Hajime: "Uh... hey..."
"You... normally in this place and got changed or you new around here?"
Jay looks at the group.
Jay: "Ngh... this..."
-to Stylus- "PSYCHO BOOST! FINISH HIM!"
-to Geoffrey- "YOU! Do Something! You want to help him, don't you?"
Geoffrey: "..."
"...Lonely Heart, Sweet Kiss on that Lucario."
Lonely Heart: <Mm... sure...>
Provided Vee does nothing to stop him, he blows an angelic kiss in Hacks' direction in the hopes of confusing him.
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
The Wanderer
Petalburg Woods
-To the "Grunt"-
Yeah, three mons, no items.
-Doing a pose-
Despite your rules my mons and I should win the day.
Reversal Mountain
Loudred: -Gets itself out of a Loudred shaped hole in the wall-
Wanderer: -Teleporting in with Judith and Pikachu- You ready to give up yet?
Loudred: <BWAH!>
-Stomps angrily, sending the cavern floor everyone's on in freefall towards the magma chamber-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Flying Colors
Illusion Grunt: Very well! Go forth! But beware!
-They step aside, gesturing toward the door.-
edited 1st Apr '18 1:23:56 PM by BittersweetNSour
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
And thus they go onwards.
<Waspinator is not going to like this...>
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Mauville
Lila frowned at Blitzwing.Lila: Terrible joke. 0 out of 100.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
No voice to cry suffering
Logan: ONWARDS!
-they make a rainbow path to scoop up their suddenly spherical mon friends-
You know, I think I can do this!
Heh, careful not to lose yourself in the eggcitement~
Ball!Addie: <...>
-zap- <That was eggregious.>
Logan: Ow! -tap- And what would you call that bit of shenanegganery, Ad'?
Ball!Addie:<Justice.>
-Vee does not do anything to stop Lonely Heart-
-in fact, Vee holds out Lonely Heart to Hacks-
Vee: <Aw, that's such a cute~>
Megan: VEE!
Vee: -blink-
<Okay, what the fuck, me.>
-she shifts to "Normal Forme", and starts charging up in her "core"-
<Sorry, friend, our time is up. It was nice to meet you, under the circumstances.>
<But I've got a dear friend to beat down.>
A World, Taverninn
-they enter, and it's a lively mess of people, from all over!-
Gijinka!Pollen: -grouchily- Ugh, forget baths, I need a drink.
???!Megan: Forget baths? Have you gone mad?
-nevertheless, she follows her admittedly rather stalwart companion to the bar-
Tripod, as a Human Barkeep!: -raises a hand in greeting!-
It's Ceal, As A Chipper, Slightly Scaly Human!: -sitting on a stool next to where they came up- Oh, hello there!
Gijinka!Pollen: -sliding onto a stool- Yeah, yeah, two of...whatever, I don't care.
???!Megan: Er, hello ^_^;
Are these seats taken?
Pollen: Sit. Let's get whatever this is over with.
-and she pulls Megan next to her-
???!Ceal: -snickers-
Barkeep!Tripod: -waves a hand like "nah"-
No mind to think. No will to break.
Well hello everyone.
Long time no see, eh?
Don't get too excited now, I'm not going to be doing much this year.
Trust me, I have much... Bigger plans.
But this is neither the time, nor the place.
Instead, we'll be taking a quick look into the past.
Or is it the present? Maybe the future?
Hahahahahahaha...
Ahem.
Our tale starts with three siblings.
Born of their father, but not of their mother, the three - two brothers and a sister - took their place amongst the skies.
The sister, a being of light and energy, sought balance between all forces. As the eldest, she felt responsible for their safekeeping.
The older brother was a being of light and dark, contrasts. He sought to sway balance, back and forth, and was thus angered by his sister's stubbornness.
The younger brother was a being of the earth brought to sky. He was the one that held the most influence on the earth, and was conflicted with both siblings. He would see them both cut off from the world for their arrogance.
Their conflict would split their family, despite their father's best efforts.
Now tell me...
Is this a story of the past...
The the present...
Or the future?
Or all three?
Think on it.
Take your time...
Hahahahahahahaha...
Dunsparce Cloud
Amanita: Yeah. Everything's blue...
-she pauses-
...You don't think Ever had something to do with this, do you?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meet The New Boss
-The group land near a cavern carved out of eggshells-
Aphtodite: Now we enter!
Horned Woman: I'm new here. Kalbis Rinarei, pleasure to meet you.
Contact Me!
The Flamebringer
The Cavalier risen Donnel goes after manages to dodge most of Lissa's fireball, but is skewered by Donnel's lance. It attempts to pull back, draw a spear, and charge back in at him. The Wyvern Rider Risen charges at Donnel, intending to smash their axe down on his head.
