like christ, but with more nails
Channah: But Groudon's not as cool as Kyo-
Channah: -rolls her eyes and speaks a little louder over the music- Okay. So, I should just focus on random shit until something pings?
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Wanderer
Cave of Origin
Groudon is totally awesome.
Doc: <I've met Kyogre. That was a scary experience...>
Groudon: -To the Latios in question- <Waka, don't start without me!>
-To Channah-
<Yes, basically.>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Meet The New Boss
Waka: Just warming up, dude.
-to Tagg-
Tell that Memito kid I need to talk to him, 'k?
Contact Me!
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: Ugh, I better stop or else I'll start accusing you of liking Regigas. -to Groudon- Okay, uh... -pulls out a Fire Stone and looks at it- ................................ Does it take a while?
Lo: <What about my Flame Orb?>
Channah: I'll pass.
Lo: <But if it is the trigger?>
Channah: Guess I'll die. -rummages in her bag-
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Wanderer
Cave of Origin
-With an absolutely shit-eating grin-
You know, I did actually high-five Regigigas once.
-To Waka-
Will do.
Groudon: <A Flame Orb would be... rather unfortunate for one such as yourself.>
edited 30th Jan '18 9:50:49 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: -noncommittally- Fuck you and your shite taste in legendaries. Hang on, I might have something... -pulls out a Magmarizer- ..................................... Um.
Lo: <Flame Orb>
Channah: Death by fire. -pulls out a Heat Rock-
-whoosh-
Channah: <...Now the question is, did it work or was that a coincidence.>
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Wanderer
Cave of Origin
-Still smiling-
Whatever you say, little bird, Lord Dialga still smiles upon me.
Groudon: <Focus on it again to turn back. Then you'll know.>
edited 30th Jan '18 9:53:58 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: <Yeah, and so do all the wrong legendaries.> -looks at the heat rock on the ground, tilting her head- <Whatever. Why is it this thing? Don't even like heat rocks, they're ugly. Lookit, it's shaped like a->
-whoosh-
Channah: -picks it up and throws it back in her bag- Welp, that's it I guess. Awesome.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Wanderer
Cave of Origin
Groudon: -To Channah- <You react as if given an ordinary stone instead of control over a Mew's foolishness, but I digress.>
-To me-
<I've been hearing things, through the ground. Be careful, for he is hunting you. You know of who I speak, the one you battled in a place much like this.>
-Walking back into the lava-
Anyway, I have Guitar Hero to play with Waka now, so I'll continue watching over you, as I always have.>
edited 30th Jan '18 10:28:56 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: -to Groudon's retreating form- Thanks... Maybe. -to Tagg- Someone's after you, then?
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Meet The New Boss
Chiazard: <We need to go to Lavaridge! There a Tropius and Mimikyu will join us!>
Chiazard: <We can't go now, we're on break.>
Chiazard: <Do we need all of us up there just for two bodies?>
Chiazard: <We only need one body down here to measure hivemind communication statistics. And your break is...>
-checks watch-
<Up! My break now.>
Chiazard: <What no it's my break.>
Chiazard: <We are one.>
Chiazard: <We Are All On Break>
Chiazard: <Lavaridge Vacation it is!>
Basket: <Believe me, I would be as devastated to lose this footage as you would.>
Hmm, if I can re-differentiate the hivemind, it should be easier to get them to break up peaceably in Lavaridge.
<So, Every! Let's record a bit more about this nice hivemind of yours. I hypothesize that the effect is quadratic, growing in strength with the number of connections between nodes and thus the square of the infected count.>
<Hence, the miniscule information transfer between you and the Wingull test subject, whereas your ahem Brave Bird attack earlier nabbed enough to form a superorganism. Who all have you got in your network now, anyways? Please offer your best enumeration.>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
The Wanderer
Cave of Origin
-To Channah-
I'll... explain tomorrow. Not exactly the happiest of stories.
Groudon: -To Waka, pulling out an obviously enchanted gigantic Guitar Hero controller- <Expert.>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Lumiose
Jay has come here since yesterday and is wandering around, looking for anything of interest.
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: -talking to Montanari- Something wrong with the Family?
Montanari: <Oh, when isn't there. No, I'm here to swap places with young Gage. He's had enough experience traveling with you by now, and we've decided it's a bit past time for him to return to the daycare and start learning a trade.>
Channah: Like, extortion? Or is it blackmail?
Montanari: <Intelligence. He doesn't quite have the personality for those skills. Reminds me of myself, really.>
Channah: Uh. Sounds fine. Surprised it's you replacing him, though. Don't you usually stay at home and uh, delegate?
Montanari: <Little sister, senior hair styling consultants all over the world will tell you - Once in a while, you just have to give someone a haircut.>
Channah: Right now I'd like it dyed, personally.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Meet The New Boss
-everyone has gathered here-
Lina: Well, it's about time for us to go home.
Alain: We should get home too. It was nice meeting you all!
Cuyahoga: <Charizard always remember good traveling companions!>
Xerxes: This was a fabulous and enlightening adventure!
