ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Ramona, all smiles: Okay.

-"Ramona happily skips to another door and pulls it open revealing... a clown?"-

Clown, singing: Welllllll, welcome to my home. I live here all alone. If only I'd known. That I hate ice cream cooooones!

-"As soon as the clown finishes his song, he is engulfed in blue flames and four Lampent burst into the main entrance."-

Lampent: <Who dares enter our humble abode uninvited!>

Lampent 2: <We gonna kill yo ass, Boi!>

Lampent 3: -sigh- <Jerry, shut up, okay>

Lampent 4: <And I'm the fourth one.>

-"Suddenly, the fourth one is hit by a dark pulls."-

Hyde, having fired the dark pulls: <AAAAHHHH, SPIDERS!>

Other Hyde: <Their lamps dude.>

Hyde: <AAAAHHHH, STAGE PROPS!>

-"Homer is siting in a chair, bored out of his skull, sits in a chair reading a magazine, while Freyja gets eevee blood put into her."-

Morrigan, worried: <Are-are you okay Frey?>

Anubis: <She'll be fine. They inserted enough blood into her, so she won't pass out.>

Freyja: <...hehe, Inserte- Oh god!>

-"More blood spurts out of the eevees nose."-

Mor, leaping back: <eep, oh no, please don't die Freyja.>

Homer, annoyed: Maybe I should have her see a psychiatrist while we're here?

edited 5th Jun '18 11:20:04 AM by OlympianSoul

Let's all have fun

The Moon

Helmsman and Julius, upon being given the chance, raced each other to see who would be the first one on the moon as everyone else walked behind them.

Julius one, silently smirking, but Helmsman was a bit more brazen with his emotions, reaching for a seamitar before Sunny kept his arm static in a psychic grip. <Go through with it and you could very well kill him,> she warded.

Helmsman apologized and walked off with Julius while Sunny and Roy took their own walk. The both of them had to concede that this reduced gravity was very awkward for the both of them, and they both tried to help each other, eventually ending with them holding hands and walking, getting used to what they were given.

Sylveon and Rei just silently stared at the sky, trying to figure out which stars were which.

Colt and Amaterasu used illusory platforms the former had summoned to parkour their way around, using the reduced gravity as metaphoric training wheels. Eventually, Colt touched down with Sylveon and Rei as Ammy met up with Sunny and Roy.

<It's kinda surprising when you think about it,> Rei observed. <we are insignificant in the grand scale of everything, yet we like to be at the center of everything.>

"Recognition feels good," Colt refuted, running his finger through moon dust and watching it fall at a much slower rate. "It's the one thing everyone strives for."

<Plus, we're J-Team now,> Sylveon mused. <We'll get involved in most everything whether we want to or not.>

"I can say for certain that Absent wants to," Colt muttered.

Meanwhile, Ammy had remained silent, trailing Sunny and Roy on lithe feet.

Neither of them seemed to be saying anything, just looking into each other's eyes as they walked. Ammy shrugged and walked back as the two of them wandered further.

Sunny's Mindscape

It's kinda nice to have this time to ourselves, Roy.

That's for certain. Someone to just confide in, speak to, laugh with.

Roy, I know this might seem sudden, but it's something I've been mulling over for a while. Do you really want to go home, to Lycia? Is there anything or anyone waiting for you there?

Rrrgh... Sunny. Look, as much as I enjoy Colton, you, Sylveon and everyone else, my own dimension is the only place I've ever belonged. I don't really enjoy being second fiddle to someone who can't fight; it makes me feel like I exist only for combat.

I used to think the same. I was raised by an organization and bred with the moves and abilities needed to steal contraband and other items from my masters' opposition. Xatu - who was also in that group - was also such a Pokemon. The two of us are second or third cousins!

How is that supposed to make me feel better?

It... wasn't. I mostly just needed someone to tell, just like you probably do.

Sunny, I think I'll be fine. I mean, I think I feel a little better, so... thanks?

No problem, <Ha ha.>

Sunny and Roy reached Support Rank C!

