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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#56551: Jun 12th 2011 at 8:32:09 PM

It's a little hard, to say the least.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley Since: Jan, 2011
Guess Who...?
#56552: Jun 12th 2011 at 8:35:02 PM

-To Fool-

"Hmm... Well the creatures that would be alive during her time are by and large impossible to find in the wild... And the ones that are alive in the wild generally aren't cultivated for meat extensively... I remember that out in the lab in Nacrene that I was studying these guys in, when we fed the lab's Archen and Archeops meat, we generally fed them meats from aquatic creatures that had been lightly cooked in order to reduce the risk of them getting food poisoning... Though some of the revived individuals there didn't seem to particularly like it..."

edited 12th Jun '11 8:36:03 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#56553: Jun 12th 2011 at 8:53:25 PM

So lightly fried Basculin fillets or something like that?

I'm having to learn to pay the price
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley Since: Jan, 2011
Guess Who...?
#56554: Jun 12th 2011 at 8:59:33 PM

"That's probably overkill, but yeah. That should work. Though I must warn you, such food will likely be an acquired taste for Quetzal..."

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#56555: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:03:54 PM

If that's overkill, that what would be middle ground meat?

I'm having to learn to pay the price
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#56556: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:08:44 PM

My Rampardos for instance has a taste for Yanmega meat.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#56557: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:14:31 PM

-walks over to her room-

He's still not here? Where does he keep going?

Sunny: <Avoiding you, possibly?>

-sigh-

Sunny: <Don't worry. You'll get a chance to talk to him sometime.>

Yeah, you're right. But for now, I'm tired.

-tucks herself into bed-

Good night.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley Since: Jan, 2011
Guess Who...?
#56558: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:17:19 PM

"Assuming that you haven't been letting it sit out in the open for a long time, boiling or otherwise cooking meat for a couple minutes should suffice. Fully cooked meat has a texture that generally seems peculiar to creatures from this line. That said, it's generally better to err on the side of caution. You should also consider looking into periodically giving Quetzal antibody supplements. Although she probably won't need it nearly as much as some other fossil Pokemon tend to, it will help to keep her better protected from modern pathogens and illnesses."

-Hearing Tagg-

"Actually, that should work for an Archen. Except I'm not sure where you would be able to reliably obtain Yanma or Yanmega meat..."

edited 12th Jun '11 9:18:58 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#56559: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:20:42 PM

-Fool's uneducated brain is having a hard time taking the info in, but has a basic grasp of what to do-

I'm having to learn to pay the price
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#56560: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:30:10 PM

I'm sure places like Oreburgh's fossil Pokemon preserve have steady supplies of that sort of thing. It's where I buy Rampardos' food.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#56561: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:36:29 PM

They sell Yanmega meat?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#56562: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:37:46 PM

-Turns around-

Oh hi Anom, I didn't know you were behind me. It's more because of my status as a researcher that I can get it.

edited 12th Jun '11 9:38:31 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#56563: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:38:38 PM

Hey.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley Since: Jan, 2011
Guess Who...?
#56564: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:40:07 PM

<Vlad: "... Wait, should Tagg not have said that out loud?">

<Shaun: "I'm not sure...">

"Oh hello, Dr. Anom! I was not aware that you were here."

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#56565: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:40:08 PM

-Sits down and thinks-

It seems that caring for a fossil Pokemon is harder than I thought...

I'm having to learn to pay the price
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#56566: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:40:17 PM

-Feels really uncomfortable-

Good job Tagg.

Tracer and I were discussing with Fool how best to feed Quetzal here.

-Turns to Fool-

Yeah, it's not a job for your average trainer.

edited 12th Jun '11 9:41:41 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#56567: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:43:56 PM

Seems like feeding her is going to be a quest in and of itself

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#56568: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:44:32 PM

You okay, Tagg? If it's the whole Yanmega thing, I'm fine.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
SilentReverence adopting kitteh from 3 tiles right 1 tile up Since: Jan, 2010
adopting kitteh
#56569: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:46:47 PM

(Walks in and notices Tagg)

— You know I had a Lileep for, what, one week. Simply couldn't put enough attention to him and left it in charge of some nice guys. I'm surprised that you guys can get along with your fossil 'mons, but then again give your special communication abilities...

(Maekrite walks in and notices Tagg; conspicuously approaches to him)

Maekrite — (sniffs Tagg) <Yeah... it seems I'm imagining stuff again... I heard Trainer said he "took care" of those things called fangirls...">

(Maekrite lies besides Tagg and yawns; I look at him)

— Seriously... sometimes (thinks of Dintel) I feel with the Pokémon I have, I've got more than enough.

edited 12th Jun '11 9:55:52 PM by SilentReverence

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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#56570: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:49:24 PM

Are you sure Anom?

-Turns to Silent-

Yeah, those really help.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#56571: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:52:41 PM

Yeah, I'm fine. Pokemon are used as food all the time.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#56572: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:53:26 PM

The berries should be hard to come by. I've got plenty of 'em.

It's the meat that's going to be hard to come by.

I'm having to learn to pay the price
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#56573: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:57:17 PM

Okay then Anom.

-Turns to Fool-

Yes, the meat will be the real problem.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#56574: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:59:04 PM

-Quetzal pounces on Fool-

It seems that pratically every meat on the market will make her sick.

I'm having to learn to pay the price
SilentReverence adopting kitteh from 3 tiles right 1 tile up Since: Jan, 2010
adopting kitteh
#56575: Jun 12th 2011 at 9:59:45 PM

— Well we do have a container of— I better shut my mouth...

(Turns aside and pretends to not have said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING)

(Meanwhile, Maekrite looks up at Tagg)

Maekrite — <Hey, human who understands Pokémonese... mind if I get to your lap? *tries to look cute* I promise not to bite, unless you're some sort of imposter.>

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

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