ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Human Woman: ~Oh hey, you helped me sort out that thing with the Meowth and the Rockruff, right?~ ♥

-she runs Squealer's debit card, which waits for authorization from the moon-

...

...

...

Human Woman: ~come on...~ ♠

-the laptop bag barely fits, needing some adjustment to keep the zipper from catching on its feet-

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Santiago smirks at Lucius.

Santiago: Sure, sure. I believe yah~

Vyvyan sighs as he finishes his sandwich and milkshake and stands up.

Vyvyan: We best be getting back to the tower, Sandy. -Looks down to the passed out Levi- Mind picking up fishsticks there?

Santiago: 'Course amigo.

Sandy once again picks Levi up by his collar and slings him over his shoulder fireman style.

Santiago: If you're gonna be handling the ride~

Vyvyan rolls his eyes at Sandy, though you can't see it under the hood.

Vyvyan: Yeah, yeah... Whatever...

Vyvyan then turns to Lucius.

Vyvyan: Well, we gotta get going now. Nice to meet, Lucius. Just...

Vyvyan glances at Levi before glancing back at Lucius (though, once again, this isn't visible due to his hoodie).

Vyvyan: Don't do anything boneheaded, alright?

Vyvyan begins walking away.

Vyvyan: C'mon Sandy, let's blow this burger stand.

Sandy smiles at Lucius before turning around.

Santiago: See you around, kid~

Levi says nothing as his passed out body limply sways back and fourth while being slung over Santiago's shoulder.

I'm having to learn to pay the price

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

GC: Oh, You Do?

GC: I'd Be Happy To Do That.

The Grimer gets hit again in the face in a vengeful way. She's able to take this one a little better because Fighting, but still seems a little defeated.

Roxie: "Heh, pretty nice when you've got a bond like that, yeah."

"Anyway, Grimer, keep at it!"

The Grimer shoots another Venoshock at Chopper.

edited 5th May '18 8:37:56 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

(What.. This isn't my room.)

(What's with this room?)

(None of this looks familiar.)

(...)

(Everything's covered in blood and rust...)

though my body be destroyed

There was once a baby and a mother

(What?)

I never got to do that... special favor for you...

(Where are these voices coming from?)

... the police have ruled it a homicide and are investigating...

Lately, it's started to smell terrible.

who were connected by a magical cord

Guess I'll have to find a new place to live, huh?

(Arceus what is that?! Stay away!)

But one day the cord was cut, and the mother went to sleep.

plz wake up

(...Oh no.)

i will not let you pass here

edited 5th May '18 8:36:44 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Delta nodded at one of his peons who responded, the encryption was up and the call was out.

"Gogie... I have your Charizard, when would you like them and where shall we meet for the drop off?"

The job was done, now came the slowest possible.

Ever: You can't honestly have wanted to battle that kid.

Jab: <You've got to give me something.>

Ever: It would hardly have been fair. They seemed like the kind of person I'd battle to train Glimmer, and I'd frankly still feel bad about it.

Jab: <Hmph.>

Ever: Oh, incidentally, I got a text from Rosary. Remember Rosary? Baby Scyther? Who is not even slightly a baby at this point holy shit time flies I'm so old

Jab: <What was that?>

Ever: Nothing! Anyway, Rosary asked me to let you know that she takes commissions if you ever want to upgrade your look.

Jab: <Why would I want to do that? Maybe it isn't obvious to you because you're a giant hairless primate, but I am an extremely attractive Weavile.>

Pleth: <Great-grandpa this is very uncomfortable to hear.>

Ever: I'll have to take your word for it.

Jab: <Hey, it's not bragging if it's true. I'm pretty much perfect.>

???: <I beg to differ.>

-everyone looks at the source of the voice. There's nothing-

-and then a puff of flame-

Poof!

-and there's a bright pink Weavile with orange feathers, standing a few meters away from the group, arms folded, flames still licking at his feet where he teleported in-

Ever: ...Oh no.

Jab: <You!>

Other!Jab: <Let me demonstrate what perfect looks like, 'kay?>

-Stivanna and another Intern are returning from the kitchen-

Stivanna: I dunno, it just feels a little immature.

Intern: It is immature. That's the point. Plus, like, what can she do about it?

Stivanna: Prank me back?

Intern: I mean, sure, but, like, it's a prank. She doesn't even know where you're staying on the ship.

-they arrive at the door to the room Stivanna's been using. Stivanna turns their key in the lock, and pushes-

-the door doesn't give-

Stivanna: What?

Intern: Well, let's face it, you could stand to pick up a weight every once in a while. Let me try.

-he shoves the door-

-still nothing-

Stivanna: Crap. She knows.

Intern: In fairness, it seems like she just jammed the door. Come on, help me out.

-the two press on the door, applying all their combined strength-

-the lines of silk sticking the door to the frame give-

-which means that the lines of string inside the room, attempting to pull the door open, are no longer pulled taut, wrenching the door the rest of the way open-

-Stivanna, who is holding onto the doorknob, is wrenched into the room-

-and right into the spiderweb strung across the far wall-

Intern: ...Okay, so maybe she's better equipped to retaliate than I thought.

