ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Basket: <Based on recent experience, I'm hoping a combination of frank talking and recreational mutagens will work better.>

Kai: Good luck!

-She shrugs at Muninn and Basket-

Kai: I never said it was productive, or that I wanted it to turn out that way. It's just a generally uncontrollable variable that generally manifests in the form of something with the desire to gore you with swords or poisonous claws or Skarmory feathers.

edited 3rd Feb '18 9:36:26 AM by BittersweetNSour

The Obscura attacks do little to Jester meanwhile the Play Rough move seems to create a Big Ball of Violence.

"Oof! Ow! No! Bad! Stop! OW!"

Upon the move ending, Jester sits there, hurt, then the ice beam hits. The Jester is frozen in a comical block of ice.

"OKAY THAT'S IT!"

The Ice Breaks and the Jester splits in two, One taking on the form of a Stakataka and the other taking on the form of a Kartana.

Those were the best descriptions of the forms, seeing as they were pitch black shadows, the Stakataka was covered in glowing green eyes while the Kartana had a singular glowing green band.

The two spoke in unison, "You have been fun but now its annoying! I refuse to lose that easily!"

They glowered before saying "You had your fun now prepare to    die here!   "

The two charged right at the groups.

Silas steps away from Herbert muttering, <Gotta get outta here... got get back to being human...>

He bumps into Jay's leg and looks up, <And what are you up to now...>

-Leonard shakes his head.-

Leonard: ...Not particularly. Some good memories. A lot of bad.

Hyul Castle

Phaz: "How bout no?"

Cynthia and Takumi by his side, they both aims Moonbalsts and Magic Leaves at the Kartana!Jester.

Hyul Castle

9-Volt attempted to intercept both the Stakataka and Kartana with an Electroweb-Beta while Talbain went to Crunch on the Stakataka.

Julius gnashed a Fire Fang for Kartana while Amaterasu aimed a Flamethrower at the Drawn Sword Pokemon.

Lucario fired off an Aura Sphere at Stakataka and Helmsman made an attempt at a Dive attack on the Rampart Pokemon.

Sylveon made an attempt to shield them as best she could with Reflect, even though she knew it wouldn't go too hot.

Jay notices Stylus bump into her leg.

Jay: "You two, tell me if you see anything of interest."

And saying this, she notices a table in the casino where they're playing Yugioh and heads over to it to play a game.

Soujin comes here and notices Shaun being awkward with the couple.

Soujin: "Uh, hey, sorry about that. We're just shopping for cleaning supplies."

Cleo slings an arm casually around Leonard's neck.

Cleo: Ah well, things can only look up from here on out.

Cleo whistles at Pakhet and Montu.

Cleo: Montu! Pakhet! We're goin' back to the hotel now.

Cleo then looks back to Leonard.

Cleo: Would you like to see if you can beat me in billiards, Dandelion?

Muninn: <...Okay listen he—>

-PEFE!Every scoops him up, and carries him away-

Muninn: <Hey!>

PEFE!Every: You seem largely harmless but I'm going to remove you from this situation nonetheless.

-she exits the food court, setting Muninn down on a large potted plant-

-a very soft potted plant-

Leonard: Here's hoping.

-He grins at Cleo.-

Leonard: Oh, I know I can, but I wouldn't mind proving as much.

Cleo grins back

Cleo: Let's put your money where your mouth is, Dandelion~

Cleo heads down the mountain at a brisker pace.

The potted plant in in fact very soft.

It is also occupied.

Muninn: <Um, what am I—>

-...-

-...-

Muninn: <OH DEAR PALKIA>

-he dives from the plant, skittering behind PEFE!Every's legs. She blinks-

PEFE!Every: Um...hello, Mew.

-she waves sheepishly-

Mew blinks. Palkia? They're both pink, but...

Oh. Right. It's an expression. Usually of fear.

She floats up a foot. May as well face her accusors.

Mew: ~Oh. Hi Every.~

She was pretty sure she hadn't done anything to ruin Every's life. But that Mimikyu wasn't familiar.

Mew: ~Um. Hi, Mimikyu?~

She sighs, there was probably something.

~What did I do this time?~

edited 3rd Feb '18 10:51:42 AM by Tangent128

Muninn: -petrified-

that was mew she just spoke to me

PEFE!Every: ...I don't think you did anything. I just found you here. Did you do something? Can I see it?

-she quirks her head curiously-

 Hoenn Seas 

-Surfing-

Pacifidlog shouldn't be too far now.

-Megan is sitting, looking through the updated PEFEdex and chatting with Pippy by Ceal and Pollen, who are still sleeping off a lot of fast food-

Pippy: -amiably- <Pff, this explains why you could never beat me at breath-holding, Megan.>

Megan: Excuse you, I so could've beaten you if I really tried...

-buzz buzz-

Megan: ...Oh hey, my phone.

