ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Noelle: What poison?

Lily(?): It's okay. We're going to make things right, I'm sure of it.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Mira: <Mrrp.>

F!Robin: "Right. Which way is that?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

 Stormchaser 

-To Odin-

You know, it would probably be smarter not to show up like that for the time being.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Siivagunner: Reupload inoming!

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Jones: <I can Dive!>

He heads underneath the water, probably not seeing what's happening until he's underneath.

Chum and Slliuq, however, have seen the movements and are watching them carefully.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Lucius goes rather red.-

Lucius: Right. Yeah. Again, I'm sorry about that. I promise that mass deicide wasn't the main appeal of Iron. It was, like, the fourth or fifth item on the list at most. Really I considered it more of a side project than-

Maul: ~Just stop talking.~

Lucius: GAH! When did you get in here?

Maul: ~Eight years ago, give or take a presidential administration.~

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Scarlette: I-I was... I was attacked by an Ultra Beast, and it... its poison fucks up your mind...

-She breaks out of Lily's hug.-

Scarlette: ...I need a while alone.

-Kai and Nix give Lucius identical deadpan stares.-

Kai: Not a great start toward fixing things, Lucy.

Nix: <Speaking of which there's no way the other Lucy is a Cain you're just making wild guesses.>

Kai: She totally is! Look, it makes sense!

Nix: <She's like the polar opposite of them!>

Fortis: Oh! That happened to Piano one time and she fell in love with this glass jellyfish thing and it took over her mind!

Noelle: Fortis, I don't think you need to mention that.

Lily(?): Okay. We'll give you some space.

-Lily(?) leaves the room, taking the other two girls with her-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Lucius bows his head.-

Lucius: Yeah, I could've worded that better. Also she does look a bit Cain-y. Cain-y? Is that a word? Either way, she is way too cool to be a Cain.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Nix: <Yeah, you really could have.>

Kai: ...I'll let that one slide. But, for your own sake, please be careful.

Scarlette: ...Right. Yeah. One of those.

-She stares unfocusedly as the three girls leave, and trudges back to her bed to curl up for a while.-

-Sam points-

Odin: Ehe, duly noted... Especially given how this happened. You see...

-Duolis is standing before Odin and Medea, the Phantom Force behind her-

Duolis: ...And because of your actions in the latest raid, we will be welcoming you to the Phantom Force!

-Her eyes glow red, and she slashes Medea, who turns into a human that's pretty much this-

Medea: Ohoho, how wonderful... I've got a leg up on Nero...

-Odin's Sandygast eyes widen at this-

Odin: <Wait! Before you do it to me there's something I've got to tell->

-too late, Odin's in his Pallosand-robed form-

...You.

-There is noticeable shock among the audience-

Duolis:    You.   

Odin: ...Well, unlike most incidences of "I can explain" I can actually explain...

Odin: ...Aaaaaaand to cut a long story short she's going to have to have a talk with you before I can join her little superheroics club...

-He shamefully shrinks back down to Sandygast form-

<...But on to a diffrent awkward subject. Namely my cousin's Gallade.>

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Lucius: Right, yeah. I'll try.

-He looks up at Kai.-

Lucius: Again, thank you. You didn't have to come here - you could've just cut me out of your life entirely, I deserve it, you'd have every right - but you came here anyway, and I appreciate that. Not that you probably wanna hear any of this right now, but it's true.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Kai: Oh, trust me, I was considering it. But like I said, I hate the "bitter exes" cliche. That's for people who can't do better, and I can definitely do way better.

-She grins-

-Shaun sighs.-

Shaun: "Can't even go a day without some shit happening."

-His shadow laughs.-

Midna: <No one said you have to stay.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Lucius flushes red.-

Lucius: Hey! As if you could... as if...

-He sighs and bows his head.-

Lucius: ...Man, that burn wouldn't sting as much if it wasn't 100% true. There I was thinking that losing my arm would be the most painful thing to happen to me this week.

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Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

-Kai grins wider-

Kai: I had to get my insult quota in somehow. So much more satisfying than punching you in the face.

-She gets up.-

Kai: Anyway, I'll leave before I burn you any more. Good luck.

Lucius: Thank you for not- wait, why am I thanking you for insulting me? I'm not that pathetic! In fact, I should be the one insulting you! You're a stupid dumb loser and I'm glad you're leaving so that I don't have to see your dumb ugly face.

Maul: ~Good luck on the rebound.~

-Lucius buries his head in his hands.-

Lucius: Oh gods I'm so lonely

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Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Nix: -chirp- <Not helping your case~>

-Kai grins from ear to ear.-

Kai: Yeah, that's pretty pathetic. See you~ 💜

-She strides out-

-Lucius just stares at the door after Kai leaves.-

Maul: ~Maybe you should try online dating.~

Lucius: Fuck you.

Maul: ~It's good to be back.~

Lucius: What have you even been doing, anyway?

Maul: ~Campaigning.~

Lucius: For what?

Maul: ~Still not sure.~

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Trainwreck is wandering around.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 Stormchaser 

-With an unreadable expression-

...What about him?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Legault: Very true, milord. Or just Roy, if you're leaving your old life behind? Hm.

Nino: Well... I still have to go back. -to Roy- Your father invited Jaffar and I to live in Pherae, and I really want to have a normal life, so we'll probably accept.

Legault: Speaking of, we've got an errant assassin to purify. -sighs-

Nino: Oh yeah - one of our own got his soul corrupted by villains from this world, can you believe it? It's absolutely horrible.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

F!Robin: "Okay."

She looks at her counterpart.

"Let's get him there, then."

---

Artoria and her new friends walk back through the closet into the Stormchaser

Mordred: "Oh, 'sup."

Artoria: "Hello, Morded."

Mordred: "Who're they?"

Artoria: "The Klinklang's Archimedes, the other one's Shiki."

Shiki is currently a Gallade wearing a red leather coat and carrying a scarf.

Archimedes: <Remind me why you didn't just go with the original coat?>

Shiki: ~A coat's impractical to take on and off easily if it comes to that.~

~Besides, I like the coat. This way I can wear it as a Gallade, too.~

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Ever is curled up on a couch, daydreaming-

That's two loose ends tied up, and nothing else keeping us from finishing Iron off the next time they show themselves. Mobius may be a pain in the neck, but Iron's the more dangerous one, and we've broken their backs twice now.

Hopefully with a little luck we can pick up the spare sooner rather than later. But I guess we should get Scarlette settled back in first...and also Lucius, or something. Eh. Maybe I'll bug Pef about it, she likes messing around with poison.

Glimmer: <You're in too good a mood. I was promised sufficient despair when I came along with you.>

Ever: No you weren't.

Glimmer: <Much improved.>

Ever: -prolonged sigh-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.