ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Kai realizes what she said, and goes red as well, still beaming.-

(So it turns out if I just say words without intentionally flirting I'll end up saying things that are interpreted as such anyway!)

Kai: Heh, yeah. And the rainbow aesthetic of it certainly helps. I'm still wondering if I can commission Ren to make that dress for me...

Pinwheel Forest

Yeah we're kinda the big deal in this world. Fated heroes, designated protagonists, whatever.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

-The doppel duos seperate, Rabbid!Phoenix and Phoenix... "conversing". Alex and Rabbid!Alex do the same.-

Phoenix: So, what... are you.

Rabbid!Phoenix: <Bwah! Bwabwabwabwabababwah!>

Phoenix: Cool, so. No speech.

-Rabbid!Phoenix gives a "one sec" gesture. He retreats behind a tree, emerging with an entirely new outfit.-

Rabbid!Phoenix: <Bwah bwah!>

Phoenix:...

{After getting everyone back on Automa, the team flies above the forest to try and find the rest of the group again.}

Rabbid Leo: *clinging to Automa's head while not looking down* <BWAAAAAH!>

Cerbeau: *floating next to Automa, looking for the group*

Leo: *has AC on his back, trying to yell over Rabbid Leo* HEY GUYS! WHERE ARE YOU?!

edited 16th Feb '18 5:15:33 PM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

 Falls of Meteor Past 

-Brie giggles-

Brie: You totally should. It'd look great.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Ramona, just not into it: Lucy, use aura sphere.

-"Lucy, a little worried, brings her hands together, conjuring up a large ball of energy, and shoots it at David."-

Burgh, trying hold back vomit: David, urg, use protect -burp- oh god.

-"David, not really caring, brings up a clear circular shield, blocking Lucys aura sphere."-

Ramona: -sigh- use metal claw.

Lucy: <Alright... I should really figure out... a way to make you feel better>

Aya, who's filming: <Humans are sooo weird.>

-"Lucys hands gleam with metallic silver and she rushes at David."-

Burgh: D-david use, urp, portect.

-Protect failed-

David: <Um, that didn't work, Burgh, that didn't->

-"David turns to see his trainer, leaning off the railing."-

Burgh, getting sick: OH GOD, IT HURTS COMING OUT.

David: <...welp, this sucks.>

-"Lucy socks David with a metal claw, sending him flying."-

Ramona, still not as upbeat as she should be: Now use power up punch.

-"Lucys hand glows red and she rushes towards David, slamming her fist into him with all her mite."-

-David fainted-

-Lucys attack increased-

"Burgh, feeling a little better, returns David to his ball."-

Burgh: Okay, you got lucky that time, but now try this on for size. Go, Starry night.

-"A Dwebble lands with a thunk and raises up his claws."-

Starry night: <Y'all's going down, motherfu->

Ramona: Power up punch.

-"Lucy punches Starry night, sending it flying into a wall."-

-Starry night fainted-

-Lucys attack increased.-

Burgh: Huh... that was... huh? Okay, last one. Go, Mona Lisa!

-"Burgh throws out his last mon, the Leavanny named Mona Lisa."-

Ramona, still sad: use power up punch.

Lucy: <...should I get you an ice cream ...you seem to love ice cream.>

-"Lucy rushes at Mona Lisa with another glowing fist."-

Burgh: Not this time, Mona Lisa, doge and use leaf blade!

-"Mona Lisa jumps up, out of the way of Lucys attack, then brings a glowing green sword down onto the Lucario."-

-It's not very effective-

Burgh: Oh, right, steal type... man I need to get rid of this hang over.

Ramona: Okay Lucy, use metal claw.

-"Lucys hands become metallic once more, and she lashes out at the leavanny."-

-"Mona Lisa lets out a cry of pain as she falls to the ground."-

-Mona Lisa fainted-

-Ramona wins-

Burgh, rubbing his head with embarrassment: Well... that could have gone better for me.

-"The gym leader smiles and walks over to Ramona, handing her the Insect badge, as well as the TM for struggle bug."-

Ramona, still sad: Thank you Mr.Burgh. I'm sorry Lucy totally wrecked your team.

Burgh: That's alright... say, are you okay? You aren't as... annoyingly chipper as usual.

Ramona: Well -her eyes start watering- adorable animals are falling from the sky, and cops wont let me cuddle with them.

Burgh, confused: ...come again?

-"Ramona starts crying"-

Ramona: And-and they looked so cute, and soft, and squeezable, I just wanna hug them all. But... now what do I do Mr. Burgh? What do I do?

-"Burgh shrugs, not really knowing how to answer her. Ramona, rubbing her eyes, turns to leave, when suddenly."-

-Oh... the egg is moving-

-"Ramona notices the eggs movement, and takes it off her back, placing it on the ground. It jumps a little, shakes, then... and adorable purple dinosaur breaks out of it"-

-Congratulations, your egg hatched into a Deino-

-"Everybody present stares in shock at the small, Dark/Dragon, Pokémon."-

-"Suddenly, Ramonas face breaks into an ear splitting grin, and she scoops the newly hatched mon into her arms."-

Ramona, happy: SQUEEEEEE, YOU'RE ADORABLE

Dieno: <hey, we hatched, cool.>

Voice in Dienos head: <Who are we?>

Dieno: <I don't know... let's eat her hair.>

Voice in Deinos head: <Okay.>

-"Dieno starts nibbling on Ramonas hair."-

Let's all have fun

Artoria shrugs. "I guess so." Morgan: "Best start now, then." A Whimsur Rabbit wearing a red coat and a black twintail wig hops down onto Archer's head from a tree, and is quickly thrown off into the ground.

Archer: <No.>

Rin: -picking it up off the ground and holding it at arms length.- "... What the hell is this thing?"