-and she checks it-

Megan: ...!

-and also the texts above it-

-unexpected hugs incoming-

-she's feeling smile-y!-

-Pippy looks around and waves at the other side of the food court-

edited 3rd Feb '18 11:22:55 AM by Asterisk395

She fidgets. Would Every get mad at her?

Mew: ~Well...~

Every would be disappointed if she said nothing, anyways...

Deep breath.

Mew: ~Well... ikindaturnedthisgirlintoafletchlingandthisboyintoashinyzoruaandnowicantfindeitherofthemandtheyreprobablymadandiknowcelebiandstarkeeperhavetobemadandidontknowhowtohelppeopleinawaythathelpsthem~

-Kai spots Megan and Pippy.-

-She smiles.-

-She brings a finger up to her lips in a "shhhh" gesture toward Pippy.-

-She backs up a bit.-

-And then she sprints over and scoops Megan up in a huge, twirling hug.-

Channah: Haven't been there in a while. I tend to forget it exists.

-Muninn just stares in shock-

what

-PEFE!Every blinks-

PEFE!Every: ...That's rather awkward. Hmm.

Well, do you remember what the people looked like? They have databases of those things which I'm sure you could access.

Um, why do you feel that way? You're not a terribly high-tier legendary, as I understand it—

Muninn: <EVERY MEMITO!>

PEFE!Every: —But you do high-profile work. If you weren't doing your job appropriately, I'm sure you wouldn't have it. That's my barometer of my performance, anyway.

Man: Oh, it's fine.

Woman: We were just looking.

-Locke perks his head up at the sound of their voices-

-Celica Megas and goes for a Solarbeam on the Stakatika-

-Kass Brave Birds the Kartana-

-The Weed Team are clinging to Tagg and Channah-

-Another Rock Blast and Aqua Jet at Tiny-

Tiny: Boss! These guys are tough!

-He shoots a Flamethrower while Massive delivers a Leaf Blade-

Rod: -produces two Beast Balls, tosses them to Laura and Remy- Use these!

edited 3rd Feb '18 12:18:58 PM by Umbramatic

Mew: ~I don't know if I can be fired.~

~Maybe they're just stuck with me.~

She slumps, but tries to remember.

Mew: ~Well, there was a girl with a red hoodie that's now a pink hoodie and she's now a Fletchling with no hoodie and I think she was with that Tagg person you've met.~

~Then there was a guy with a purple suit and hair slicked back and his DNA looked kinda handmade- not as nicely as yours, though- and he's now a cyan Zorua and I think he was with a girl who wasn't a Jangmo-o.~

Plop! She sits back down on the plant.

~My daughter would probably know what to do but I don't want her mad at me again. Not this time of year...~

edited 3rd Feb '18 12:22:57 PM by Tangent128

Bartelby: She left you on read? That's odd-

Wait, I think I see her over there?

-"Ramona looks a little sad after hearing the "demons" words."-

Ramona: Oh... but I don't mind being friends with you. Actually, you're kind of the first friend I've had in a long time.

Victor, through his brain frees: <Yeah, that's because you're a weird loser.>

-"Lucy glares at Victor, then breaks an ice cream bowl over his head."-

Victor, in pain: <Ahh, damn it.>

-"Ramona reassuringly places a hand on the "demons"."-

Ramona, with a warm smile: And, if you need help, I'm hear for you, so don't be afraid to ask.

-"A man is looking away from his chilly fries, allowing Mokuba to try and grab them."

Man: Yeah, Winona's good looking, but I think the best gym wifu is- -notices Mokuba- HEY!

Mokuba, smiling: <Your ruler thanks you for your donation.>

-"The man glares at Mokuba, then pulls out a switch blade."-

Mokuba: <O.O>

-"Mokuba lets go of the chilly fries and backs away."-

Mor, scared: <Mokuba, this place is scary; the people are very protective of their food, and I think I saw somebody carry a Latios out.>

Mokuba, reassuringly: <Don't worry Mor. Sure we've hit a few bumps, I've been threatened with death about seven times now, but that doesn't mean we should give up.>

Mor: <...yes it does...>

Mokuba: <Come court witch, for your ruler has seen the milks of shakes. It is unguarded, and easy pickings for our conquest, CHARGE.>

Morrigan, still scared: <I want to wait for Homer.>

-"Meanwhile Homer is walking down the hall on the opposite side of the food court."-

Homer: Let's see, where would they have gone off to?

-"Suddenly Zags rounds the corner, carrying several arms full of pastries."-

Zags: <Hi Homer.>

Homer, surprised: Zags? Where did you get all those-

-"Before he finish his question, an old man dressed in samurai armor, and wielding a katana."-

Chief: KADABRA!

Son: Dad, please stop.

Homer, unamused: ....Yeah. This, this seems like my life.