The other Cavalier charges at Lissa, flanked by one of the Myrmidons.
The two Soldier Risen attempt to gang up on Chrom while he's distracted, one of them taking a Thoron beam to the side for its troubles.
F!Robin: "Predictable! I won't allow it!"
The Thoron'd one turns to F!Robin.
The third goes for Severa, who, upon just barely dodging the spear, pulls out an axe and slams it into the Risen.
Severa: "Rude!"
The Bow Knight Risen aims a shot for M!Grima, hoping to knock him out of the sky.
The other two Myrmidons go after Jared, one taking a couple of bullets without slowing down.
The Rexcalibur Risen goes after Gabe.
The remaining Pegasus Knight Risen attempts to remove Yarne from the other one, to little success.
Seeing that the wide blasts of shadow energy aren't working, Kasumi fires a black beam of energy in the general direction of Chrom and co.
Artoria and Mordred continue to move forward towards the other summoners.
Despite the Risen's best efforts, between the Pokerisen and Gabe's fae, the advantage seems to be with the heroes, for the moment.
Cynthia: "Dastardly villains! I need to do something about that!"
"I soar like an eagle, and dive like a heron! I am Cynthia!"
She swoops down into a charge, and attempts to stab Berserker!Skye Violent Knight Skarmory]]
But will it last?
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
The Wanderer
Petalburg Warehouse
-Nods and enters-
Underneath Reversal Mountain, freefall
Wanderer: -Sends a storm of massive obsidian shards at the Loudred-
Loudred: -Throws molten magma in return-
edited 1st Apr '18 2:03:58 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Mauville
Lila: Are you sure about this? Because I'm certainly not. It looks kinda like something that would collapse with it, you know, being made of eggshells. I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Lita and Waspinator Bee Striker follow.
edited 1st Apr '18 2:16:57 PM by PhilosopherStones
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
(Faceswap)
Icy!Blitzwing: I agree with zhe girl. Vouldn't it be better to have somezhing a bit stronger?
Leo: Yeah, I could probably break this whole thing with a mere thought!
(Faceswap)
Random!Blitzwing: At least it'd make a GREAT omlette aftervards!
edited 6th Apr '18 12:01:09 PM by Reuknighted
[insert something relating to myself here]
Flying Colors
-Inside, Tagg finds himself in a room with five more doors. Two on the left wall, two on the right, and a grander looking one in the very back.-
-The room itself looks cluttered and full of old junk and boxes.-
-Soleil just sorta gets distracted by Cynthia flying in and taking charge.-
Soleil: <Oh, wow, she's pretty.>
Kattraea: <Stay sharp, cadet! You two are the frailer members of the party, so support from further back!>
Soleil: <Uh, right!>
-She matches Semigloss's Growl with one of her own, and Kattraea uses a Heat Wave while Hollow fires a Spirit Shackle to chain Violent Knight Skarmory down.-
-The attacks hit Violent Knight, and the mist billows off her.-
Starling Artist: Oh, hello, Kai! I've heard so much about you. I see you have Allied yourself with these vigilantes!
-The armband goes on, and she poofs up menacingly.-
-She flaps her wings, and creates a Tailwind.-
Violent Knight: < You think you can stop me like that? >
-Violent Knight takes the Spirit Shackle chain in one talon and Cynthia's lance in the other, and physically swings both their wielders at everyone.-
Hollow: <Aaaaaaaaaaaah!>
-Hollow flails as he's swung into Kattraea, and just barely misses Soleil.-
Kattraea: <Oof!>
-Meanwhile, Violent Knight aims to swing Cynthia, or at least her weapon, into Mine Turtle, Jackie, and Semigloss.-
No voice to cry suffering
This is fine! This is good. This can only end—okay, okay, this could very much go horribly wrong. Maybe if we...
-they proceed, Addie and Zippy and 8-Ball rolling along with them-
-Donnel manages to move to avoid the brunt of the axe blow, but it comes down on a piece of armor, bashing along with the stabbing spear-
-heavily injured, he retaliates with two to four stabs at the cavalier-
-Lissa sets the ground before the enemies engaging her ablaze, managing to dive out of the way of the cavalier, but in so doing taking a pair of slashes from the myrmidon-
-Chrom easily out-swordplays the single soldier going against him, striking at them-
-but, seeing Kasumi taking action, he leaps in the way of the bolt of shadow before it can strike his friends, and is blasted back for his efforts-
Chrom: AGGHHHH!
Lissa: CHROM!
-they're outnumbered, two to one-
-suddenly, there's a snap, and a wave of magic washes over the group, greatly healing their wounds, to their surprise and relief-
Donnel: Wha—
Maribelle: -tossing aside the broken remains of a Fortify staff, pulling out a book as an Exeggcute Teleports away in the background- Honestly, what would you do without me?
