, right?"

"If I recall correctly...."

"...and the saying goes 'The Road to Hell is full of good intentions.'"

"I don't think that saying means what you want it to mean."

"Eh, 'Man Proposes, God Disposes'. Let's get going!"

"'Every path has its puddle', I suppose..."