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Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#530501: Feb 20th 2018 at 11:54:34 AM

Pinwheel Forest

Reina: Yeah I-

Beep-O: <Bwahlliance it is!>

Reina: ...Fine.

-Eliot groans and starts helping push blocks into their color-coded holes-

Stormchaser Top

-A Latios flies by. Nyooo- wait, he's backing up. He also looks familiar-

edited 20th Feb '18 11:57:15 AM by Umbramatic

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memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#530502: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:00:22 PM

Stormchaser, top

Brie: I spy, with my little eye, something starting with L.

Ever: Latios. Draw two.

Brie: Oh come o—

-...-

Ever: Latios.

Brie: Latios!

-Brie waves, while Ever takes out Breeze's ball-

-they pause, and look at each other-

Brie: ...I feel like we have different reactions to the appearance of a Latios.

Ever: I wonder why.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#530503: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:00:23 PM

Pinwheel Bwahrest
Phoenix: Who has time for this pushing shit? Larry, if you'd please.

-The Nidoking smacks his tail into a block.

...

...

One could estimate that it's in [Ecuador] now.-

Phoenix: Ah.

...

Phoenix: Plan B, then.

-Larry instead forcefully unfolds the bridge.-

Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#530504: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:07:39 PM

Pinwheel Forest

-bye bye puzzle key-

Megan: Dammit um! Universe! That block will aid us in getting through and as such is our ally! I hope

Tripod used Ally Switch!

-from over the appropriate hole, hoping-

-in the background, Pippy decides to ignore the shenanigans, tapping the audibly—if decreasingly—rainbow Rabbid!Megan to a colored block in the hopes that it accomplishes something-

-Vee , meanwhile (Veenwhile) shows off her Strength by shoving a block into a hole-

-much wow-

No mind to think. No will to break.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#530505: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:10:26 PM

Pinwheel Forest

Beep-O: <...That works. I gue->

-suddenly Ally Switch, replacing the last block and the bridge opens automatically as Larwence pushes it-

Beep-O:

-everyone crosses the bridge-

Stormchaser

Waka: Hey Ever. Hey dudette. Ever do you have that Mimikyu I've heard about on you?

edited 20th Feb '18 12:13:18 PM by Umbramatic

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Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#530506: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:18:02 PM

Pinwheel Forest

Megan: ...yay, we made it!

Tripod, you can come back now!

...

'Pod?

...

Shit.

Vee: <Welp. They'll be missed.>

<But seriously, maybe just leave Find My Phone on? They track it, we're good.>

Megan: ...okay.

-she does so, and they follow-

No mind to think. No will to break.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#530507: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:23:00 PM

Stormchaser

Ever: ...Oh. You're that one Latios who— right. Thank you, incidentally, for that.

Brie: You know this guy?

Ever: He saved my life the first time I battled Muninn. (to Waka) This is Brie, by the way. My cousin.

Brie: Heya!

-...-

-Ever frowns-

Ever: I owe you enough that I can't say no. But he is under my protection, understand?

-he sends out Muninn-

Muninn: <What's going on?>

Ever: I'd like you to identify a Pokemon for me.

Muninn: <We're in Hoenn. You can't expect me to believe that you wouldn't know—>

-he turns around-

<...>

<...Waka. Hello.>

<...>

<Ever, you know what a Latios is.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#530508: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:23:47 PM

Pinwheel Forest

Kazuma, Julius, and Colt stared at the bridge that showed up. They exhaled and Julius grabbed the Orange Scarf. When he donned it, he now had some slightly less majestic facial hair, which upon inspection reminded Colt of Professor Rowan. He was now wearing a three-piece suit, with a brown jacket and a dark blue pair of pants. His shirt under the jacket was a solid black shirt with a solid red tie wrapped around the collar.

"Fancy," Julius observed as he grabbed Category 5 and Monoxide. Kazuma reclaimed his own weaponry, Cold Blood held in his hand.

"So you want the next one?" Colt asked his shapeshifted normal-type. He nodded and they pressed on.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#530509: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:33:33 PM

Pinwheel Forest

"I am a bit confused right now," Etran says.

<Either way, looks like we should follow> Siku says.

Etran nods and they follow.

edited 20th Feb '18 12:35:26 PM by etran12

redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#530510: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:44:53 PM

Pinwheel Bwahrest
Phoenix: Seriously, why don't we just fly over all the puzzles from now on. These puzzles seem like they were designed for people without superpowered creatures helping them out.

Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#530511: Feb 20th 2018 at 12:54:53 PM

Route 120, past

Channah: Heh, point. Tyranitars are great, it's a shame my Pupitar never got around to evolving.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#530512: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:02:14 PM

Pinwheel Forest

-The group comes across the gate to Castelia City-

-Which is blocked by steep ledges, Rabbid-themed pipes, and several helmeted Rabbids on springs-

Beep-O: <Oh dear. Seems at least one of us has to reach the gate in good condition...>

Stormchaser

Waka: -glares- <Muninn. How the mediocre have fallen.>

-to Ever and Brie- <What has he told you two about what he's done? Aside from... What happened to Ever.>

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etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#530513: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:14:31 PM

Pinwheel Forest

Etran looks at Malice's Pokeball. "Maybe a ghost would have an easy time at it."

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#530514: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:17:03 PM

Stormchaser

-Muninn just glares back-

Ever:(without expression) I got the Precipice Notes from Tagg.

-he blinks once at the mention of Orre, but doesn't give any other reaction-

Brie: (to Waka) Um...this is the first I've heard of anything.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#530515: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:24:13 PM

Castelia Gates

“Right,” Julius nodded. “If someone can make it all the way there, they can open the gate and everyone else will be able to make a run for it into the city,” he deduced. “We’ll need someone who can climb through those pipes,” he added as he looked to his trainer.

“Rock Climb, I got that,” he admitted as he flourished the Blue Scarf. “You guys are gonna have to be tanky without me,” Colt realized.

Julius reached into his pocket to present his Shell Bell, which he then hid under his suit jacket with the strap hidden as well. He brandished Category 5 as Kazuma did the same with Cold Blood. “Best wishes,” Julius nodded as Colt prepared to make a run for it, Blue Scarf in the hand not taken by Pot Shot.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#530516: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:34:13 PM

Pinwheel Forest

Vee: <The pipes, huh?>

<...heh.>

<Ha ha ha ha!>

Vee used Aqua Ring!

<Got my back~?>

Pippy: <Of course!>

Megan: Without question.

Vee: -gleefully- <Then back me up!>

-and she charges down the path, opening her mouth and spraying Gatling gun bullets at the spring-Rabbids in her path-

-Megan and Pippy blast at her with anticipatory heal cannon and Water Pulses, respectively-

Pippy: <Possible distraction for you, scarf man!>

-aaand Rabbid!Megan runs after her-

Rabbid!Megan: -brandishing her hammer and also some grenades- BWAAAAAH!

Megan: -focus-firing on Vee- No no no wait—

edited 20th Feb '18 1:35:59 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#530517: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:45:26 PM

Pinwheel Forest

-Pent just relaxes a little as the rest of the party solves the puzzle before heading on-

So, we probably need to set up a specialized text group for this, gives us some flexibility to call in incursions.

-Guarded gate-

Hm... While it's likely that we could just use any number of special abilities such as flight or teleportation to get around them, probably safe to actually play their game by the rules.

I dunno, somewhere today?

-and if I weave that under an existing obscuric fabric we should end up with something that is both really good at channeling and also somewhat immune to most light-duty projectile damage.

-The Weavile that Pent was explaining his plan to nodded slightly before piping up-

Bryn: <Aye, that seems useful lad but I'm seeing one problem and one concern.>

Sure, concern first?

Bryn: <If you can make this, and I'm saying if not when, wouldn't it be much more effective to make something more along the lines of a semi-formal suit? I've seen your reference pics and there's some pretty obvious holes where there's no protection, especially with movement.>

Your concerns have been heard, I will consider making a proper protective garb once we have proof of concept. What's the problem?

Bryn: <Well lad, this 'weave the metal into dark fabric' plan relies on the metal yer looking for actually existing, which we have no evidence of. If it did, it'd be guarded way harder than a mere thief or Team could obtain.>

I mean by the end of the film-

Bryn: <What if we're not at the end of the film? What if in your attempts to get some magic supermetal, you end up becoming the villain in their little tale?>

Egh, point taken. I'll see if there's some safer route.

