ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

F!Blitz: Seriously? I know he said she 'ruined his life', but... Crap

-She's right beside Ramona looking for the pup that's still nowhere in sight-

"Victor?! Come on, you can't stay out here all on your own!"

Add this to the list of reasons I'm not a fan of 'perfect breeding'

-Still nothing, and Blitz starts heading slowly deeper into the foliage to search-

"He's gotta be around somewhere, right? Victor? You can bite me if you're mad at someone, just come back!"

edited 25th Jan '18 10:04:31 PM by BlitzTrain

Mew: -to Corrin- ~satisfied?~ ♥

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

-Corrin does not respond, for she is occupied.-

Corrin: -picking Mason up- Oh my gosh you are so cute! You're like a fluffy little black fox kit, it's so precious!

Mason: <I... I don't know what I expected. Of course I'd end up a Zorua.>

Corrin: It seems really fitting! I don't know why, but it does!

Mordred: "I know Zorua are precious and adorable!"

Artoria: "It is incredibly fitting, yes."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Yang - Mobius Base

Upon seeing his intuition was correct, Colt smirked. Then he blinked, realizing he had forgotten a move.

“9-Volt, Signal Beam!” He announced as he felt the presence of many. “Oh, hello!” He chimed to the mass of green as he continued to listen to his music, his camera on standby.

Sylveon lobbed a few more Moonblasts, her Quick Claw giving her a couple more.

D.C.’s chest spike - the one used for his Flash Cannons - started to hurt a bit. Breathing slower from his fatigue, Lucario re-emerged. Lifting up his Expert Belt Blindfold, he fired a Flash Cannon from his wrist.

And, of course, 9-Volt fired a Signal Beam. He was a bit out of practice; having used Bug Buzz more consistently.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-A shiny Ditto, an Arcanine, an Aggron and a Natu are currently out of their balls with no sign of their trainer at present-

Ammon, the Arcanine: <Haven't caught his scent in a while. Nobody's heard anything from Blitz yet?>

Stark, the Aggron: <Not since he went out for teleport training> =/

Rocket: -At the Natu- <Right, where did you say he was teleporting again?>

Down, the Natu: -Gives a chirpy chuckle- <I wouldn't worry, we'll just call this incentive for him to practice~>

Rocket: <Not comforting>

Ammon: <Well, Blitz should know how to take care of himself...>

Stark: <Right! We've sparred with him plenty, so even if he's lost he won't be helpless>

-Beat-

<...So, who's in charge while he's gone?>

edited 25th Jan '18 10:59:56 PM by BlitzTrain

Mason: <I have no idea whether to be flattered or terrified.>

Corrin: Flattered! Don't worry, we can just—

Mason: <Uh, Mew disappeared already.>

Corrin: ...Oh dear.

Artoria: "..."

Mordred: "..."

Mordred resumes fawning over Mason like he's a lost kitten, and Artoria frowns.

Artoria: "I am concerned. One, that was a goddess, two, how do we reverse this?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Mason: <I don't know but I am quickly becoming very not fond of the attention thank you>

Corrin: Mordred, he is very cute but I think you should probably give him some space.

Mordred looks disappointed but concedes to giving the (ADORABLE) illusion fox his space.

Artoria: "Mordred, people are not cats."

Mordred: "But cats are people!"

Artoria: "And generally coexist in a manner in which humans give them attention and the cat is adorable."

Mordred: "And?"

Artoria sighs.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Mason stares.-

Mason: <...Does that even scan? You just said a lot of words there that sound like they should make sense but don't.>

Tsubasa, Cris, and Charles follow Aela.

Buddy: <You're more likely to smell like a Roserade than anything.>

<At any rate...>

He lets out a sweet, rosey aroma which fills the air.

Hajime: "Ah... that's better..."

A wild Pokemon might notice the scent and approach.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

With the hero sword no long in Wendy-A's hands, she backed up worried, Wendy-B also looked concerned.

"Uh... No hard feelings... QUICK FLOOD THE ISLAND!"

The Grand Kyogre roared, best finish this soon.

Hacks pulled out Silas's pDroid and tossed it to Megan, "That's the device in question."

<The map function, scanner, pokedex, holographic screen and more made it highly desirable to a space agency that wanted a device that could be used as a portable computer. We almost made wrist mounted devices.>

Nathan just gave Silas a look, "Another question, he's a Lucario so that means aura right? So why isn't he using that to talk to us?"

~C-c-can't... d-do telepa-~ Silas looked exhausted and held his head in pain, <oowww...>

Hacks decided to field this one, "We've been practicing with telepathy recently, he's made some improvements in using his aura but telepathy just seems to be too difficult for him. He just gets headaches from it."