Lissa: -sparkly-eyed- Maribelle!
Maribelle: -similar sparkle, above her smug grin- Let's kick some arse, shall we, darling?
A World, Taverninn
-a bit of time has passed, and Pollen is very, very, very drunk on eggnog, basically passed out-
Gijinka!Pollen: wheeeeeee...
???!Megan: -nursing another eggnog, more slowly- ...so, you're a mage, then?
??? Mage!Ceal: -wearing very noticeably flowy, magical clothing, grinning sheepishly- Ya, how'd you guess?
???!Megan: -jokingly, taking a sip- I have my ways.
Mage!Ceal: -giggles, then continues- A water mage, specifically.
???!Megan: -smiling a soft, genuine smile- Is that so? It's always nice to see one, I've always had a soft spot for water.
Mage!Ceal: -smiling- You a mage, then?
???!Megan: Me? Oh no, no, no, I guess you could call me...a monk? Traveling with this—
-nudging Pollen, who burbles-
??? Monk!Megan: —here pally.
Mage!Ceal: -grinning- A religious bunch, then?
Monk!Megan: More or less—we're all under the Great Sky, after all. All one.
-they sit there and drink for a while, in happy company-
Er, odd question—do you ever worry about someone going after you for shards, dressed as you are? You're pretty obviously a mage, like we established.
-the young mage only laughs-
Mage!Ceal: Oh, ya don't have to worry about me there! With who I'm traveling with, anyone who tried'd come to regret it!
Megan: -curiously- Oh? And who'd that be?
-at that, a pair of hands claps roughly down on their shoulders, between them-
???: -jovially- HEY!
-startled, they turn around and-
It's Human Vee!: -grins, full of life-
And Human Pippy!: -stands a bit further back, smiling peacefully-
No mind to think. No will to break.
Dunsparce Cloud
Semigloss: <Ack!>
-she flaps off the ground to reduce the impact from the attack, but she's knocked away-
<Ow.>
-and hops back to her feet, antennae somewhat rumpled-
<Uh...I guess attack nerfs won't work then! Okay, how about this?>
-she trills out a note, and a shining barrier forms around her, spreading out to her allies-
"Alright! First Runner! Please speak your mind and ask our competitor some questions, how well does he know you?"
Hacks is struck with the Sweet Kiss and is confused, Stylus looks solemly at his friend, <Sorry brother...>
He raises his hands and begins to use Pyscho boost to fire at Hacks.
"Hacks use protect now!"
Hacks stumbles about and just manages to stick up a protect before he is struck, he flew a foot and landed at Tae's feet.
Stylus raises a hand, worried, did he just beat Hacks? Is he stuck with Jay?
Hacks stood up, still stumbling, but focused, ~Thanks... sorted me out...~
Stylus breaths a sigh of relief, <Oh Hacks I'm so->
~That hurt... I'm sorry but this will hurt more.~
<Uh...>
"Get in close... Close Combat."
Hacks growls and rushes at Stylus, paws curled into fists as he roars and begins a beatdown of Stylus. Type advantages be damned, the damage is more than enough, and it's rather painful for Stylus.
When it's done, Stylus lays before Jay, knocked out, Hacks victorious, though clearly with his health in the red, ~Don't make me come after you next.~
Hajime: "Uh, hey, Kalbis. I'm Hajime Benson. Nice to meet you."
Yarne hangs on to the Pegasus for dear life, trying to kick, or perhaps Double Kick, the other Pegasus Knight when she tries interfering.
Meanwhile, a certain blue haired-archer appears.
Virion: "Ah, so this is where our fellow Shepherds have ended up. I was under the impression that the Risen were all dealt with, but it seems that I was mistaken."
He draws a bow back when a voice appears behind him.
???: "Virion? Is that you?"
Virion, startled, lets go, and the arrow flies, hitting Yarne in the butt.
Yarne: <Agh!>
He thrashes around some, but doesn't Thrash.
Virion turns and sees that there is a blonde-haired teenager behind him, also wielding a bow.
Virion: "Miss, though I'm normally more than happy to show off my charms on the battlefield as a general rule, I'd prefer not to be startled so."
???: "Miss? Don't you recognize me, Virion? It's Ellie!"
Virion: "Ellie... I'm sorry, but the name doesn't ring a bell. And admittedly your style of clothing doesn't either."
Ellie: "...Hm. Lost your memories again, huh? Well, it looks like we'll be fighting at each other's side again. Let's take these Mirages out!"
Virion: "Mirages?..."
Ignoring Virion's question, Ellie runs forth and fires her bow at the other Pegasus Knight.
Lonely Heart is hit by the blow and falls unconscious, flopping to the floor.
Geoffrey is silent for a bit and recalls him, watching how it goes.