Tom: I can't wait to tell the guys back home about this one!
Kendall: [Thank you all for helping our world again...]
Guzma: Mark my words I'll be telling the Skull crew that didn't show about this one!
Colress: It's been delightful researching with you! Oh, and...
-He hands Kendall the DNA splicers-
These rightfully belong to you! So no one like Ghetsis or Mobius harms you with them again.
Kendall: [O-oh! Thank you, Colress!]
Jessie: You all better go on and start trouble!
James: Be sure to make it double!
Meowth: I mean, ya already protected the wold from devastation so that's the logical next step!
Alli: Thank you, all of you!
Lina: Oh, and Tom?
Tom: Yeah?
Lina: Kyurem likes going by Kendall now.
Tom: Oh! Duly noted! Thank you, Lina! You know, you always kinda reminded me of a superhero I like based on a historical figure, but I guess it's just a coincidence...
Kendall: [Thank you, Crimson Lady...]
-Lina just winks-
Xerxes: I can get all these guys home now; see you all another time, I hope!
-And with that a pink cocoon extends over the Yangverse natives and they vanish-
Alli: ...Actually, how do we get home? That portal's probably closed by now...
-the others might notice a blonde guy nearby smoking a joint. Probably most noticeable for dressing almost exactly like Umbra-
Contact Me!
Flying Colors
Kai: That's a good question...
Diane: Going to ask weird questions to the nearest bystander hasn't failed us before, so why stop now?
Skye: No Diane stop—
-Diane sliiiiiiiiides over to the Stoner Who Might Be Umbra-
Diane: Hellooooooo!
Meet The New Boss
Stoner Who Is Dressed Like Umbra: Hmm? What? Oh. Hey pretty lady. Have you seen a bunch of weird people who look like they're from an alternate universe?
Contact Me!
Flying Colors
-Fistpump-
Diane: Whoo, point for Diane!
Skye: Diane please
Kai: She wasn't wrong.
Diane: We're weird people who look like we're from an alternate universe! Heck, I look like I'm from two of them.
edited 31st Jan '18 11:45:52 AM by BittersweetNSour
Some Rando
Yangport
Colt nodded his farewell, his headphones in his ears as he looked through the Legendary Snapshots with pride.
He looked up from his phone and saw someone vaguely familiar, but he stopped himself from asking.
And then Diane spoke to him. Colt whistled innocently while letting icescura flit through his fingers. Who was this Diane character?
And then the stoner spoke. Colt's breath caught in his throat.
Hasslemon
LE: Busted.
SC: I don't wanna put the hurt on you~
MB: Haven't we all just been outed?
HC: 0_0;
VA: I'm with her!
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Zoroark Green: <I'm an utterly ordinary hum->
-she claps her paws to her mane frantically-
<ACK I LEFT MY HAT ON TOP OF MYRA BE RIGHT BACK!>
She wakes up. Echo's not here... But then, it is afternoon. Echo'd be awake and busy. Echo has so little time to waste, after all.
Her tail flicks. She's getting that feeling pounding at the back of her mind again.
She floats over to a cabinet. The smell of skittynip lingers... but nothing waits inside. Maybe Echo had noticed she was sneaking in. Echo'd probably give her some skittynip if she were to help her out with something, she could just blip over to go see if there was any-
...no. Helping. That's the whole problem right now, isn't it?
...
-blip!-
-blip!-
She's been here many times over the years. Her daughter holds court not far away. Pokémon come to see her, for guidance, for help. And then they leave again, sometimes disappointed, but usually satisfied.
She hovers just beyond the edge. She is a Pokémon. She can come forward, she can ask for guidance, for help.
Her tail swishes back and forth. If she floats even one inch further, she will be noticed.
...
-blip!-
Just like all the other times.
-blip!-
She curls into a ball, though it's hard to sleep with her tail thrashing next to her.
But it's a familiar feeling. She's made mistakes, and knows they will catch up to her soon.
That's fine. She's fine.
edited 31st Jan '18 12:11:36 PM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
The Wanderer
Sootopolis
-From seemingly out of nowhere-
I suppose I should explain like I promised I would last night.
Yangport
Ann: -To Stoner Dude- I'm guessing you'd be our ride out of here?
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Meet The New Boss
Stoner Who Is Dressed Like Umbra: Oh! Oh, wow, this is like, really handy. Bro and sis sent me to find you.
-he nods to Ann-
The one girl is correct, just... Hang on, is anyone else around?
-looks around-
Doesn't look like it. OK!
-there is a distinctly weed-scented poof and Giratina stands in the man's place. Notably he's still wearing the hat and smoking the joint-
Giratina: <Okay, I'm gonna need a detailed description of your home universe.>
Contact Me!
Flying Colors
-Everyone just... stares.-
Kai: ...And suddenly everything makes sense.
-She coughs a bit and backs away from the weed fumes.-
Kai: Gotta love those allergies.
-Waka is sitting on a rock, playing Guitar Hero-
-Alli smiles at Kai and gives her a thumbs up-
edited 30th Jan '18 8:49:23 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!