ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

- Looks at some other theories -

"DS has some sort of eating disorder."

... No, I do not. Where would the fans get that idea?

"DS' hair now allows her to predict the weather."

... Oh, I get it. Although, there probably isn't much point in telling the fans that I do not have my Espeon powers when I'm in human form...

-Looks over at Gamer-

I guess that's one WMG that's actually true.

Straw is Anom's daughter from the future.

Um. No.

Hecate secretly has a crush on Anom, and killed Yamnega to eliminate her romantic opponents.

.....I have nothing to say to that.

Gamer has man-cooties, which is why Jane stays away from him.

.........Are all our fans 5, or something?

Ho-oh: Quite a while actually. I guess in human measurements, I would say...Ooh, about fifty years?

Whoa. Must have been hard.

Ho-oh: No doubt. But at the same time...It was wonderful.

Raikou: Nya~! We were good pups, weren't we?

Ho-oh: Yes, you all were. But "Good" and "Well behaved" are terms that don't necessary go talon in talon.

-Hears Gamer-

What. How would that even work? I'm not a girl.

Jordan is really 15 years old.

...........No.

Tagg was responsible for every major event since the dawn of time.

Huh?

Tagg's real OTP is with his Gigalith.

What

edited 12th Jul '11 9:54:49 AM by rmctagg09

Tagg is actually white, and is just a big fan of makeup.

......If Tagg wore makeup, it would have run off or ran out at some point earlier in our travels. So, defenitely Jossed.

Palkia is in love with Oblivia's Raikou.

I really hope Palkia doesn't have internet acsess.

Gamer is a robot.

................?...........NO.

-Hears Gamer-

What.

-laughs at crazy WMGS-

-Still sleeping for some reason-

-Is also asleep, and is still laying on top of Star-

Don't blame me for the fan's insanity.

Luke is Jesus.

Who's Jesus?

Technically, the NAME Jesus probably exists. Seeing as it's very common among some circles IRL.

edited 12th Jul '11 10:03:03 AM by TracerBullet

"Jane can fly."

... Um, what?

"The Azure Flute has somehow ended up as part of Latias' collection."

... I did wonder what happened to that thing...

Haha! I'm sure you could tell some stories, Ho-oh... but I won't embarrass Raikou.

Is that part of why you left Johto for so long?

Basket: -thinking- I could have told some stories on Tangent, anyhow. But then, he has stories about me...

edited 12th Jul '11 10:08:01 AM by Tangent128

Tagg's backpack can double as a jetpack.

No it can't, did one of the guys back in town make this WMG?

Tagg and Wolf are gay for each other, Fool and DS just happen to be their respective beards.

These people need to quit sniffing paint.

Ho-oh: -Nods.- Yes, partly. My perch on the Tin Tower was not a suitable place to raise three over-exited legendary pups. Coo.

Aww, I bet you were all pretty cute back then.

Entei: ENTEI CERTAINLY WAS!!!

...Was he this loud when he was a pup?

Raikou: Nya~, if anything, he was louder.

Ooh...

Gamer is a Hemaphrodite.

......Iwhimpers in fear.

Heacte is Anom's mother.

DS shaves her head, and purchases wigs every day.

"The reason Crewe could never find her Purrloin after it went missing back in Nimbasa city was because it had fallen through a hole in the fourth wall. The same thing happened with Luke's Treecko."

... Uh... Okay...

-Wakes up and notices something Is on top of her-

huh? What's this?

-Realizes "Something" Is Anom-

WHAT THE- -panics and shoves Anom off her-

Seriously, Anom?!

-comes down to the lobby, hearing the recent WMGs-

Looks like they're having fun.-chuckles to self-

edited 12th Jul '11 10:20:25 AM by Pikaninja7

-Is startled and wakes up-

Huh?! Wha-?! What's going on?!

-Having slept in in the room-

"Good, morn- Oh wow, it's late..."

<Milo: "What tipped you off about that one?">

<Audrey: "The clock, Milo.">

<Milo: "Oh, right... I knew that...">

"Did you all sleep well last night?"

<Teala: "(*yawn*) Yep.">

<Shaun: "I did, Tracer.">

<Nadia: "Same here.">

<Milo: "Since when did you start getting up along with the rest of us, Nadia?">

<Shaun: "She asked me if I could sleep close to her last night...">

-Teasingly, to Nadia-

<Milo: "What, is Lake not good enough fo-">

-Is pinned to hotel room floor by Nadia-

<Nadia: "SHUT UP! ">

<Toothless: "Nadia...">

<Milo: "I-It was a joke! C-Can't you take a joke?!">

<Gene: "Oh yeah, that's going to make us popular with the other guests in this hotel...">

<Iggy: "Let him up, Nadia.">

<Nadia: "Grr... Fine...">

-Lets Milo up-

-Cheerfully-

<Vlad: "Wait, did you sleep well, Sonny?">

<Sonny: "Mmph.">

-Turns to sulk in a corner-

<Kat: "I don't see why you're like that. After the stunt that you and Courtney pulled yesterday, I'm surprised that Tracer let you stay out of your Pokeball last night.">

-To Kat-

<Sonny: "Provalivai, ostavte menya v pokoe.">

-Continues sulking-

<Kat: "What.">

<Audrey: "You don't want to know, Kat...">

-Lets Lardna out of Pokeball-

<Lardna: "Morning, Tracer.">

"Good morning to you too, Lardna."

<Vlad: "So are we going? What are we going to see today?">

"I'm not sure yet..."

-Begins to leave with group, but notices Sonny continuing to sulk in a corner-

"... So are you still coming with us today, Sonny?"

-After a noticeable pause-

<Sonny: "... Da... I'm coming...">

"Alright, let's get going then..."

-Leaves room with group-

Posting will be on the erratic side today.

edited 12th Jul '11 10:34:09 AM by TracerBullet

DS has a crush on Cyrus.

Why are most all of these romantic in nature?!

Gamer, like certain reptillian Pokemon, has two......

....You know what? If Suesifh is causing all this, we need to execrate her ASAP.