Well, first of all... Where am I?
-Both of her parents have a small laugh over this question-
: Why, you're in Dewford Town m'dear. The island of your birth.
So I am Hoennese? Not Unovan?
-Her parents nod-
: Yes my dear, you're from Hoenn. The small things like your hair and body structure indicate direct Hoennese descendany.
-Makes a small chuckle- Okay then... What did you do for a living?
: What we did for a living? Well, your mother here was a fantastic painter and made her living by selling some of the most beautiful paintings I have ever seen. That little one on your bracelet was painted by her. As for myself... I was a field researcher, one of the best in my prime years.
So you were a field researcher?
-Her father nods-
: Yes, I was indeed. I would often travel the world in order to study some of the native species in their natural habitat. When I married your mother, she would travel with me and paint the landscapes and Pokemon while I would study them. When we had you... we took you with us...
(Thinking) Well, that would explain how I ended up in Unova...
-Fool ponders on how to ask the next question-
Well... There is one big question I want to ask you... I think you know what it's going to be, but... I've got to know...
How did you die?
If I wanted to just stick my dick in an animal that trotted along obediently afterwards, I'd move to Wales - Silasw