ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Realizes he's being smooth, blushes-

Oh! Uh... That was weird, I suppose... Sorry.

...Yeah.

Uh...

-In the middle of dodging a flame jet-

Why did I just get a feeling that someone tried a pickup line and epically failed?

Muddy: -Blasting Bullet Bills out of the sky- <You always get weird feelings Tagg.>

- Looks over at Anom -

Oh, you're ready to move again?

- Stands up -

Ugh...

- Wipes some sweat off my forehead -

... So, where are we going next?

Well...

I think we need to ride this minecart... ugh...

-Attempts to sit in the cart, is painfully reminded that metal conducts heat well, and jumps back out-

... Well... That'll be fun...

...

... Think Odette can use Water Gun to cool it off somewhat, or something?

That might damage it, but sure. I think it can handle that.

- Nods -

Okay then... Let's give it a try...

- Sends out Odette again -

Odette: <We still in the hot place?>

Yeah... Hey, Odette? Think you can use Water Gun to cool that minecart off a little?

Odette: (nods) <I'll try!>

- Odette uses Water Gun to try to cool the cart off somewhat -

-I sit in the minecart, which is cooled somewhat-

Oww... it's pretty safe now though. But it's going to take in heat rather quickly, so let's get moving.

-Looks away, blushing-

Yeah, uh... I take it you know Tagg, Pentigan, DS, and Anom?

- Gets into the minecart, recalling Odette -

Yeah... Let's go.

...Actually, yeah. I'm Traveling with them.

-The minecart takes off, and as we go the rocks underneath our cart begin to erupt outward, bouncing our cart up and down across the rails... which terminate by dipping straight down into lava up ahead-

-Thankfully there's another minecart on a piece of rail right above where ours takes a dip-

AAGH!

AAH!

What do we do?!

I don't know!

We're going to take a plunge straight into the lava if we don't figure something out!

- Gulp -

W-We're going to have to jump into that other minecart up there, aren't we!?

Yeah, we are!

-Nervously looks at the cart, wondering how he's expected to do this without missing it and falling into the lava-

- Takes Anom's hand in mine -

R-Ready?

(thinking) If one of us doesn't make the jump, then the other can pull them up... Or we both fall in...

Yes... ready...

-Swallows nervously, and jumps out of the doomed cart-

Oh! I'm traveling with them. That's... Knowing this group,completely likely.

- Also jumps -

Yeah, Weirder things have happened.

So I've heard. And I just destroyed a giant mecha piloted by a Combusken with a kick done with the help of my Alomomola.