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Lumiose, Café

Phaz: "...Well, shit."

-he blinks for a second and looks at Lyra a big before feeling a bit sick and suddenly grasping the table.-

"...I can feel the Earth rotating."

-Meanwhile Embry seems to be hallucinating on the floor, to which Phaz quickly withdraws him.-

"This isn't right."

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-Lyra shrugs.-

Lyra: <I've already comitted. Can't be any worse than Lizzie on some 'Nip.>

Beat

<I was wrong.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lumiose, Café

Phaz: "Lyra, can you feel it too? That unbalance. The stars are misaligned. What the fuck am I feeling."

-He's gripping the table tighter now, fixing his empty plate of crepes.-

"I feel like I've been partly anaesthesized. I don't know what I am under weed. The strongest I ever had was champagne."

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-"Homer is walking down the street with his mons, staring at a hospital bill as if he were trying to light it on fire."-

Homer, to him self: So adding up Freyjas blood transfusion, metical food, and Zags flee treatment.

Zagreus, with a cone on his head: <I'm an ice cream cone... man I really want to chew on my tail.> -jumps up with a shock- <Ow!>

Mokuba, biting zags tail: <I got ya, my friend!>

Zags, cheering: <Yaahhh, teamwork.>

Melinoe: <You two are idiots.>

Mor, intranced by her surroundings: <~kalos is so pretty~>

Homer, still to him self: I have to pay... -sigh- a lot.

-"Homer slumps as he walks, wallowing in his poverty while, in front of him, Freyja happily skips along with Anubis next to her."-

Freyja: <Ah, Kalos, the city of lights, passion, and love.> -turns and smiles at Anny- <Where to first mi amor.>

Anubis, annoyed: <The ship, because, you know, you almost died!>

Freyja, touched: <Oh Anny, you were worried for me?> :3

-"Anubis groans with announce and starts walking when he notices a blue Sylveon wearing a pretty golden bow."-

Anubis: <hmm, pretty, I think Morrigan would like a bow like that.>

-"Behind Anubis, Freyjas face grows dark and her eyes fill with blood lust as she stares daggers at the Sylveon."-

Freyja, quietly: <   death to the fairies   .>

Anubis, to Freyja: <What?>

Freyja, all smiles: <Nothing.> :)

Let's all have fun

-In contrast to Hazard, an Alolan Ninetales is flying around using an Ice Beam.-

Jamie: <Wheeeee!>

-Jessica, Shaun, and Ace are watching with interest.-

-Then Jessica starts hopping after him.-

---

Lyra: <This must be what Liz feels like.>

<I can feel all. I am a goddess.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lumiose, Moonside

Phaz: "Gabe are you always so high? But which way is high? Why are you a goddess Lyra? And why are we floating into space?"

-In the meantime Volta is just watching this from an outside perspective as he was hovering a bit.-

Volta: <...What in tarnation...?>

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Julius: I don't know any of these things!

Takumi: <Our prioity is escaping it or taking it down!>

-Julius sees an Ersatz Alliance-

Julius: In here!

-he ducks in-

Gabe: Holy shit I can see Palkia tap-dancing across the fabric of reality of this cafe...

-shoves some more brownies into his mouth-

Contact Me!

Moon

Hazard sees Jamie being more adventurous.

Hazard: <Heh, guess that's an option.>

He leaps into the air, taking a bit more to descend, and tries flapping a bit, ascending a little more than expected, but eventually establishing a semi-stable position above ground.

edited 6th Jun '18 7:19:28 AM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Lucas frowns at hearing this. concern entering his face.

Lucas: but isn't that too dangerous for the average trainer? the fighting sinister organizations part i mean, and you can correct me if i'm wrong, wouldn't they would have no problem with breaking the rules of a normal pokemon battle to attack the trainer and pokemon at the same time?

Angel thinks about the question.

