ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

No because if it was it would scream and run. And there smarter then trees.

edited 12th Feb '11 6:26:56 PM by daisy

Oh okay then.

See tree is gone!

-goes to old chateau-

Its getting dark so lets sleep with the ghosts! I bet they have sleepovers!

Here it is!

Incident Report DXS-12AAA

• Unidentified object detected in ozone layer. Life signs confirmed. Detailed analysis is as follows"

"The creature had twenty-six (26) organs which I could not identify. Its skin was rough and grooved with patterns unknown to this earth. Its shape was vaguely humanoid, with a sort of aura of free-floating particles surrounding it. It had one glaring eye...my god, the eye!"

Researcher -corrupted- was consumed by the captured specimen shortly after typing his report. Tests have shown that the specimen's current form is a result of this consumption.

My my! What an appropriate story for this ghostly night! -issuchadramaqueen-

We haven't even gone to Eterna Forest yet. That's a house in Floaroma, Daisy.

House Owner: What'choo doin' on my lawn?

I tried to keep her away, sir, but she ain't all right in the head.

Ummmmm......

-reterns charizard to his ball-

Not burning your tree.....

-The crazed man sends out a Feebas-

House Owner: Feebas! Teach these robbers a lesson they won't forget!

-Feebas flops in asphyxiation-

-zorua scratches feebas defeating it-

Ok my first win and it was against magicarps cuzin....How humileating

edited 12th Feb '11 7:00:29 PM by daisy

Man: I guess it's time for mah secret weapon! GO, ARCEUS!

-Sends out another Feebas nicknamed Arceus-

(Back from dinner and clean-up)

Go Cobalt, use Pursuit!

-Feebas faints instantly-

We showed him!

So, this is Floaroma Town... Smells nice.

Blah blah...unstable reproductions of Weather Trio, Sinnoh Trio, and Arceus...blah blah...attempts to make genetic material stable enough...skip to the end!

Final Log

"In this machine is a small slit of raw material. When placed inside a fossil Pokemon revival chamber, it will produce a flawed reproduction of the Pokemon -corrupted-. Mew-based copies of this machine are decommisioned: see entry on the Cinnabar Anomaly for more information"

So that explains its origins.

-Sits down in flower field-

This sure is nice.

edited 12th Feb '11 7:13:40 PM by rmctagg09

-finds a gracidea-

Guys look a gracidea flower!

edited 12th Feb '11 7:18:31 PM by daisy

No Shaymin here, so it's really not that significant.

-Has a jar of honey-

I'm sorry, I was eating a burger. What'd I miss?

-Sees a Combee nearby-

Anom, it looks like you may have some company soon enough.

Is it female? :o

Ooh! It has that jewel thing! It's female!

Ahem... Dear Combee, would you like to have me as an owner?

edited 12th Feb '11 7:23:52 PM by Anomalocaris20

-gets out vespiquen-

Hey vespiquen can you bring us female combee?

-vespiquen whissles and 100 female combee appear-

edited 12th Feb '11 7:31:30 PM by daisy

Team, come out.

-All my Pokemon are released-

Come and smell the roses.

-Combee flies in the air for a bit, pondering whether or not to accept the gentleman's offer-

-vespiquen whisles for combee-

edited 12th Feb '11 7:32:20 PM by daisy