Stivanna: You think?

edited 5th May '18 9:24:33 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

After some moon card stuff, the card goes through!

GC: Oh Hold On Ace I Got A Quick Call, Sorry.

GC: Let's Talk Details After, Okay?

-gnashingCaretaker [GC] ceased hassling adeptAvian-

Gogie then sees who it is and breathes out and sends out a text.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

"I will be there shortly. Thank you for paying in advance."

Delta and Zatara teleport in with Hazard, "They should be here shortly."

Ersatz

“And I clearly remember ranting about how when human society collapsed, those Meowth would lose their food. Hello Mew Prime, how have you been running the Illusion Project?” He asked, a devilish yet somehow warm smile forming on his face.

“Or did you take my suggestion with the name?” He asked, ultimately deciding to get the bag with the smaller zipper. His laptop bag had taken a lot of bulk, and he did still have a system that let him put whatever in.

His Pokéballs.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Hazard is still tired looking after the thing.

Gogie, having had the time to turn into human form because of light is here.

Kaisei: "...So looks like you go-"

"...Wait, Hazard, what's going on with you?"

"...And are you wearing a fake mustache?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

"I found him trying to escape on his own, and my Noivern had to weaken him a bit to get him to comply for a fast escape. Other than some minor exhaustion he's fine."

Delta turned to Kaisei, "Pleasure doing business. Need anyone else rescued, try contacting me again. Good. Evil. It's all relative."

With that, Zatara waved goodbye and Delta teleported out, he wasn't one for small talk.

How Did You Know It Was Mew?!: -poof- ~I've done a little translation here and there, but I keep forgetting to schedule meetings. The name worked well for the shop though~ ♥

Card Reader: SCARY SOUNDING BLARP!! BLARP!! BLARP!!

...

Transaction Successful!

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Ever: -sighs- And I had errands to run, too.

Jab: <Yeah, before this inevitably devolves into violence, I want to point something out. You're orange. You're pink and orange. You look like a swirled Creamsicle. You look like Day-Glo. Me? I'm classic. Black with red accents? This is a power suit. You're a tracksuit.>

Ever: Holy shit.

Jab used Taunt!

Other!Jab: <If I thought your claws were as sharp as your tongue I might actually be impressed, but I've met you so I guess you'll just have to settle for winning the battle of words. Obviously that's what's most important to us.>

-he grins-

<Come on, let's get to the part where this inevitably devolves into violence.>

-his claws explode with flame as he leaps forward-

-and he's scooped off the ground by telekinesis-

Breeze: <Weavile sure are funny, huh Ever?>

Ever: Yeah... Get our Jab, too?

Breeze: <Oh, yep!>

-and he uses a second Telekinesis to catch the other Weavile-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Ace pops out of his ball.-

Ace: <He agreed. But you still need a best woman.>

Tsunami: <Why?>

Ace: <Why what?>

Tsunami: <Why does it have to be a woman?>

Ace: <Oh! They can be anyone.>

-Tsunami nods and leans out in the hallway.-

Tsunami: <BEOWULF! YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY MAN OF HONOR!>

Beowulf: <DO I NEED TO WHERE A DRESS?>

Tsunami: <WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?>

Beowulf: <ALRIGHT COOL>

-Ace makes a chirpy birb noise.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Ersatz

flash!

Colton Rever’s Legendary Mythical Snapshot Quest!

Kanjoh:

Mew

Celebi

“We’ve got to find some way to keep in contact should a meeting ever be arranged,” Colt observed as he set the backpack down on the counter along with his debit card, his phone ready to accept new contact info.

He had draped his laptop bag over his shoulder once again.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Squealer is kind of frightened at the BLAR Ping, but then smiles when it's taking.

Squealer: <Cool! Can I get the things in a bag or something?>

And as Delta goes out, the moon rises and Gogie heads over to Hazard, the two of them now Mightyena and Charizard again.

Gogie: <Hazard, you're okay! I'm so sorry that happened...>

Hazard: <Ngh... it's fine... I... guess it's better than having been stuck with Paul for longer...>

<Geez, though... that Noivern really did a number on me. I didn't think attacks would do that much as a human.>

Gogie: <Mm? They hurt a bit more, but they shouldn't do that.>

Hazard: <Eh... I guess when it comes down to it, looks like being human's not for me...>

Gogie: <Well, I think Sholto knows how to contact Mew. You can probably get her thing from him and get this sorted out.>

Hazard: <Yeah...>

He looks at Gogie for a bit.

<Mm... Mind if I go hunting quick before we head home? I'm craving... something... I'm not sure what, but...>

Gogie: <Go ahead, yeah. I've got some food in my bag if you're up for that, though.>

Hazard: <Nah, I'm feeling in the mood for something... fresh...>

<I'll figure out what it is.>

He then heads off to hunt. Gogie stays around, breathing a sigh of relief.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Touko offers Shiki a hand up, which Shiki waves off.