Bryn: <Lad, this all seems far too complicated.>

-Sorry, Pent's gone back to his laptop to do more research-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#530518: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:51:14 PM

Virbank Complex:

Right as the swarm of Magnemites and Koffings got in range, Mark immediately ordered his newest team member to start using spark on the magnemites, figuring that his move had the type advantage while also keeping in mind that his magnemite had the exact same weakness. Amazingly enough though Mark's magnemite was able to dodge attack after attack, but he knew this couldn't keep up forever which was why he dragged out Rookie the Riolu as well and ordered him to use moves such as Focus Palm and Counter in case any attackers managed to get to him first...which was semi-often.

"You know I could use any help you've got!" Mark yelled toward Hajime before the majority of koffings seemed to be using Tackle toward his group. A few of them had been making smokescreen potshots around the trainer that, while missing their intended targets, were leaving behind a persisting, black haze that reeked of burned rubber. It was almost enough for Mark to wish he had lost his sense of smell in a horrifying accident, but he wasn't so fortunate.

Living The Fever Dream
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#530519: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:56:56 PM

Virbank Complex

Hajime: "Uh..."

Buddy: <Right, then, some help coming up!>

He blows a Sweet Scent at the group, hoping to counteract the Smokescreen.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#530520: Feb 20th 2018 at 2:07:23 PM

Virbank Complex:

The Sweet Scent, while effective at reducing the evasiveness of the attackers and offsetting any sort of accuracy loss there might have been, proves to be very ineffective at counteracting the horrible smell. "Wow, I always wanted to know what burned rubber and roses smelled like mixed together!' Mark quips before coughing hard enough to gag. "We need all hands on deck for this one!" Mark then said before summoning Chopper into the fray.

"Chopper, start throwing some karate chops at those magnemites! Rookie, keep up the fight against those koffings and—-" Mark began ordering before he was interrupted by his own coughing that was beginning to burn his lungs a bit. "Magneman step up the amperage! Start using Shockwave!"

After a brief pause, Mark would explain, "Yeah, just came up with that name on the spot...was thinking about a superhero I used to watch as a kid—-" The explanation would once again be interrupted by more coughing as the smokescreens only continued to intensify, interestingly enough forming a thick fog around the battle that partially obscured their surroundings.

Living The Fever Dream
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#530521: Feb 20th 2018 at 2:22:36 PM

Virbank Complex

Buddy keeps spraying more Sweet Scent to clear the air.

Hajime: "Uh..."

He sends out Horst the Jumpluff.

Horst: <Ooh, geez, it's stinky here.>

Hajime: "Uh, could you try Fairy Wind on the Smokescreen? I dunno if it'll help but..."

Horst nods and blows an ethereal breeze.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#530522: Feb 20th 2018 at 2:32:22 PM

Pokemoncenter in Unova

-"Ramona is talking with professor Juniper on the phone."-

Ramona, ecstatic: And then Hyde started chewing on my hair, and then Hyde started chewing on Mr.Burghs hair, and then-

Juniper, on the phone, and just done: Ramona! Please, just, slow down a bit.

Ramona: Oh, sorry.

Norma, standing on a table drawing an "evil plan" on a white board: <So, next, we'll have Aya over there lead the zombies into the center of the city, where we will take the mayors head, and place it on a spike    Mwahahaha   ... any questions?>

Aya, scared: <Why do we have to lead zombies?>

Lucy: <This seems like a terrible idea.>

Victor: <Is this because that one guy called your color scheme stupid.>

Norma, pissed: <HE WILL BE THE FIRST TO BURN IN THE FLAMES OF MY RAGE!>

Hyde, talking to himself in his head: <Wow, I'm not fallowing any of this.>

Other Hyde: <Maybe we should learn to read.>

Hyde: <I told you Hyde, reading is for suckers... and pimps, do you want to be a pimp Hyde?>

Other Hyde: <How do we know what a pimp is?>

Hyde: <Ramona lets us watch way to much TV.>

Other, other Hyde: <Hey, lets eat the white board.>

Hyde: <Are those edible?>

Other Hyde: <Who cares?>

'Hyde: <Touché.>

-"Hyde stands on his back legs and starts nawing on the white board... then ends up knocking it down and erasing Normas plan."-

Norma, sounding like an annoyed older sister: <Hyde!>

Victor, in sarcasm mode: <Wow, look, the plan to take over the world with a zombie army has been foiled by a three day old, what an unexpected turn of events.>

Juniper, on the phone: Look, let's start with what moves he knows.

