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BadWolf21 The Fastest Man Alive Since: May, 2010
The Fastest Man Alive
#80476: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:37:44 PM

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What're you thinking about?

edited 14th Aug '11 8:37:57 PM by BadWolf21

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#80477: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:38:02 PM

Go, Machamp!

-He is let out, and begins with a Cross Chop.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#80478: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:39:54 PM

Cryogonal: <WAAAARGH!>

-is knocked into the red-

Cryogonal: <If you're not going to play nice, you won't get to play!>

"Brycen": <Frost Breath!>

Cryogonal: <You like crits? Take this!> -blasts a stream of freezing air at Machamp-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#80479: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:40:28 PM

-Stays absolutely still for a few moments before hugging back-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#80480: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:42:51 PM

-Machamp takes about 1/3 damage, hovering just above the yellow zone.

Now! Follow up with Seismic Toss!

-He tosses Cyrstagonal into the air, as high as he can with his strength, and lets it come crashing back down.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#80481: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:43:21 PM

Just freaking out slightly because two of my Pokemon are dead in the original timeline.

Also wondering how Hecate ended up working for Artemis and Scolipede.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#80482: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:44:10 PM

Cryogonal: <Well aren't you just a big meanie-head...> -faints-

"Brycen": <Useless...> -sends out Vanillish- Frost Breath!

Vanillish: <BURN!> -blasts Machamp with searing cold air-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#80483: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:45:24 PM

-Plays against myself again, I lose. In doing so I win, my loss was my plan all along-

-Technically speaking, I won 63 moves ago-

Me: <DAMN IT ME!>

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#80484: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:45:55 PM

Machamp: <Urk!>

-He is now in the red zone.

You know what to do!

-His fist begins to glow with a red aura, as he Fire Punches Vanillish in the face.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#80485: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:48:01 PM

Vanillish: <WHAT? YOU DARE STRIKE ME? YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!> -fires another Frost Breath before fainting- <I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!>

"Brycen": <Ugh...why must this man's Pokemon be so pathetic...> -sends out Beartic- Brine!

Beartic: <Hey! Hey! Look at this!> -sprays Machamp with very salty water- <Ain't that funny?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
BadWolf21 The Fastest Man Alive Since: May, 2010
The Fastest Man Alive
#80486: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:48:09 PM

Who are the last two pawns, Pentigan? I know the first six.

Does it really surprise you that Hecate joined up with the faction that oppresses humans?

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#80487: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:49:47 PM

I'm going by character page order.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#80488: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:50:33 PM

Well, yeah, kinda. I mean, I know she hates people and all, but I always thought she was content just avoiding them and taking care of her... pack? Pride? Tribe?

-shrugs-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#80489: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:50:55 PM

-The combined attack makes Machamp faint, but not before swearing an oath of vengeance against "Brycen"'s entire family.

Quit the melodramatics! I choose.....

-Before I can pick anyone, Meme bursts out of his Pokeball, dressed inexpricably in a hula skirt!

Meme: <ALOHA! I SUMMON THE VOLCANO GOD!>

-With that, he lets loose with a Fire Blast.

edited 14th Aug '11 8:51:36 PM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#80490: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:53:26 PM

-Beartic weaves to one side-

Beartic: <Dohoho, you're too slow...>

"Brycen": <Icicle Crash!>

-Beartic yanks an icicle off its beard and begins whacking Meme with it-

Beartic: <DUDE! I'm hitting you with my beard! That is just so awesome, huh?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#80491: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:54:17 PM

...Tagg? Is that you...?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#80492: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:57:47 PM

-Is too busy crying to say anything-

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#80493: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:58:48 PM

-Hears Fool's crying, and slinks down like I don't exist to give them space-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#80494: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:58:54 PM

-Time slows to a crawl as Meme uses Sketch. This time, he takes out a canvas and pencil from hammerspace, draws Beartic using the move,walks all the way to Castella City, sells the painting in exchange for a few Stirtus berries, walks back to the Gym, and gets hit by the attack at crit strength, leaving him fainted.

Go, Jinx! Use Heart Stamp!

edited 14th Aug '11 9:00:26 PM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#80495: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:00:28 PM

Beartic: <Eeeheehee...I love that move.> -waves icicle around-

"Brycen": At least one of the Pokemon is reasonably competent...

Beartic: <ERK!>

-is knocked to half health-

Beartic: <Stupid Jinx...> -uses Icicle Crash on Jinx-

edited 14th Aug '11 9:01:18 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley Since: Jan, 2011
Guess Who...?
#80496: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:00:37 PM

Sadly, I didn't manage to get into Castellia today, Wolf... Would you be up to controlling Jasmine and Ludwig tomorrow?

-Some time later-

"Whelp, the arrays and Emancipation Fields are all set up, and the locals have set up their defenses around them... I guess we should get going then..."

<Buster: "What about their Pokemon that went out to finish those portals in those other regions?">

<Zoe: "They should be fine, they're tough... Plus Tracer gave them trackers earlier...">

<Kammy: "Wait... How on earth are you going to take everyone with you?">

"... Well... I can't, to be honest... I need to decide between some Pokemon..."

<Zoe: "So who's coming?">

"Well... I kinda need a way to fly... And considering where we are... It would probably be smart to take some heavy hitters along..."

<Kyle: "... I guess that means that I'm coming...">

"You don't have to if you don't want to..."

<Kyle: "And let you get hurt here? No way. You may be a forgetful jerk, but you're still my trainer.">

"Thanks, Kyle..."