He sees as Hacks knocks out Silas with the attacks and stand there.
Jay grits her teeth at the situation.
Jay: "...Herbert, let's regroup."
She runs off and he follows, leaving behind the covered trophy case.
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Some Rando
Bond or Break
The voice exhaled. “Colt,” then it paused. “Hah hah I sound like that, that’s too precious. Anyway, I just want to say that after all this time, I’m still grateful for you rescuing me. It means so much that you were willing to listen to me vent, even if you didn’t understand me.
“Anyway, question one: What is my favorite move?”
“Hyper Voice.” Colt spoke immediately.
“Question two: Where did we first meet?”
“Accumula Town, from trade.”
“Question three: Who am I?”
“Sylveon - she would find a voice like what I’m hearing entertaining, which doesn’t narrow it down completely, but her mentioning rescue does eliminate Amaterasu and 9-Volt, and the not-understanding remark eliminates the Lucario-Sylveon toss-up completely,” he reasoned.
Sure enough, it was Sylveon, wearing the Orange Scarf, but the second answer was wrong.
“We met in Striaton,” she would explain.
edited 1st Apr '18 3:17:17 PM by AbsentCoder
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Meet The New Boss
-Within the Egg Cave is one, solitary egg-
Aphrodite: Yeeeeessssssssss... My master...
-Grima flies out of the way and throws zombies at his assailant-
-Jared pulls a massive flying Actual Shark out of a bag and sicks it on the Risen alongside Valerie's Hurricanes-
-Gabe and his henchmons fire Moonblasts aplenty-
-Mine Turtle sheilds the others from the attacks and she and Jackie fire Dragon Pulses-
Neon Bulb: See the light, evildoers!
-fires blinding beams at the villains-
-Jean, meanwhile, drops plasma grenades from her ship-
Jean: Bombs away!
Kalbis: Nice to meet you, Hajime.
-looks around-
This is an... Interesting world.
edited 1st Apr '18 3:27:49 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
"What is this?"
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Bona-Fide Mastah
???
Serious Handler!Luna:Zorah Magdaros is nearing the barrier, don't let him though! If he breaches the barrier, we're all going up in flames!
Undine:Are you serious right now?!
Celsius:Looks like we'll have to divert Efreet away by any means necessary, lest we all end up ghosts...
-The blue haired Twin Blade user grips the Hammer user by her shoulders-
Undine:How can you say that?! If we hurt him too badly...what if...what if Efreet dies??
-Shadow, a pale woman wielding a Long Sword, lands near the group-
Shadow:Undine...you...really do care for our little flam-boogle, don't you...
Undine:-grits her teeth-S-Shut up! I said I-
Gnomes:We're all set oop 'ere, lassies! Best get offa 'freety b'y nah!
-All three of them blink-
-On the ship nearby and all along the barrier, each and every cannon lies fully loaded-
Fire e'retin'!
Undine:No, wait-!
-What follows can only be described as utterly...well-
-You get the idea-
-Cannons flash, iron shells fly, the Dragonator's spike flies through the air!-
-All goes white...-
Jubilife PMC
-And then Undine wakes up in...quite a compromising position-
-As in she's clung to the mass of muscle and heat that is a human Efreet-
Undine:H...Huh...? A...dream...?
-Efreet groans-
-it's at this moment Undine realizes Efreet has no shirt-
-I mean, this is hardly a surprise, but when you wake up in a bed and you're clinging to a half naked guy you happen to be crushing hard on, it tends to be embarrassing-
Eeeeep...okay undine this has to have been a dream...you just got, ah...cuddly, that's all...nothing to be scared of...
-Another groan-
Efreet:please do not whisper so harshly in the ear of the great Efreet, it feels like Celsius hit the Great Efreet with cold hammer. That and you kept yelling...and why does the Great Efreet feel like he was hit by a million cannonballs...
-Murble-
-Beat-
-Beeeeeat-
Undine:it...wasn't a dream...then I really...I...ah-
-Beat-
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-SLAP!-
GROOOOOOOAGH!
edited 1st Apr '18 3:41:48 PM by Skyzerk
The Wanderer
Petalburg Warehouse
-Looking around-
This place looks like a dump... except for that blatantly ostentatious door.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
-Aphrodite hops on Waspinator, pulling everyone else up-
Aphrodite: ONWARDS
-Jean swoops in out of the sky and fires on the birb villains!-
-Meanwhile Alli and Jackie with her Neon Bulb arrive on the scene-
Alli: In the name of the Battle Frontier, I'll punish you!
-Sends out Mine Turtle in a Spectrum cosplay-
Mine Turtle: Hello! :D
Jackie: Seriously?
-Both fire Flamethrowers-
-Neon Bulb sends out psychic lightning-
Contact Me!