Myth creater
-"Ramona, wearing a violet skirt and gray tank top instead of a towel, is sitting at her computer, starring at the video"-
Ramona: -sigh- Mom says she won't be able to drive me back there until Friday.
Victor, from his "doggy" bed: <You're narrating again, stop it>
-"Ramona slams her hands on the desk and stands up"-
Ramona, determined: This is no time to be sitting around, I need to strike while the iron is hot. People are busy on Tuesday, so it makes sense that nobody showed up. But, with how many people have seen my videos, I'm sure on Friday a ton of people will be ready to help me help her.
Victor: <Yes, because comments like "annoying bitch" mean that people enjoy being around you... Granted, they're not wrong.>
-"Ramona grabs her camera, after she puts on a baggy hoodie in order to hide her body, and starts filming"-
Ramona, as up beat as usual: Whad up ma demons, it's ya girl. So a lot of you have seen my last video where Victor and me meet a ghost girl, and thank you guys soooo much for the views, you have no idea how much it means to me that people watch them.
Victor, barking in the background: <A lot of them down voted>
Ramona: Any who, I am going to be going back to the house on Friday, and the offer for people to join me still stands. But, for now we're going to stick with hunting spookys around my neighborhood, and You guys get to choose which ones we do for the next two days. So there's this one where, at the apple store, items have been literally flying out, and employs report strange orange lights; ooh spooky. The next is a bit... different. Apparently, peoples -looks embarrassed- undergarments -giggles like she just said something dirty- have started showing up shredded outside a nearby laundromat. Now the last one, is actually in a school, ooh satchiko is on the loose.
Victor: <Nobody will get that reference, you f*cking loser>
Ramona: Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, this isn't corps party. At one of the trainer schools, students have said they've seen a shadowy figure in the gym storage room. Now, normally this would be easy to figure out, but it turns out that there have also been objects moving to places that they aren't suppose to be, and strange indents have been made in the door, almost like somebody was kicking them. Let me know which one you guys want me to look into in the comments, and I'll be back to at either 4 or 5 with the winner. Bye <3
-"Ramona stops filming and starts uploading the new video"-
Ramona: I wonder which one they'll vote for?
Victor: <None, because nobody likes you>
Let's all have fun
No voice to cry suffering
Lissa: I'm never ever ever letting go...!
Donnel: <So...what now, Robin?>
Chrom: -smiling- <It's good to have our tactician back as well.>
No mind to think. No will to break.
The Flamebringer
Mira: ~Donnel's asking what now.~
F!Robin looks down at Donnel. "First, I believe some introductions are in order." -She looks at Megan, kind of awkwardly extending a hand around Lissa.- "My name is Robin, though, I guess you already knew that."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Flying Colors
-Corrin beams-
Corrin: I would love that! Sushi sounds great!
-Vierr walks in.-
-He looks around for the other two. No sign of them.-
-Aura Sense?-
-...-
Vierr: ...Why are they in the basement.
-He starts to head down.-
Dunsparce Cloud
-Ever tilts his head at The One With the Checkered Scarf-
Ever: I'm not sure why not. It's nice down here.
-indeed, though it's hard to make out in the dark, he's got a lot of shadows-
Hi Vierr! Glad you could make it!
-he smiles for a moment, and then his grin fades-
So. Tagg's leaving us on read. Impolite if unexplainable, so it would be nice to find an explanation.
edited 24th Jan '18 2:47:36 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meet The New Boss
-Cuyahoga Flamethrowers some hapless Bug types-
-Colress' Magnezone Thunderbolts a Sharpedo-
-Estragon Drain Punches a Bewear-
-Meowth Fury Slashes a Stoutland alongside Jessie's Arbok and James' Weezing Sludge Bombing-
-Guzma's Golisopod Liquidates a Kantonian Ninetails-
-The Skull grunts and their mons run amok-
-Gino Outrages through a wall and sends a Mightyena flying-
-Xerxes, however, watches the J-Teamers in particular before coming to a realization-
Xerxes: These people... I've fought with ones like them before! I don't fully remember how or who I fought against with them but I was at their home! And I do fully remember one thing...
-He shifts to his true form-
Xerneas: <I WAS AUROCALYPSE>
-He Moonblasts a way further into the base-
Kendall: [Yes! Someone else remembers!]
-They follow-
'Gudrunn: -snarls- You're the one getting in my way, Phaz!
-She brings the sword in an uppercut to cleave Wendy-
Contact Me!
Elite Four
-Hermes and the Mandibuzz both smash into each other, one with a Thunderbolt, the other with a Punishment. They both go down like a pile of bricks.-
Ludmilla: Darnit! Hermes, return!
Kahili: Raichu are surprising popular these days.
Ludmilla: ...
