ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Harriet: <Wait, there's a space tunnel? Here?>

Space tunnel?

Lake: <Don't you remember? It's how we got to this universe in the first place.>

Oh yeah, I remember.

Wulfric: <Where's the entrance?>

I still have all those Trainer Cards in a sack. Some of them were as old as I was back when I started out. Yeah, we can make it Wolf.

-On an infamous imageboard-

[No. 78956423: "Well this is just [REDACTED] great! We managed to get 12,000 people killed today!"]

[No. 78956431: "You're missing a key part. We got 12,000 people killed today while standing up to those [REDACTED] out in Saffron and doing a pretty [REDACTED] good job at making their lives utter hell."]

[No. 78956439: "Yeah, we've got those [REDACTED] pinned on the main roads and parks. And we've got enough Rain Dancers out there on the rooftops to keep this thing going for 6 months if we need to!"]

[No. 78956443: "If you [REDACTED] with the rat are seeing this, go ahead and try to burn our town. You'll be lucky to singe a [REDACTED] stationery store in this weather!"]

[No. 78956447: "Yeah. Ever see the face of a mon that has his pathetic little fire doused by a huge Hydro Pump from across the street? It's [REDACTED] priceless."]

[No. 78956452: "Yeah, and keep sending those stupid [REDACTED] to try and mow us down on the roofs. Watching you all fry with Thunder is SOOO satisfying."]

-A mercifully filtered picture-

[No. 78956459: "[REDACTED] that, THIS is where all of the fun is at."]

[No. 78956464: "Holy [REDACTED], what the [REDACTED] did THAT?"]

[No. 78956459: "That's what happens when you bait a hundred of those [REDACTED] into trying to break down a wall and dump that rage juice onto them."]

[No. 78956471: "SOMEONE'S going to be busy with cleanup there when this is all over."]

[No. 78956477: "Those turrets are pretty [REDACTED] awesome too. Saw a row of 'em clear out an entire street earlier today."]

[No. 78956480: "More like [REDACTED] creepy. Who the [REDACTED] came up with the idea to give them those voices?"]

[No. 78956483: "And then there were the ambushes with the Pokeballs earlier today. I swear I've never seen that many things [REDACTED] themselves before in my life."]

[No. 78956489: "If you're reading this, I hope you've learned something from this, you [REDACTED] seal. You CAN'T outnumber us in this town. If you throw your stupid [REDACTED] at us mindlessly, you WILL lose."]

edited 28th Sep '11 3:08:49 PM by TracerBullet

Mistralton

Sir, we've finished cleaning up the most destroyed parts of the city.

Good. We'll move out in a little bit then. Are you feeling well, Tsujo? You're the only one of us who isn't modified.

A beige-caped person stepped up behind Casval.

I'll cope, captain. Our group found two more bystanders.

Very well. Leave them with Dusevni. He's currently trying to tend to everyone we've already found.

A purple cloaked mass was squatting on a clearing, concentrating on a group of injured.

Great! Thanks, Tagg. Good luck.

Wolf, if you're finished... your eye.

Celadon

-Fool has kept quiet the entire time, she doesn't feel like speaking-

Not far from Iccirus

-Stitch flips over to Napoleon-

<Stitch>: <Sir, we are ready to advance to Iccirus sir.>

<Napoleon>: <Grand!>

-Napoleon rounds up his armies, delivers a speech and starts trudging his way over to Iccirus City-

???

-Snowman seems to be floating around aimlessly-

<Snowman>: <Oh what am I to do~ What am I to do~? I feel like I should help~! But I am doing nothing~!>

-Snowman starts hitting herself-

<Snowman>: <Confound this timeline~! And confound it for forcing me to share minds with Fool~!>

-Snowman flost down to the "floor"-

<Snowman>: <Oh well~ At least I don't have the desire to murder anymore...~ That's always a good sign of regaining sanity~>

What about it?

-Rea tries to keep as close to Napoleon as possible.-

...It's truly gone?

Thanks Wolf.

-Hangs up-

I wonder if Unfezant managed to succeed yet with what I tasked him to do.

-finishes a rather bad explanation that leaves them somewhat more confused and speaking softly with each other, I go over to rejoin the others-

So what now? We just wait here till the others show up?

Yes. It is.

I guess so. Luckily we're not too far from the base if we need something.

Need something for what? I mean, we're nit actualy doing anything.

-sits down and pulls out the slingshot and the stones I collected on the way here, making sure they fit well-

Celadon Streets

Iron Marrow: ...

<Vlad?>

Nearby:

-a squad including nine Golbat, a Weavile, a sour-faced Camerupt, a Tropius growing poison ivy, three Golem, an Eelektross, and an Audino, led by a Hydreigon, are patrolling the road-

Lanius!Audino: <Yes. I definitely hear some people on the next street over...>

Lanius!Eelektross: <Flaunting that lucky turn in Saffron no doubt, hmph. Well, we should give them a... congratulations, no?>

Lanius!Hydreigon: -grins evilly- <Oh, delicious...>

edited 22nd Aug '11 8:10:54 PM by Tangent128

-shrug- Food, books, one of the people there, etc.

...I'm sorry, Wolf.

It's not a big deal. Who needs depth perception anyway, right?

-To Iron Marrow-

<Vlad: "... Yes?">

-Aside-

-Jodie is making muffled indistinct sounds-

<Sabine: "You talk to a music player? Do you have any idea how pathetic that sounds?">

<Mike: "HEY! She's helpful!">

-sighs and starts shooting at the walls, trying not to hit anything or anyone important-

-Has decided to go find Tracer and Randy while under illusion-

Hydreigon: -Growls- <I can hear some of Lanius' goons nearby Tracer, Randy, and their mons.>

Oh great. You guys know the drill, no holding back.

edited 22nd Aug '11 8:06:20 PM by rmctagg09

But... didn't it hurt?

Yes. But pain is temporary.

Yeah! Wolf can take out all of those cock-sure idoits, prancin' around with their head full of eyeballs!

Just outside Iccirus

<Quarters>: <Look at'em, they look so... destructable>

<Matchsticks>: <Kesese, we'll roast them in no time!>

-Napoleon halts the two-

<Napoleon>: <Patience... Good thing happen for all of those... who wait..>

Gotta go to bed.

No, it isn't. Pain lasts forever. Do you think we could replace it? Or anything like that?