ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Both Mienfoo are unconscious now-

-The Beartic soon follows-

...Ah bugger, I guess I'll have to do this myself.

Haxorus: <Get the hell off me!>

-Throws Meme into a wall-

-recalls her pokemon, then runs up the stairs-

-deadpan- We're right behind you.

-Meme bounces off the wall as if it were rubber.

Meme: <I don't understand? Why did my mind erasing kiss fail!>

-He begins crying, and quickly fills the entire prison block with waist deep tear water.

At Nimbasa

MGTM: Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time /I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!/I'm floating around in ecstasy /So don't stop me now don't stop me /'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

<Zoroark>: <OH YEAH! THIS SONG ROCKS!>

MGTM: I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies /Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity /I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva /I'm gonna go go go /There's no stopping me!

<Liepard>: <I'M BURING THROUGH THE SKY! YEAH!>

MGMT: Two hundred degrees /That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit /I'm trav'ling at the speed of light/I wanna make a supersonic man of yo->

-MGMT sees Napoleon and his army-

MGMT: < Ahh, piss.>

-MGMT turns to the crowd-

MGMT: < Now what do we do when a Pokemon is being a Killjoy?>

<Crowd>: <FLIP THEM THE BIRD!>

-The crowd does just that to Napoleon and his army-

edited 11th Aug '11 5:40:17 PM by PippingFool

I feel too lazy to hold my megaphone now.

-tapes megaphone to face-

THERE NOW I DON'T NEED TO HOLD IT!

Rim: <DAISY THAT WAS STUPID!>

- Emolga and Whimsicott continue knocking out guards on their way -

Emolga: <Hey, Braviary? Where are you?>

Whimsicott: <Relax, we'll find him.> (smiles) <Mmm... All this energy my Leech Seed plants are absorbing from those prison guards is making me feel really energized!>

-I hear Daisy, but am in no condition to reply-

Get up, Anom! They can save you!

Can't...

C'mon, get up! Please!

No... can't move... too hurt...

Get up! Quickly!

Dead anyway...

No, you're not! Don't give up hope yet! You didn't the whole time you were in here! So not now, of all times!

Can't move...

...Okay, conserve your strength. We'll let fate play out how it wants to.

You know what I mean Wolf.

"Morty": -Looks bored- Have you guys decided who's fighting me yet?

Yeah, I'm doing it.

-"Morty" sends out Drimblim while I send out Eelektross-

Braviary: <Haxorus, Conkeldurr was telling the funniest story an-

-Looks at the water-

<What's going on?>

Haxorus: <He won't stop crying!>

edited 11th Aug '11 5:40:22 PM by Lilqueendaisy

-still deadpan- That was sarcasm.

-looks at Daisy and takes Megaphone off her face-

HEY, Is anyone up here!

edited 11th Aug '11 5:39:31 PM by stargirl93

-The water forms into Demyx water clones, and proceede to tickle all of the assortement of Pokemon that caught Meme.

-Meanwhile, Meme to scribble grafiiti all over the prison walls saying nasty things about Scolemis and Haxorus.

edited 11th Aug '11 5:40:35 PM by gamerex27

OW MY FACE! IT FEELS LIKE THAT TIME I TRIED WAXING MY FACE WHEN I WAS FIVE!

-I weakly sit there, aching all over and in a lot of pain after the last beating-

-The three release all the prisoners on this floor, apart from one rather large door that's much thicker than the others.-

Wulfric: <Unite must be in there...>

Jello: <Opening that door is going to be hard, though.>

Woolly: <...I'll do it.>

-Woolly begins charging a Focus Blast.-

Woolly: <Stand back.>

-The others back away to a safe distance, just as Harriet returns.-

Harriet: <Oh! More prisoners?>

Wulfric: <Yes, quick! Get them out of here!>

Harriet: <Okay, follow me, everyone!>

-Harriet leads the prisoners away as Woolly finishes charging her Focus Blast.-

Kazoo: <Uh-oh, Thank goodness we're not in the way of the door!>

-Woolly tosses the Ball of Aura energy at the door, causing a huge explosion as the door flies off it's hinges and crashes against the back wall.-

Kazoo: <Finally, a rescue!>

-Woolly rushes into the cell, finding Unite curled up on the floor, facing away from her.-

Unite: <...Please, leave me alone...I just want to be left here, by myself...>

-Woolly says nothing, sad at the sight of Unite like this.-

...Sorry.

Come on, let's keep moving.

-Continues walking down the hall, letting anyone else on the floor out-

-grabs my megaphone back-

ANOM I'M COMING TO GET YOU! DO SOMETHING IF I'M CLOSE!

-Just looks at Wolf weirdly while Eelektross dodges an Ominous Wind and drops a Thunderbolt on Drifblim-

I couldn't tell.

- Whimsicott uses Stun Spore to paralyze some more of the prison guards, before planting Leech Seeds on them as well -

- Emolga zaps several Mienfoo at once with Discharge -

Ugh. This is taking forever!

-The guards begin laughing uncontrollably, all while trying to beat Meme. Somemon hits him with a Sleep Powder, and he goes down.

Haxorus: <About time. Put that bastard into max secutiry prison.>

-However, to their dismay, Meme wakes up, and uses Extreemspede. When the blur settles, he has painted everything and everymon in sight hot pink with his tail.

edited 11th Aug '11 5:48:55 PM by gamerex27

-Seismitoad stands at the top of the stairs between the second and third floor-

-He spews a large Sludge Wave onto the steps, and begins walking to a safer position-

edited 11th Aug '11 5:47:52 PM by Anomalocaris20

Just forget it. The joke didn't fly. It's a failed joke, so let's just stop talking about it. -slowly winks at Tagg-

-Behind my back, I'm taking a Pokeball off my belt-