Kahili: What?
Ludmilla: Is it? Is it really surprising?
Kahili: Shush, you. Go, Hawlucha!
Ludmilla: Go, Mao!
-The Hawlucha flexes as a particular squid gently floats to the floor.-
Hawlucha: <C'MON! CAN YOU HANDLE MY FLEX?!>
Mao: <Oh, you're going to make a wonderful dissection specimen...>
-The Hawlucha blinks before swallowing.-
Kahili: Flying Press!
Ludmilla: Mao, Psycho Cut.
Mao: < Heeheeheehee... >
-The Hawlucha turns pale under his feathers as he leaps into the air, only to find himself coming down onto a pair of buzzing, whirling blades of psychic energy.-
Mao: < AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >
-The Hawlucha is passed out on the floor.-
Mao: <... I didn't even touch him.>
Ludmilla: Did he... pass out?
Kahili: I've never seen him do that before.
Ludmilla: Does he have a fear of sharp objects?
Kahili: I think he does now...
No voice to cry suffering
Lissa: -clings-
Megan: I-I know who you are, yes.
-indeed, she's still sort of staring at her, awed-
I'm Megan!
Thespi: -suddenly wearing the professor-y glasses- <I am Thespi!>
<Welcome to the world of ✨Pokémon!✨>
-sparkle sparkle-
Vee: <I'm Vee, and actually, can you understand me right now? We have a thing for that~>
Donnel: <Everyone already knows who I am!>
Chrom: -to Megan and her team- <I'm Chrom...as you seem to have known when you saw me.>
Megan: Yep!
No mind to think. No will to break.
Meet The New Boss
Jackie: ...He didn't even touch him.
Jared: Savage.
-Neon is now watching eagerly on his phone-
Contact Me!
The One With the Checkered Scarf waves to Vierr as he arrives, still not removing er hood.
The One With the Checkered Scarf: "Yeah... problem is, what to do about it... Maybe he feels like he doesn't want to deal with us for some reason or we're just doing platitudes, in which case, maybe something to show we do care?..."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
The Flamebringer
She pulls out her phone again. "Um... the nearest sushi place is... over there!"
Not putting her phone away because GPS, she leads on to the restaurant.
Mira: ~She can't understand you, nope!~
Elite Four
Kahili: Go, Oricorio!
Ludmilla: Alright Mao, Psycho Cut! For real, this time!
Kahili: Revelation Dance!
-The red, flamenco Oricorio snaps her feathers before calling up a small tornado of fire. Mao is singed by it but manages to cut through and hit the bird.-
Ludmilla: Again!
Kahili: Feather Dance!
-A massive amount of fluff comes down around Mao, numbing his muscles and slowing him down. He manages to cut through it and hit the Oricorio again, cleaving through and sending her flying.-
Kahili: Your Pokemon are quite strong.
Ludmilla: I've had a training regiment that's a bit more intense than normal.
Kahili: Hm. Go, Braviary!
-The wounded eagle returns to the field.-
Mao: <Mah mouff fees numb.>
-Ludmilla recalls Mao and sends out an almost pristine, new Pokeball.-
Ludmilla: Go, Astarte!
-The Aerodactyl takes to the arena, and Kahili's face visibly blanches.-
Ludmilla: Smack Down!
Kahili: Brave Bird!
-The Aerodactyl grabs a chunk of the arena and tosses it at her opponent, causing the unfortunate avian to faceplant into the hardlight wall.-
Astarte: <These are my descendants? Pitiful.>
Some Rando
Yang Mobius Base
Colt and his team looked up from their defeated opponents, seeing Xerxes using Moonblast at the wall in his real form.
Quickly, Colt removed his scarf and chased Xerneas and Kendall down, his ‘mons pursuing him as he drew his phone.
He had his camera open for when he had the chance. For now, what the heck were they running down?
“Is this the direction the leader of this base is in?” He asked as he chased them down, yelling in case they would not hear him.
Behind him, his team laid some attacks into whoever they’d be most damaging against.
Roy, having a little trouble chasing him down due to his new form -despite having his arms back -being rather awkward posture-wise, returned himself once within close enough distance from riding on Helsman’s back.
Pyukumuku also returned herself, her body hurt a bit from being tossed around like a ragdoll.
Everyone else was out, Sunny riding on Xatu’s back, much to his annoyance.
edited 25th Jan '18 7:43:16 AM by AbsentCoder
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
No voice to cry suffering
Lissa: -clingity cling cling-
Vee: <Ahh. Megan? The scarf.>
<...the other scarf.>
Megan: !
-she starts digging around in her backpack-
Thespi: <The Scarf of Comprehensioooon~>
<Also Polymooooorph>
-Megan pulls out the other blue scarf she bought, and offers it to Robin-
Megan: -to Robin- Here! This transformation item will, uh, transform you! And give you the ability to understand Pokémon as a side effect, if you'd like to try it!