Rabbid: <Bwah?>

Archer: <I don't know, it seems to look strikingly like you.>

Rin: "... It kind of does, but also shut up Archer."

Archer mutters something.

Rin: "Archer!"

Archer: -innocently.- <What?>

Rin glares, putting her Rabbid clone down.

The Rabbid points dramatically at her. <BWAH!>

Rin: "Shut up."

The Rabbid tosses its head to the side (well, tosses itself sideways) <Bwah!>

Rin: "... I hate this thing already."

Archer: <It seems remarkably like you.>

Rin: "ARCHER!"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Automa: *repeats (to the best of his ability) what Leo said, but louder* <WHERE GROUP?>

Cerbeau: *hearing Rabbid Leo's screaming* <Ugh... Could someone make him be quiet?>

Leo: *eye twitching*

AC: *immediately uses Spider Web on Rabbid Leo's face, which manages to distract him*

Automa: *irritated tone* <BLUE NOT THIS ANNOYING...>

edited 16th Feb '18 5:35:28 PM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Porygon 2: <J-Team... Oh, you're just like...>

-shakes his head and ahems-

<Anyway! I'm Beep-O. Pleasure to meet you all. It seems the Rabbids and I have all taken strange forms in this world.>

Elliot: <So these things are called Rabbids?>

Beep-O: <Yes! They exist to bring chaos and mayhem!>

Chrome: <Joy.>

Contact Me!

-Kai grins-

Kai: All right, if you think so, then you'll be the first to know about it when it happens!

-Corrin smiles, and presumably keeps heading down the route to Slateport, unless any particular commentary comes up before they get there.-

edited 16th Feb '18 5:29:43 PM by BittersweetNSour

Pinwheel Forest

Colt decided to let Kazuma stay out, and keep his distance - he seemed pretty adamant no one touched his jacket. "So we have new Whismur friends," Colt observed. "What's next?" He approached the Porygon2 in minor curiosity, overhearing his remark of mayhem and chaos.

"Oh, so we're not too different." And then he and Kazuma laughed in an eerily similar fashion.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

 Falls of Meteor Past 

Brie: Good to know!

-she smiles-

Above

Calamity: -flying through the false sky on a Zen Headbutt- <Wheeee~>

-Brie sweatdrops-

Brie: ...Make a wish?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Kai can't help but laugh.-

Kai: I mean, we might as well, there's no telling whether it'll work or not, right? Even if it's just an enthusiastic Minior.

-She smiles, looking up at the "shooting star".-

-In the darkness, it's not easy to tell from Kai's expression if she's actually seriously trying a wish.-

-Meanwhile, Alex and Rabbid!Alex just kinda.

Look at each other.

No social awkwardness here, no sir.

Eventually, Alex gets too stressed and takes out Barkley. He pets the dog.

Rabbid!Alex joins in.

These two shy fucks.-

Phoenix: Mayhem and chaos? What's the difference between us and them?

-To illustrate his point, he takes out Lawrence. He peels one stamp off of Lawrence, sending him into a blood rage. 78 trees were uprooted in the span of a minute.-

Artoria does not bring anything else up along the road to Slateport, though she does move to hold Corrin's hand.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Reina: Colton and Phoenix have a point... Perhaps we should ally ourselves with these "Rabbids" to help keep them under control.

Beep-O: <Goodness, how will you do that?>

Reina: -smirks and pulls out a Poke Ball- With these little marvels of modern science.

-Meanwhile Rabbid Lina and Rabbid Reina wave Leo down-

Contact Me!

 Falls of Meteor Past 

-Brie smiles-

-she is most certainly trying to make a wish-

-you always gotta make a wish-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

{Automa lands near the group, surprisingly with no quake, this time.}

Leo: *runs back to the group, with Rabbid Leo following behind him* Hey, guys!

AC: <Sorry we were gone.>

Cerbeau: <Fought a Scolipede.>

Leo: Anyway, *referring to Rabbid Leo* Did this guy come with you guys?

[insert something relating to myself here]

"Aw man, more mayhem and chaos? Oh well, at least it doesn't seem like I have one.."

As if waiting for the perfect opportunity to make her eat those words, a half-unconscious Rabbid with a black wig, glasses, and scarf rolls out of the bushes.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Rowan: <Dear Arceus it's like the universe knows how many depression naps you take>

"Shut"

off the shits

-...-

-...-

-...-

-It's quiet.-

-Yeah.-

-Welp, Artoria, congrats, you just made Corrin go red.-

-But nonetheless, she clasps Artoria's hand, smiling slightly.-

A short-haired brunette with a katana is kicked out of a curry house onto the street.

"Oh yeah! Well I've come here three days straight and your service sucks!"

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

 Falls of Meteor Past 

-...-

-...-

-Brie turns her head to face Kai-

Brie: So, are you on the "don't tell anyone what you wished for" side?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kai: I'm on the "don't say it until it happens" side. It's not a secret you've gotta keep forever, you can totally say "that's what I wished for" when it happens, but in the meantime, fate prefers a wish that you don't say.

-She gives Brie a smile-

edited 16th Feb '18 6:49:12 PM by BittersweetNSour

Artoria hums happily as they walk.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

The Winding Stair

-The path to the skycrack is a long one, a tedious one.-

-The higher the party climbs, the harder it becomes to breath, though whether it's from the sheer height or the proximity to the anomaly is anyone's guess.-

-All throughout the stair, small markers, glowing a brilliant silver, stand out against the blue steps, near some are bags containing snacks, hastily discarded.-

-A long trek, yes. But at last, the party stands before it. The Break in the Sky.-

-Now a choice is to be made-

-Do you enter? Or do you leave...-