<Mike: "I'll be coming too, Tracer. I can already tell that we're going to get into a fight... And I don't want to miss it.">

<Jodie: "Yeah, we'll be making the pavement bounce out there in Castellia!">

<Vesta: "I kinda want to get to meet these other Pokemon that you met earlier, Tracer... If it's not too much trouble...">

"That should be fine, Vesta..."

<Aloysius: "I'm coming too. I'm kinda curious as to what this 'Lardna' is like...">

<Guy: "You're going to need me if you're going to stay in one piece out there... Plus you look like you could use the extra set of wings...">

<Pascal: "Count me in too, dude...">

"Alright, I guess that should work..."

<Kat: "... How on earth are we supposed to all make it down to Castellia?">

<Milo: "Yeah, most of us can't fly...">

"Um... I guess we could try to see if you guys would be able to get into new Pokeballs..."

<Teala: "P-Pokeballs?">

<Kat: "Yeah, what's wrong?">

<Teala: "I mean... It's just that... We just met, and you gave me this tracker...">

<Vlad: "Aww... But it's not that bad... As long as you're not in there for too long...">

<Shaun: "If it's any consolation, you didn't like your Pokeball much in the original timeline either...">

<Nadia: "... How are we supposed to take her along then? She's heavy, and it's already insanely easy to get cut from touching her wrong...">

<Teala: "...">

"... Hmm... I might have a solution on me..."

-Fishes out an air balloon and pumping mechanism from bag-

<Milo: "... How'd you get that in this timeline?">

<Leana: "We got a bungled delivery from HQ about a year ago... And... Well... There was a reason why Tracer never checked in...">

<Nathan: "Stupid computer...">

<Teala: "... What does it do?">

<Nadia: "It helps you to float in the air. You can still glide in this timeline, right?">

<Teala: "Yeah...">

<Nadia: "So if someone towed you, you'd be able to fly... Kinda...">

<Vlad: "Technically, it's more like gliding...">

"We could have someone tow you for the time being, Teala..."

<Teala: "Thanks, Tracer...">

"It's not a problem... You're still not fully used to life away from here anyways, the least I can do is to help you adjust again..."

<Kat: "Guess the rest of us should take those Pokeballs now...">

<Milo: "Yeah, let's just get this over with...">

"Alright..."

-Fishes a pair of Pokeballs out, and 'captures' Kat and Milo, before letting them out again-

"... Did it feel alright?"

<Milo: "No, but I hate being in those stupid things anyways...">

<Kat: "Hush, weasel boy. It was fine, Tracer.">

"Hmm... Let's try it out on the rest of you..."

-Attempts same process on Shaun, but the ball breaks a split second after enveloping him-

<Shaun: "... Looks like those things still recognize us as captured Pokemon...">

"(*sigh*) I guess I should have seen that coming..."

-To Iron Marrow-

<Kit: "Are you staying with us, or are you going with Tracer?">

<Iron Marrow: "Well if I'm going to have to be stuck with one of you rubes, I might as well go with the one who will be more likely to wind up in a situation more worthy of being recorded in lore... I'll be going with Chain of Spades...">

<Pascal: "So how's this work for getting around, man?">

"Hmm... If I recall everyone that I can that can't fly... That leaves myself, Iron, Shaun, and Teala to account for..."

<Vlad: "Isn't Nadia kinda already spoken for?">

<Gligar!Vlad: "Yeah, won't she be flying her boyfriend?">

<Nadia: "Uh...">

"It's fine, I anticipated that, Nadia. Besides, you two haven't seen each other in a week..."

<Nadia: "You really didn't have to do this...">

"It's fine, Nadia..."

<Iron Marrow: "... How on earth is that supposed to help getting around?">

"Hmm... Think you could tow Teala, Vlad?"

<Vlad: "Yeah. I think that I could...">

"Then that means that we should be able to squeeze the three of us left on as long as two of us pair up..."

<Iron Marrow: "... I presume that you'll be pairing up with your sheep, right?">

"... I could... If you're willing to fly with Guy..."

<Guy: "Gee thanks, Tracer...">

<Iron Marrow: "So be it.">

<Shaun: "Guess that settles everything...">

-To other 6 Pokemon, while helping Teala equip the air balloon-

"So you guys will be waiting at the lab?"

<Zoe: "Yeah, it's not going to be getting any less busy after today...">

<Nathan: "Especially after what happened earlier...">

<Kammy: "Is there a way that we could get in touch if you got into trouble?">

<Vlad: "Well... There's the Dream World, if you've been there already...">

<Gligar!Vlad: "Dream World?">

<Vlad: "It's a really special place, I'll have to show you it sometime...">

<Gligar!Vlad: "Oh cool!">

"Hmm... I suppose there's another thing that I could do..."

-Uses portal gun to cast a blue portal on one of the walls of the break room at PEFE HQ-

"If we run into trouble, I'll cast the orange one someplace close to where we are."

<Buster: "Sounds good to me.">

<Leana: "Yeah, we'll be keeping close tabs on you...">

edited 14th Aug '11 9:02:50 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
BadWolf21 The Fastest Man Alive Since: May, 2010
The Fastest Man Alive
#80497: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:00:55 PM

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#80498: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:03:27 PM

-Jinx is hit, but is only taken down to about 1/4 health, due to the ineffectiveness of the move.

Jinx: <Now, darling, time for your curtain call!>

-She finishes off with Phychic.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#80499: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:04:20 PM

Beartic: <I have such a headache now...> -falls over-

-"Brycen" recalls him-

"Brycen": Okay, here's your badge, now get out of my gym.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#80500: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:05:36 PM

Jinx: <Not so fast. You impostors are worse than those lip-syncing boy bands! Take this!>

-With that, she proceeds to use Blizzard on "Byrcen", freezing him.

edited 14th Aug '11 9:05:43 PM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"

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