ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Jordan- Yea, sure. Nice to meet you Meme.

-Jordan gets up-

-Looks at Meme and Mr. Happy-

Um, nice to meet you Mr. Happy.

Meme: <Why does everyone seem creeped out when I want to introduce them to my little friend Mr. Happy?! He's perfectly innocent!>

-Walks down to the lobby-

Hi guys.

-Notices Mr. Happy-

Who's that?

-Blaze and Flame are playing in the background-

Meme; <Hello, Strawberryflavored! Everyone is always creeped out when I try to introduce them to my little friend, Mr. Happy, and they always look disgusted whenever I whip him out? Why is that?>

- Wakes up, and goes to get myself ready for the day -

-eating pancakes-

So... Suicune called Ho-oh "Dad"? So he really did create you guys, or?

- Briefly meets with Latias on the way to the lobby, she tells me check out some WMG theories she read earlier -

- Enters the lobby -

Hey guys.

- Takes a seat, pulls out my laptop and starts looking up the WMG theories Latias mentioned to me -

-Jordan sips his tea-

-Waves to DS before going back on my laptop-

-Glances over DS's shoulder.

....They think Jane is a Time Lord? And her jacket is her TARDIS? What?!

I think it's the way your saying how you're taking Mr. Happy out.

Meme: <But, why? What could the name Mr. Happy mean, other than a Mr. Mime plushie?! Whisper it in my ear canal!>

- Shrugs my shoulders slightly, before finding the theories that Latias had mentioned to me, which are about me and Cynthia -

"DS and Cynthia are related."

... No, we are not.

- Continues reading -

"Cynthia is actually an older version of DS who travelled back in time in order to make sure that her past self would eventually become the champion."

... What.

- Reads another theory, blushing somewhat -

... Okay, I'm pretty sure that Cynthia isn't interested in me that way.

edited 12th Jul '11 9:15:16 AM by DarkerShining

-Whispers to Meme what other people would think-

-Jordan sits bored-

Meme: <they thing I'm talking about the Smeargle Cannon 2.0? My other tail? Those perverts!>

Raikou: Nya~, it's true, he did create us. Right, Dad?

Ho-oh: -Nods.- Correct. I created the beasts in the image of their Johto counterparts to serve as guardians of the Oblivia region. However, the process was much more involved then the creation of the Johto beasts.

Oh? What do you mean by that?

Ho-oh: Well, I'm sure you both know the legend of the Brass Towers destruction, no?

Yeah. Apparently three Pokémon died in that fire. But afterwards, you apparently came back and resurrected them as Raikou, Entei, and Suicune, right?

Ho-oh: -Nods.- True. However, the circumstances for the Obliva Beasts birth was different. Different as they weren't created fully grown but as...Pups.

Pups?

Ho-oh: Yes. Pups that I took responsibility for.

...Aww.

-also heads to the WMG forum.

Samuel L. Jackson is Tagg's father.

I don't think so.

Cloud Strife is Gamer's bastard child with Mezzopiano.

......What?! No! I'. Not interested in Mezzo that way! And neither of us angst 24/7.

Luke is secretly a woman.

......No. Just... No.

-Jordan laughed-

Glad i stay off the net.

Aw... how long does it take a legendary to grow up, anyways?

Jordan is dating Blaze.

....Yes. Just because that Jordan guy was seen with our group for all of a few days, he is obviously a close member of our group, and should be treated with the same "respect".

Eww, shuting up now.

-Jordan was oblivious-

edited 12th Jul '11 9:37:08 AM by GearLeader

the J-Team is the Borg, assimilating tallented Trainers into their ranks.

.....Resistance is futile. You will be caught up it Zubatshit insane adventures.