ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Hmm...

Your job would probably be a problem here...

Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it, okay?

Going for a while.

Right.

Oh, hi Wolf. And uh, not much. Finding more fanfic of me, and that's about it.

Oh. Sounds like fun. Anything interesting?

-Is wandering around Jublife aimlessly-

Docter's appointment. See you guys a little later

And I have dentist.

I think there's this one guy who's stalking me. You know anything about a user named MidnightSun197?

Judging by the name, it's either someone who lives in the far North, a fan of those trashy vampire books, or your Umbreon.

-Maekrite awakes, thirsty-

Maekrite (seeing the other mons) — <Oh cool I can go have someeeeeek~!> (breath cut short by leash)

Ho-oh: Is Maekrite all right?

I dunno. He's had things a bit rough, recently.

Wait, whoa. My Umbreon? That makes perfect sense.

Felis: <Took you long enough to figure it out.>

Sunny, did you write all this?

Sunny: -blushes- <Um, yes...>

I thought you said you were going to stop writing.

Sunny: <No, I said I was going to stop writing on your account. So I made my own.>

Gee, thanks for scaring me. I thought there was some guy who'd been following me around all day.

Felis: <There was. He was just an Umbreon.>

Wulfric: <I think Dark Pulse will work, let me try.>

-Wulfric holds his had out, and fires a Shockwave of Dark energy at Xatu.-

Wulfric: <...Did it work? Please don't let him have fainted...>

-overhears Mezzo- Wait, that author you thought was stalking you was your Umbreon?

-to Every-

Yeah. It's not the first time he's pulled something like this either. He used to publish fanfics with my old account too.

Wow. That...must have been awkward.

Face it, Mezzo. Your Umbreon's a shipper.

Jasmine: <Hee hee.>

-Xatu starts convulsing, screaming nonsense in a apparently dead languagethings about how the lawyers will charge extra, how the YBOX game of Tagg's life will shortcircuit the consoles, how some weird maniac AI will kill everybody, someone will betray all their friends and how someone will hide her son from his duty to his race-

— Õ_@ ... What was all that?

Suddenly Xatu stops convulsing and looks around.

Xatu — <Hey... wait, where am I?> — looks at Wulfric and Audrey — <Why was my mind feeling all clouded?>

-Dintel comes around-

Dintel — <hey! Xatu! You are acting like yourself?>

Xatu — <Uh?>

-To Wulfric and Audrey-

— So I take it you'd like Payapa berries? I only have one, so... — offers a Payapa berry and a chocolate.

Dintel — <Hey, Trainer?> — rubs my leg — <Maekrite is awake...>

— Oh... I better go check... thanks, guys... — pets Wulfric and Audrey in their ears.

edited 10th Jul '11 6:15:00 PM by SilentReverence

I'm pretty well aware of that by now, Wolf. And yes, Every, it was awkward.

Sunny: <You're not gonna make me stop writing, are you?>

Hmm...nah. You can have your fun. It's not like you're doing anything the rest of our fanbase isn't, anyway.

-Ludwig and Jasmine are playing in the background-

Ah...-walks back to computer, where Breeze and Diesel have been busily reading fanfics-

GAH! Breeze, Diesel, don't read those!

Diesel: (To Breeze) <Wow, human mating rituals are weird...>

WHA-Okay, computer time over. -switches off the computer-

Breeze: <Aw....> -wraps around my head-

edited 10th Jul '11 6:26:20 PM by memyselfandI2

-still talking to Mezzo when all of a sudden...-

Ludwig: <QUACK! QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK QUACK!>

-turns around to see Ludwig facedown on the ground and Jasmine sitting on top of him-

What are you two doing?

Jasmine: <Luddy isn't very good at charades.>

Ludwig: <Quaaack...>

-Returns to the hotel lobby with Star-

I just lost my first mon in my Nuzlocke. One of my favourites too...

-Is feeling sad for some reason, but keeps wandering around the city

-is startled by Ludwig's outburst-

-Breeze, on the other hand, floats over to watch-

The What?