Shiki: "I thought you were in Jubilife."

Touko: "I thought a change of scenery would be nice. So I chose the most [Japanese]-style city in Alola."

Shiki: "Not too much change of scenery, then."

Touko: "I suppose not. How's Kurosawa treating you? ...Where is she, by the way?"

Shiki: "I preferred being with you. As for Rin, she's in Unova, dealing with the bunnies. Her teacher wanted Archimedes and I here with the J-team for something."

Touko: "Ah, Zelretch. Always acting in mysterious ways."

Touko looks at Shiki's arm. "Insistent on destroying that arm no matter what form you're in, I see."

Shiki: "It's expendable. Besides, you can get me a replacement."

Touko rolls her eyes. "Some time you're going to lose something and I won't be there to fix it."

'Shiki: "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

Touko: "You will."

Shiki shrugs.

Touko: "... Doesn't that hurt?"

Shiki: "I'm good at ignoring pain."

Touko: -shakes her head.- "Come on, we'll see if we can salvage the arm or if I need to make you another prosthetic."

Artoria walks in. "Shiki, you wanted to see me?"

Shiki: "Artoria. We need to talk."

Artoria: "Shiki? Wait, what happened to your arm?"

Shiki: "A Nihilego. I'll pay it back next time."

Shiki leans against the wall, trying to cross her arms, before realizing she's currently, well, short an arm to do that.

Shiki: "Iris. Who is she?"

Artoria: "My former trainer's wife, she... was presumed dead. Evidently, she fell through an Ultra Wormhole instead."

Shiki: "She's in Malie, wants you, and is in dire enough need of a detox that she's willing to kill to get you."

Artoria's eys drop. "O- oh. Your arm..."

Shiki: "Crushed beyond repair. It's fine. It's expendable anyhow."

Artoria: "Wh-"

Shiki sighs. "It's not the first time I've lost my left arm. I have a prosthetic as a Gallade, too."

She smirks. "In similar circumstances, though she was just an abnormally powerful Gardevoir using Psychic, not a Nihilego."

Artoria: "O - oh."

Shiki waves her off and lies back down. "You've been warned, now leave me alone. I'm restless because the doctors won't let me take a walk."

Artoria: "You just had your arm amputated! What do you expect?"

Shiki: "Hm, yeah. Doesn't mean I won't complain about it."

edited 5th May '18 11:06:46 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

 Stormchaser 

-Having laid in bed the whole day after coming back from birthday movies with Maggie-

Still shook...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

It had taken some effort but Jimmy was on board the ship, he looked about and whistled, "Larger on the inside..."

Gray stalked next to him, <Clearly some sort of mischief is abound here.>

"I have no idea what you just said."

-there's a Wynaut walking the halls, bouncing and humming softly to himself in a cooing voice-

Wynaut: <Dum de dum, da da dum... Bum de de da...>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-Julius stirs awake-

Julius: Ugh, where...?

-he blinks to see Robin at his bedside-

...Hello? Who are you?

Robin: My name's Robin. And... I have more than an idea of what happened. Don't worry, Loptyr can't hurt you anymore. I hope.

Julius: It's already too late... He took my mother... My father... My... Sister...

-he groans and clutches his head-

The rest is still a bit fuzzy...

Robin: That's pretty common when you come to this world from another. They've taken to calling it being a Faller, though... You and I aren't the usual sort.

Julius: Faller? "This" world? What do you mea-

-it is then Dvorak enters the room-

Dvorak: <Hey Robin how's Julius doing? Oh there he is! Hi!>

-Julius stares at Dvorak in shock-

Julius: What kind of creature is that? Is it trying to talk? If it is I can't understand a word it's saying... If it's a dragon it should be able to speak...

Robin: Forgot he didn't have the "benefit" of sharing a body with a Pokemon when he came here like I did...

Julius? This world doesn't have animals. It has creatures called Pokemon, which can look like animals, plants, objects... Or some mix thereof like Dvorak the Sceptile here.

Dvorak: <I'm a planimal!>

Julius: So this really is another world...

-he fidgets a bit-

I'm not sure what to do about it...

Robin: Once you've recovered a bit I suggest looking around and introducing yourself.

-he smiles-

There's a lot to learn.

-Julius, following Robin's advice, is wandering around in hospital scrubs and may be encountered-

edited 6th May '18 10:17:01 AM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

-A Kirlia is walking around with a young woman.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Julius notices the Kirila and Stares-

Contact Me!

Amanita: Ugh, finally. That felt like it took way too long.

Brie: I still think we probably could've just waited for them.

Amanita: Yeah, at this rate, not really helpful.

Brie: I guess you're right.

-she yawns-

I'm gonna go take a nap though. Commercial flying wears me out.

Amanita: What.

Brie: -shrugs, and wanders off to go sleep-

Amanita: -sighs-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.