Hyul Shore

Phaz: "Are you for- Y'all the others! Go inside the beast and find the panel to desactivate that! Gudrunn and I will finish thoses two."

Just as he says this, he straps the shield to his left arm and puts the Hyulian sword in it, taking the Hero sword in his right.

"Let's cut some slackers."

He charges at Wendy-B to slash her horizontally in the guts with the two swords!

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Hyul Shore

Amaterasu materialized and let Drought activate to delay the flooding a little longer. She nodded to Colt as she prepared a few flares to flash-boil the water.

Colt nodded and donned the Blue Scarf. He raced over to the Kyogre and created a Stone Edge to act as a surrogate staircase. He got on its back and entered within, searching for the telltale blue of the control panel.

When he’d find it, he’d remove his scarf to reach the panel and take control of the monolith.

Hasslemon

MB: Wait, wouldn’t nothing change because the Kyogre’s source of water would just feed back into itself?

LE: Conservation of Matter, yeah.

SP: Look, a Glitch is involved, so logic is no longer a thing here.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

PEFE!Every: ...Well.

Muninn; <...This is fascinating.>

PEFE!Every: ...Forgive me, but I can't understand this at all. I see where the Charizard DNA comes in, but—

Muninn: <You're looking at this as though it's purely biological in nature. It's not, it's thaumaturgy. It's about the symbolism of Charizardhood, not the genetic state.>

PEFE!Every: You can't produce operational definitions of symbolism!

Muninn: <You can, if you allow an operational definition to encompass the symbolic.>

PEFE!Every: Ugh, you sound like Ever.

Muninn: <On this issue, he's correct.> (to Basket) <Hmm, by virtue of the fact that we are not all Charizard by now, I imagine a cure for this substance exists?>

-Ever has returned here, and finds his entire team waiting for him-

Ever: Oh, hey, what's up?

Marmalade: <Please stand here.>

-she picks Ever up, and moves him a little to the right-

Ever: Why?

Access: <Because that's where I set up the binding circle.>

Ever: ...Ah.

-he sits down in the middle of the circle that Access has indeed drawn on the ground-

Access used Fairy Lock!

Diesel: <Ever, can you let everyone else out?>

Ever: Yeah, sure.

-he sends out Breeze, Mix, Letter, Solace, and Cuseinga, who join the others-

Ever: What's this about?

Diesel: <It's a...Salamence, what was the word you used?>

Salamence: <Intervention?>

Diesel: <Yeah. Intervention.>

-Ever tilts his head-

Ever: I don't think I've even had a drink since New Year's.

Diesel: <It's not about that.>

-he pauses. Breeze chimes a little-

Diesel: <No, Breeze, it's spirits, not—>

<Breeze you know I don't like telepathy.>

Breeze: <It's about the ghosts!>

Diesel: <Right. Yes. This is also an exorcism.>

Ever: What?!

Breeze: <An intervexorcism!>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-"Victor continues to run, smiling at his victory. That is, until he runs right into the "demon"."-

Victor: <Shit>

-"Water shoots out of Mokubas mouth like a fountain, while Homer wrings his shirt out"-

-Anubis used heal bell-

-"Mokuba recovers from its condition but Homer is still soaked"-

Anubis: <Why would you jump into a pool when you can't swim?>

Mokuba, crying a little: <I forgot>

Homer: -sigh- Okay, nobody do anything stupid while we're... -Homer recalls Zags- let's find somebody to talk to.

Let's all have fun

Ever: How long have you all been planning this?

Breeze: <Uh, I actually noticed around the Chaos fight. Remember I was telling you that you should have been dead?>

Ever: Like I said, I'm pretty sure the stab wounds were cauterized or whatever.

Breeze: <No, you...definitely should have been dead. I'm good at that kind of stuff. Something was holding you together. Turns out that something was a bunch of ghosts. I got in touch with the rest of the team over Hasslemon while you were messing around in Mauville.>

 Flashback! 

 End Flashback! 

Ever: Okay, look, I have a few ghosts inside me. It's not that much of an iss—

Breeze: <106.>

-Nitro, Narrow, and Letter all stare at Breeze-

Nitro: <That's so many!>

Letter: <Truly an unnecessary number of spirits.>

-both Letterheads nod-

Narrow: <...Um. Ever.>

Ever: Narrow? You can't be not on my side here, you harness ghosts literally as your signature ability.

