ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-connection lost, the video feed from Jane's XTranceiver turns to static-

/Duck/: Hello to the basecode fragment. -Turns to me- I might have forgotten to have a human follow me here for the protocall.

-I facepalm-

Me: Let's just hope Ur manages to bring someone.

-Has now reached Dahlia-

Okay, let's do this. Talon, Rock slide!

-Togekiss dodges and shoots an Aura sphere at Talon-

Dodge and use rock slide again!

Sunny, attack with Payback!

-Sunny charges up power and dashes at another random Pokémon-

-Grabs Snowman-

Snowman! Do you know where the Scorpio Orb is located?

<Snowman>: <Yes I do! It's an offshoot cave around Mt. Silver~!>

Can you teleport me there?

<Snowman>: <Sure~!>

-Snowman glows as she prepares for teleportation-

<Snowman>: <TELEPOR'~!>

-A bright blue glow sorrounds Fool and Snowman as they warp to the Scorpio Cave. Fool then calls out for Jane-

Jane!? Jane!?

T: <This one can get someone!> -leaves the memory, and begins poking me-

What?

T: <Please poke that shiny thing.>

Um...why?

T: <The black-cloaked man needs help.>

Ookay...-pokes the glowy hemisphere, wakes up in Pentigan's memory-

-Jane is currently lost in the middle of a random hallway in the cave-

-Looks sadly at the static, then at Fool disappearing-

-Looks at where Every has appeared-

Lovely. Welcome to what I guess could be called my mind Every.

-Thinks for a moment-

I might as well wait here for a bit in case Ur brings anyone in.

-Ur is trying to figure out how to get back into the simulation, seeing as she was asleep when she got in-

Ur: <Maybe it's got something to do with sleeping?>

-Calls out for Jane again-

Jane! Where are you Jane!

<Snowman>: <She might be further down this cave~ Lets keep searching~!>

-Fool and Snowman keep looking for Jane-

-Togekiss is KO'd by Rock slide, and Dahlia sends out Manectric-

Talon, Earthquake!

-The Arena is shaken by the Earthquake, knocking Manectric down, but not KO'd. Manectric then K Os Talon with a Thunder-

Go, Crescent, Retaliate!

who is snowman?

-back at the mouth of the cave, Gallade walks up to the spiderweb blocking the exit, noticing that Jane is not there, despite the fact that she said that she would be here and not move until he came back from finding the thing he was looking for.

He throws the white fedora down in disgust-

-looks around-

...Aside from the fact that this is a pretty nice place....is there a reason you haven't moved since yesterday?

A shiny Mew.

S Nowman is a Shiny Mew that Fool got from Arceus in the GC. Weird I know

Aslo: MATHS TEST! RAGE! Won't be on for 75 minutes!

Because I can't move in the real world when I'm in here.

/Duck/: -Changes color- There's a small problem with the program to get out, it only allows Guests to leave and Pent and I am a special "Creator" category that is the major problem with the exit program. He's been stuck here.

-Kat facepalms-

<Kat: "You're not helping, Luke!">

<Cracked Femur: "Oh? What happened?">

<Kat: "Well...">

-One long and winding account of the initial encounter of the Sinnoh tribe later-

<Kat: "And that's why I'm here...">

<Nido Pins: "... Wait, they seriously tried to consult their dead by throwing their bones at Pokemon?">

<Triband: "Like that one tribe that you spoke of from that death island?">

<Cracked Femur: "Hmm... It's a shame that your first encounter with them had to be like that...">

<Kat: "Oh? You understand?">

<Cracked Femur: "I'm not going to pretend that they don't sound like quite the peculiar bunch... If what you just told me was truthful... But they're still of our kind, and they still have a bond with their dead... However nonsensical it may seem to us... As the elder of the Umber Tribe, I'd be more than willing to assist you with your task...">

<Gene: "Oh, so that's it?">

<Vlad: "Well, that was easy!">

<Cracked Femur: "Oh, hardly. Pulling a member from the Spirit Watch, if even temporarily, is quite a serious matter. I'll need to consult with the other contributing tribes about whom to pull and whom to summon as a temporary replacement until this Spirit Watch member from Sinnoh arrives.">

<Nadia: "... What does that mean?">

<Kat: "It means we could be here for a while...">

<Cracked Femur: "But no matter, I'm certain that there will be other things for you to take care of while you wait for a verdict, Chain of Spades... After all... It has almost been three moons...">

edited 25th Jul '11 8:10:44 PM by TracerBullet

-picks up Ur and holds her up to the dome- Touch it.

Oh...that sucks. I'm assuming just breaking the device won't get you out?

-Ur touches the dome and appears in the simulation-

Me: Oh, you came back in Ur. Did you bring anyone with you?

Ur: <I think Wolf might be coming soon.>

Me: Very well. Even though I only need one person other than myself, the actual journey to get to the console is a pretty good bit of memory. -Turns to Every- No. Don't even think about it. When someone is in the simulation their mind is bound to it's existence. If the device were to be destroyed then all that are in the simulation would suffer a massive headache as the last minute exit protocall prevents their mind being destroyed. And that's just the Guests.

edited 25th Jul '11 5:45:48 PM by Pentigan

-Now battling Trainer Pair 16.- are we doing the random board effects thing or not?

June, Use Flamethrower! -June flamethrowers a Haunter-

-is reluctant to leave Anom-

Anom? I have to go into Pentigan's memories to help him out. You don't mind staying here with DS, do you?

Maybe we can assume it is a random weather effect, or speed up/ slow down roulette.

-Manectric faints, and Dahlia sends out Garchomp, who uses Dragon rush-

Crescent:Well Fu- -KO'd-

This could be a problem. Go, Naida, Ice Beam!

edited 25th Jul '11 5:51:50 PM by strawberryflavored

I'll leave that up to you.

Serket, follow it up with a Crunch!

-Serket bites down on the Haunter, causing it to faint-

Serket: <These are weak trainers. Where are the strong ones?>

Be patient. Enough rounds and we'll fight the Frontier Brain eventually.

Okay, but what would happen to you and /Duck/? It's hard to imagine it being worse than technically being comatose forever...