ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Dintel — <...Eeeep!> — noticing Gene — <When did you get here?>

— We were here to pick you up, Dintel... any luck with Blue?

-Dintel kicks an imaginary pebble on the ground-

Maekrite (to Nido) — <So your Trainer raised many of his Pokémon himself? Wow... now that's interesting... would at least like to meet that Togepi...>

-To Basket-

Maekrite — <Really? Afraid of physical contact? Wow... I'd never expect that. Heh...> — smiling and talking to the others — <Unlike Trainer, who pretty much insisted on playing tag with us and trying to catch us to take measurements and gather us...> — smirks — <I guess he's acquired poison immunity by now...>

Gone for lunch. Assume Maekrite is listening to the life stories too, paying attention to the "raised by humans" aspect. As for Dintel, Tracer, you cna play him up if you want. Be back in ~120min

That's just disturbing.

-Riptide starts cuddling the Milotic and leans in to smooch her, but gets recalled-

No more of that, thank you.

-Wally is sent out in his place-

Wally: -Sees Milotic- Oh, you again...

Ok, Wally, now use your Earthquake.

Wally: Yup... -Wally sends a shock wave at Milotic-

So much for 'genuine, super-duper, 111%, actual, factual LOVE', huh Wally?

-Wally grumbles-

edited 6th Nov '11 10:45:53 PM by Slouch

Volcarona: <Owowow! Stop that or I'll delete that one too! OW!>

-Volcarona uses another Heat Wave to blast Sawk back-

-Milotic loses a third of her maximum health due to Wally's range and is deep in the red-

<Milotic: "AAAAAAHHHHH!">

Cynthia: "This is it, Milotic! Use Hydro Pump while he's still right next to you!">

<Milotic:    "THIS IS FOR YOU! YOU UNGRATEFUL BUG!"   >

-Milotic disgorges a massive torrent of water at close range at Wally-

-And restores 1/8 of her health-

_______________

-In the stands-

<Lardna: "... What did we just watch?">

<Iggy: "I'm not sure if I want to know...">

edited 9th Jul '11 1:51:09 PM by TracerBullet

He's immune to poison? But the only way I can even THINK of that happening is to be poisoned so much that your body becomes used to it. So if that's true...Wow. Silent's pretty hardcore.

Lake: <That is pretty awesome. If slightly insane. He could have died!>

edited 9th Jul '11 1:48:33 PM by Luke924

-Sawk is burned by Volcarona and sent flying back, but still manages to stand-

Hilda: Not good...but keep it up! Hit this thing with an Earthquake!

-Sawk stomps on the ground, setting off a shockwave that hits the whole arena-

Red's missing dad is Gordon Freeman. Both of them are badass and mute. Is this a good WMG?

-Wally takes the full force of the attack and crashes loudly into the arena walls, bringing his health into the red-

Crap!

Wally: Owww... Psycopathic bitchwad, much...?

Wally, do you think you can finish this?

Wally: I guess...

-Wally rolls up to Milotic (again), bounces up (again) and clamps on her head (again)-

edited 9th Jul '11 1:52:16 PM by Slouch

Volcarona: <Heh heh heh... took too much energy to mod his moveset like that...>

-I recall the fainted Volcarona-

Okay. Go, Vespiquen!

-Vespiquen immediately calls in a swarm of Combee to attack Sawk-

-Sawk is mobbed by the Combee and goes down-

Hilda: How did your Volcarona faint just like that? However it is, makes things easier for me. Go, Haxorus! Power up with Dragon Dance!

-Haxorus is sent out and does a mystic dance-

edited 9th Jul '11 1:54:53 PM by Mezzopiano

Uh-oh. Vespiquen!

-Vespiquen calls in a swarm of Combee, which give her an armor-like coating of hardened honey-

Hilda: All right, now attack with Rock Slide!

-Haxorus hurls a huge rock into the air, which then shatters into shards that rain down on Vespiquen-

-Vespiquen is seriously injured by the Rock Slide, but hangs on-

Gah... too many Rock moves...

-Vespiquen calls in another swarm of Combee to attack Haxorus-

-Wally's bite crits, and depletes the entirety of Milotic's HP bar-

<Milotic: "EEEEEEEKKKK!">

Cynthia: "Milotic!"

<Milotic: "Fill me when you come inside... Touch me when you Want to any-">

-Milotic collapses-

Cynthia: "Milotic, return! Good work out there!"

-Grabs a Pokeball-

Cynthia: "Go, Garchomp!"

-To Wally-

<Garchomp: "I'll admit, I'm impressed... You and your teammates have put up one heck of a fight...">

Cynthia: "Use Swords Dance!"

<Garchomp: "But I'm afraid that this is as far as you'll go...">

-Garchomp begins to make a series of rhythmic movements-

_________________

-In the stands-

<Nadia: "... Okay this isn't looking good for that Slouch guy...">

<Toothless: "No kidding...">

...Piss.

-Wally gulps, then nervously uses Gyro Ball-

edited 17th Aug '11 10:13:31 PM by Slouch

-Haxorus is battered by the Combee, but manages to hang on-

Hilda: Don't give up! Attack with Outrage!

-Haxorus lets out a fearsome roar, then charges at Vespiquen-

-Watches Milotic faint-

Okay, now I feel like I'm watching a porno. Come on Slouch, you can do this!

-Walks into the stadium just as Milotic faints-

What are they doing on the field?

-Garchomp is at 2/3 of her max health from the Gyro Ball-

Cynthia: "Use Fire Fang!"

<Garchomp: "Nothing personal, but we don't hold anything back...">

-Garchomp bites down hard on Wally with flaming fangs... And depletes the remainder of his HP-

_________________

-In the stands-

<Audrey: "Ooh... This is going to be nasty...">

-Vespiquen faints-

Hmmm... Haxorus is going to be tough... And I only have two Pokemon left...

-I have Star throw another Pokeball-

-Armaldo emerges-

Thankfully I have him! Stone Edge!

-Armaldo sends sharp rocks at Haxorus-

I'm back.

HotStuff: <All right! He finally took down that nasty sea serpent!>

-to Tagg.

You think that's bad? You should see wqhat happens when Meme gets Attyracted. He starts acring like an unholy mix of Austin Powers and Duke Nukem.

Wally: Bummer, dude... -Doesn't bother chewing his Occa berry, gets KO'd-

Well done, Wally. -Returns him-

-Nervously sends out Riptide-

-Decides to try something different-

Rip, try Roar!

-Riptide roars loudly at Garchomp, forcing it to switch out and removing that stupid attack boost-

edited 9th Jul '11 2:32:17 PM by Slouch

-Haxorus lets out another roar, then is struck by the stones and collapses-

Hilda: All right, Golurk, you're up! Hit this thing with an Earthquake!

-Golurk is sent out and smashes the ground with its fist, creating another shockwave-

-Armaldo braces itself as best it can-

Gah... Bug and Rock moves won't work. I guess I'll have to rely on some weaker attacks. Use Aqua Tail!

-Armaldo swings its tail at Golurk, making a watery splash in the process-

Even though Armaldo isn't as adept with that move, it should still hurt Golurk a fair amount.