ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Um, hey Mister Marowak. My name's Luke, and I'm here because I need you help with this thing I'm doing. Oh, and this is Lake. -Points at Lake.- He's a Feraligatr, and he's here to help me. He may look fierce, but he won't hurt you. Honest.

Lake: -Waves hello.- <Hi.>

I still think that the Cubone tribe has a Dialga artifact somewhere. That is the only logical way to explain the Timey-Wimey Ball s they seem to create. Behold, Dialga's toothbrush!

Maybe they do. And Luke, Rising Star is still a Cubone, which is why they aren't officially an elder yet.

Rising Star: <Well, he seems friendlier than that Nadia we had the other week... I almost kinda want to hug him.>

<You... are asking our help with something? Please explain...>

Maybe they could drag Luke into some kind of holy ritual which they use to worship the Legendaries? In which the elder brushes his teeth with the holy toothbrush to pay respects to Arceus, and Luke and/or Lake notice that the mystical dental implement is messing with time, thus causing all of these Meanwhile In The Past segments?

Oh, he's still a Cubone? Derp.

Right. So I'm trying to join this PEFE thing that Silent, Tangent, Tagg and Tracer are a part of. I've done completed all of my tests so far, apart from the last one. Which is to spend the night with your tribe.

So, would it be okay if I did that? I'm sure I'll be a good guest, you'll barely even notice I'm here.

Lake: <Would you mind if I stayed with him, too? I'll just worry about him otherwise.>

- Meanwhile, in the past -

HotStuff: <So... Remind me why we are here again, DS?>

- Shrugs -

It's not like I have anything better to do right now.

Rising Star: <Spend... the night here? Hmm... Elder Bark Stripe would be the one to ask about that. Meanwhile, what is this PEFE thing?>

-a bit away-

Hey, DS. The others are right over that way.

Patroller #3: <Another new visitor? Who are you supposed to be?>

I'll be back later today

edited 26th Jun '11 5:49:56 AM by Tangent128

The PEFE is a group of people who study Pokémon. So I'm really here on a fact finding mission about Cubone and Marowak society. That's pretty much the gist of it, anyway.

-Has spent the morning setting up glyphs and geases all over the hotel to repel Suefish. Has also set off several traps, consisting of photos of Anomalocaris20, stink bombs, syrup, electrified nets, and BB guns to ensnare any more fangirls.

edited 26th Jun '11 5:59:21 AM by gamerex27

Oh, I'm DS, a friend of these guys. And these are three of my team mates, HotStuff, Wings and Velvet.

-Is standing quietly in the background-

Hopefully they won't make us do another trial.

-Several squees are heard in the hotel hallway. These quickly become shrieks Of pain, and then in turn cries of outrage at bring fooled.

Ah good. My traps caught fangirls.

-Calls Tangent, telling him that he found more fangirls, and asks if he needs more for the experiment fro. Earlier.

edited 26th Jun '11 8:34:12 AM by gamerex27

-I walk down the hallway, hearing the screams of the fangirls-

I guess someone has been catching our fangirls.

you're welcome Straw.

I used photos of Anom shirtless as bait. Gotta say, I'm jealous of the dude's six-pack.

- Present day, is still doing some random things in my hotel room. Is currently looking through my Pokédex -

(thinking) I sure am glad we met Arceus on our adventures, as he was the only one of the legendary Pokémon of Sinnoh I had not yet seen during my journey before meeting the others.

-caught up in one of Gamer's traps-

Uh, a little help here, guys?

-wandering through the hallway, notices Mezzo-

Why are you caught in a trap with a bunch of fangirls?

I think the traps worked a bit too well.

-begins to try and take Mezzo out of the net, while trying to avoid releasing the fangirls-

edited 26th Jun '11 10:41:03 AM by strawberryflavored

I was heading down here to check if the graffiti was still there, and then I saw this picture on the ground and picked it up. And then, well, just look.

Felis: <Don't free her yet. Get a picture first.>

Diesel: -looks at Felis- <You are a strange...whatever you are.>

Oh. Fair enough. -as Straw attempts to free Mezzo, has Toxicroak and Fade glare evilly at the fangirls to keep them from trying to escape-

-answers call-

Gamer? More fangirls? Hmm... best talk to Silent about that, I'm a little occupied at the moment.

Meanwhile In The Past

Rising Star: <Studying Pokémon? Fact-finding? So... are you, like, a shaman or story collector then?>

<The Elders should be assembled by now; we can go into the village and ask.>

-to DS-

Patroller #3: <Hello, I guess... at least your friends don't have gigantic teeth for once. Follow the rest of the group.>

edited 26th Jun '11 10:44:39 AM by Tangent128

-manages to extricate herself from the net, and breathes a sigh of relief-

Thanks. It wasn't exactly pleasant in there.

Felis: <Where's my picture?> -turns to Diesel- <And you seriously don't know what a Liepard is? My, you must live under a rock.>

edited 26th Jun '11 10:46:23 AM by Mezzopiano

-Floatzel finds Gamer-

Floatzel: Hey, fangirl traps! Can I help?

Diesel: -peers closely at Felis- <Are you from that Unova place Trainer keeps talking about?>