Ramona: Moves? Well, let's see, he knows earth power.

A toy shop the other day

-"People are running out as the building collapses around them."-

Man: Oh god!

Woman: Where are my children?!

Other man: My legs!

Random person: Why is this happening?

-"Meanwhile, Hyde is jumping on a trampoline, unaware of the fact that he's using earth power on the building."-

Hyde: <This is fun.>

Other, other Hyde: <Do a backflip!>

Back to Ramona

Ramona: Head smash.

An ice cream truck

-"A man is handing out ice cream to children, when Hyde runs up, his head covered with rocks, and rams into the ice cream truck."-

Hyde: <I WANT VANILLA>

-"The truck tips over, the man still inside, and catches fire."-

Ice cream man: My legs!

Ramona on the phone

Ramona: Dark pulse.

A hotel room

-"Ramona is sleeping in a bed, Hyde, Lucy, Aya, and Norma cuddling with her, while Victor sleeps in a nearby chair."-

-"Suddenly Ramonas alarm goes up and Hyde shoots awake."-

Hyde: <AHH, ALIEN ATTACK!>

Other Hyde: <BLAST THEM!>

-"Hyde fires off a dark pulse, blasting Victor out of his chair."-

Pokecenter

Ramona: And draco meteor.

a crater that use to be a park

-"Hyde pokes his head out"-

Hyde: <I found a penny.>

Pokecenter

Juniper: Draco meteor, how did it learn that?

Ramona: I don't know, maybe it's daddy had it as a move or something.

Juniper: Well, alright. So, where you heading to now?

Ramona: Probably Nimbas city, that's where the next gym is.

Juniper: Alright then, good luck kiddo.

-"Ramona and Juniper hang up, and Ramona turns to her team."-

Ramona: Okay guys, time to... -goes into happy mode- Aw, you guys are playing.

-"Norma is trying to murder Hyde, who has eaten the white board, while Lucy and Aya hold her back."-

Norma: <HE WILL BE THE FIRST SACRFICE TO MY ARMY!>

Lucy: <Calm down!>

Hyde: <Yuck, marker taste awful.>

Other, other Hyde: <Why are we still eating it?>

Hyde: <I don't know.> -continues to eat the white board-

Let's all have fun
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#530523: Feb 20th 2018 at 2:53:26 PM

Slatepast Contest Hall
Artoria: "Yes, I'm glad too."
Pinwheel Forest
Rin: "I refuse to call this group that."

Archer: <Regardless, if we want to get in, simply rushing the gate is a terrible idea.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#530524: Feb 20th 2018 at 3:09:08 PM

Pinwheel Forest

Beep-O: -to Archer- <I'd agree, but too late...> ._.

-The Rabbids open fire from below and atop the ledges-

-Two bounce up in the air from atop their fellows and fire from there. One gets sniped back to the ground by Lina, but another comes crashing down on Vee with incredible force-

Hopper!Rabbid used Bounce!

Beep-O: <Sometimes your weapons may not be enough! In such a case slide into them with a regular attack!>

Stormchaser

Waka: -to Brie- <The short version is he and his sister made a Demon Mutagen that created horrible monstrosities, and when we told them to stop they made it into a bioweapon called verdkrasom that they nuked our moon civilization with. The mutagen has caused problems since - like that whole affair in Ransei. Ammy can fill you in on that.>

-he sighs-

<Plus... the death of my girlfriend Kiki's civilization the Celestials.>

edited 20th Feb '18 3:14:40 PM by Umbramatic

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Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#530525: Feb 20th 2018 at 3:28:24 PM

Pinwheel Forest

-Vee is hit hard-

Vee: <Rrrrrrrrrgh!>

-then a healing blast and Water Pulse impact and are absorbed, aided by the Aqua Ring-

-hearing Beep-O- <Khh...got it!>

-she deactivates the gun, gathers herself, and bursts into a mass of translucent tentacles, the Gatling gun visible within, lunging forwards and lashing out hard at the Rabbid who hit her, as well as any nearby-

Vee used...Aqua Tail?

-meanwhile, Rabbid!Megan wildly waves around her grenade bag, scattering a few about with...not much accuracy, perhaps by sheer happenstance landing near one Rabbid or another-

-it probably seemed more effective in her head-

No mind to think. No will to break.

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