Angel: <i guess so, although i personally wouldn't call it an adventure as not much exploring is being done here. >

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200

-Lyra passes out, milkshake straw in her mouth.-

-She's still drinking it.-

---

-Shaun gestures. Ace tentatively starts flying. He quickly adjusts to the low gravity and thinner atmosphere and is soon diving and swooping like normal.-

Ace: <Holy shit I'm flying on Luna!>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lumiose, Moonside

Phaz: "ohmahrceus, you killed Lyra! She has fallen and she can't geddup!"

-he soon rolls under the table too, crawling to Lyra.-

"It's okay Lyra! We are floating! We can go back to the main ship!"

-Volta is just watching, kind of flabbergaster by what happened.-

Volta: <What in za warudo...>

-Don't do drugs kids.-

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Once they're inside the bulding, Candy sets Nana down gently, but still keeps her arms wrapped protectively around her.

"Wh-what the fuck... What are we s'posed to do..."

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

-Laurent is adding up the money he has.-

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???: "So, like...what are we gonna do?"

???: "What are we gon- what the fuck do you think we're gonna do? What the hell did we travel back in time for, dumbass?"

-A Sylveon blinks at her.-

???: "The fuck you looking at?"

-The Sylveon squeaks and runs away.-

???: "Shit...hey! Come back!"

-She takes off after the Sylveon.-

???: "Sis! Wait up!"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Julius: I've got an idea! This way!

-he heads into the storage closet... Just as the Victreebel bursts in-

Gabe: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS

Jean: Don't worry, we're experts... Kind of.

Pidge: <Really? But there's all sorts of places you can go in the city!>

Contact Me!

That response did little to ease his concerns but he decides to switch to another subject

Lucas: Well, if you say so....anyways, if you don't mind me asking, could you show me around the city? I just got here and i want to check out the sights before challenging the gym leader.

Angel:<Well as my winged companion has once said, there is a difference when it comes to tourism and exploring, which i must agree with, looking around here is tourism because there are already paths defined for those who wish to walk them, and most people do.>

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200

Lumiose, Moonside

Volta: -stares in confusion and worries-

Phaz: "Clap your hands for a free glass!"

Volta: <This is getting out of hand.>

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Vi: "Well I can't say I ever thought I'd actually be on the moon."

Siobhan: "That's about what I thought when we landed on Mars. Let's go!"

The two head out of the ship, Vi remaining silent, Siobhan humming happily.

F!Robin: "I'm not entirely sure, but my counterpart apparently married Tiki, meaning that his Morgan would be a Manakete as well. Maybe that's it?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Silas stepped out and stretched, his suit scanning the horizon, "Always nice to see Earth from a distance."

Hacks, Bishop, and Tae followed him out, Tae observing Jaime launching themselves across the sky, and then the flapping of wings. <Wait what? How is that possible?>

Silas shrugged, "Asimov said they figured out something, I don't know how it works considering there is no atmosphere, thus no air to push off against."

-Brie grins-

-presumably meals have been consumed-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 Route 4 

Ann: Now!

-Ann and co shoot at the Rotom while it's still stunned-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Presumably, yes-

-Kai grins back.-

Kai: Well, I can definitely say Diantha has good taste in cafes. This was... really nice.

Kazuma: Suddenly, I can understand a fear of clowns

-He puts his hands up

"Actually, I know we weren't invited, but if we could talk for a-"

-And the moment is gone-

"Welp"

-He turns and tugs Ramona away toward the other end of the room to get away from the potential pokebrawl-

Ramona: Hey, wait.

-"She pulls away from Kazuma and pulls out her phone."-

Ramona: Let me take a selffy first. -Throws up a peace sign and kissy face before snapping the photo- Kay. -calls her mons- Let's go guys!

Lampent 2: <Hey, wez ain't no props yo. Wez is straight up gangstas yo>

Lampent 3: <Goddamn Jerry, just shut the hell up.>

Lampent 1: < You guys, I think Philo's dead.>

-"Before any of the ghost types can respond they are hit with "Moon Blast", "Hydro pump", and "Dragon pulls" Respectively."-

-"Ramona's mons follow after they finish beating on the ghost."-

Let's all have fun