Narrow: <Minor ones, sure. 106 spirits, plus you? That's, um...it's dangerously close to collapsing into a Spiritomb.>

Cross: <Which, to be fair, would be cool to fight. Like, Evil You, hopped up on ghost power? Awesome.>

Jab: <So, you know, if it ever does happen, we'll take you down.>

-the two high-five, and both recoil in pain. Solace facepaws-

Salamence: <The point is, it would be nice not to have to do that.>

-Ever rolls his eyes-

Ever: That's not a thing that can happen. Didn't Umbra, like, eat a million ghosts? He seems fine.

Breeze: <Actually, that was brought up...>

Gattaca: <But it turns out you get some special exemptions when you've been turned into a living fount of obscura as opposed to being some random mortal with a ghost obsession.>

Breeze: <We were going to say it more nicely.>

Gattaca: <Maybe you were.>

Diesel: <The point is, this isn't healthy.>

Ever: Alright, fine. I'll lower the capacity signs.

Diesel: <Well, uh. It's not just that.>

edited 26th Jan '18 11:52:23 AM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

F!Blitz: "Come on you little-"

-Oh, look, Victor finished her sentence-

"Hah!"

-She pounces!-

Diesel: <Look, we've uh...been keeping track of you. Since, like, Hoenn.>

-Ever tilts his head-

Breeze: <Specifically, since Muninn.>

Pleth: <You've kind of gotten...different?>

Ever: The word you may be looking for is older.

Pleth: <Well, yes.>

Breeze: <But it's more than that. When we fought Destruction, in Sinnoh? You had like a handful of ghosts in you. Which was kind of weird on its own, but...it's, like, a lot now. What happened?>

Pleth: <Alola.>

Estoc: <Wait, he wasn't always like this?>

-Pleth, Diesel, and Breeze shake their heads-

Salamence: <We're not exactly sure how they're not feeding on your soul—>

Nitro: <Oh, Drift's in there keeping them from doing that.>

-there's a pause-

Ever: ...Drift.

Nitro: <Yeah?>

Ever: The Jellicent.

-Nitro nods-

Ever: Is in there, corralling 105 other ghosts?

Nitro: <...Yes?>

Ever: ...Welp. That's impressive.

Breeze: <See! That! Right there!>

Ever: ...

Marmalade: <While admittedly never your most impressive quality, you used to actually care about things.>

Breeze: <Whether or not they're consuming your soul, that many ghosts are certainly having an effect on your emotions.>

Diesel: <We asked Muninn about it—>

Pleth: <—Because for some reason we trust him—>

Diesel: <—and he said that the last time anyone really checked, you only had about a dozen ghosts in you?>

Breeze: <Again, probably still too many. But manageable.>

Diesel: <And now this.>

Merle: <Wait I wanna say this bit.>

Diesel: <Why?>

Merle: <Because I deduced it.>

Solace: <That's a little debatable. I worked out that he was—>

Merle: <I got this!>

-Narrow grumbles, but Merle hops forwards to the edge of the circle, and looks Ever dead in the eyes-

Merle: <What emotions are you trying not to feel?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Alli: ...

-she starts tearing up as well, but says nothing-

-Waddles Flame Charges-

---

-Dark Hide screeches in pain from the various light attacks, but sends a Sludge Wave all over the battlefield-

-Suddenly, she is zapped by a Core Enforcer from a 50% Zygarde, which has just emerged from the earth-

Loki: ~That shoud take care of its weird-~

Outsider cannot be overwritten!

~OH COME ON! At least we know for sure it's the damn thing's Ability now!~

-Two blue siblings are around-

-Gudrunn lunges in for another sword strike-

edited 26th Jan '18 1:23:49 PM by Umbramatic

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-"Victor tries to run but is to slow"-

Victor: <Damn it, don't be proud of this, the only reason I was caught is because I don't know my lefts from my rights>

-"Ramona, still with teary eyes, notices the two, and a joyful smile breaks across her sad face"-

Ramona, happy: Victor! <3

Victor: <oh no>

Let's all have fun

Amber and Sammerguy look around, and lock eyes with the newcomers.

Amber: -Tilts head- Huh? Who are those people?

Remy: -Looks over as well- Huh, I've never seem them before

Sammerguy: {Hark! Art these new enemies?}

Sammerguy sharpens his arm... blades...

edited 26th Jan '18 1:28:36 PM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price

F!Blitz: "Yes, lucky me you've never been trained"

-She gets to her feet, a bit muddier than she was before, and sticks Victor under her shoulder before turning to face him toward Ramona-

"Now, wanna explain why you went and made this girl cry?"

-The younger, eggier of the two blue siblings turns to look at Sammerguy-

Laura: Ooh! Is that an Ultra Beast?

Rod: Laura don't just ask-

-stares-

...That it is.

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