No mind to think. No will to break.
Meet The New Boss
Jean: So long, and thanks for all the birds...
Neon: -points proudly at the screen- That's my sister!
Leeya: -barges in- I'm here, what do we need to-
Neon: Shhh!
Contact Me!
Yarne is chewing on that cookie when a certain Omanyte addresses him.
Spiral: <Uh, h-hey...>
Yarne: <...Uh, hey, what's up? You look kinda... frightened...>
Spiral: <Y-yeah, I'm... kinda careful a lot of the time in case someone tries to eat me.>
Yarne: <Dang... I know how that feels, being one of the last of your kind, trying to keep from going extinct...>
Spiral: <Oh, y-yeah... I wanted to talk to you about that...>
<See... I used to be extinct...>
Yarne: <...Whoa, really? What happened?>
Spiral: <Some human used a machine and I came back to life... It's a bit different here, but I like that....
Yarne: <Dang... Maybe someone in Ylisse can find out how to do that with us, then we won't be endangered any more.>
Spiral: <Maybe... There still aren't as many of us as there used to be...>
Yarne: <Guess it ain't foolproof, then...>
<Still, thanks for telling me. And, heck, you can stick by me. I'll make sure no one eats you.>
Spiral: <Th-thanks... And I'll make sure no one makes you go extinct...>
edited 24th Jan '18 3:57:39 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
The Flamebringer
She puts it on.
Lissa is no longer clinging.
Mainly because the space where she was clinging is now empty.
Instead there is a Mareep on the ground.
F!Robin: <... Everyone is significantly taller.>
The hilarity of this is lost on Mira, who has not played Awakening (or any Blazing Sigil game).
Flying Colors
Vierr: ...Why are you wearing that.
-He shakes his head-
Vierr: Nevermind. Important things. Tagg. Yeah. Whatever it is, it seems like he's not in the greatest of moods, despite his vacation. Or hell, maybe it's why he's vacationing.
-He rubs the back of his head-
Vierr: Gonna be honest, I'm not the best at the whole "making people not annoyed anymore" thing. Out of any of us, I figure it's you two that would have better ideas what would help.
-Corrin looks at the phone in awe as they head toward the sushi place.-
Corrin: These phones can do so many things... And yet Mason claims it's not magic? It's certainly beyond my understanding.
Fwomph
Hyul Beach
Phaz just back off and let Gudrunn finish this.
-He sighs and keeps back, though with a wary readyness should either side of the swordfight strike out-
Yangverse
-Pent just casually walks through the fighting, seeking out a good target. Pokemon battles were one thing, but if any guard in this base was going to escalate Pent had to get ahead and handle it before they reached the rest of the party-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Dunsparce Cloud
Ever: ...Yeah, that tracks.
-he frowns-
Unfortunately, once in that mindset, most things seem like platitudes. Which I suppose means we have to actually take action. A shame, given as I hate action.
Breeze: <"Average Memito sleeps 10 hours a day" factoid actually statistical error. Average Memito sleeps 7 hours a day. Ever Memito, who lives in a space-time anomaly and sleeps over 17 hours a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.>
Ever: Rude.
-he rolls his eyes-
Maybe we could get him a cake, for when he gets back?
edited 24th Jan '18 4:21:01 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Flamebringer
They arrive at the sushi restaurant (surprisingly) without issue.
Artoria: "Um, after you?"
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
The One With The Checkered Scarf: "I'm wearing it so Gudrunn doesn't come after me!"
"The scarf's just because Ever made a Covenant reference and I had to follow up on it."
"Though, hm... we could do a cake... or we could throw him a party. Maybe like, hm... it might get stressful, but if we could get more people together, we could show him more than if just the three of us and our teams did something."
"Also, Ever, you really should get the sleep thing sorted out."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
No voice to cry suffering
Lissa: ...oh my goooosh! :D
-she's still clinging-
You're so soooooft!
-or, well, she got down and is clinging again-
Chrom: -grin- <So, yes, we tend sheep, in full armor.>
-he looks up at her, since she is still about four inches taller-
<You look good, love.>
Megan: Oh! Like this, you've got access to lightning again!
...if you used that. Magic.
Donnel: -meeps in the bubble-
Lissa: ...ow! Static...
No mind to think. No will to break.
Elite Four
Kahili: ... Well then. I wasn't expecting that particular Pokemon.
Ludmilla: I know, right? No one expects her.
-Astarte chuffs.-
-Kahili takes stock. She knows she's pretty much beat, but might as well go out with a bang.-
Kahili: Go, Toucannon!
Ludmilla: Alright, Astarte! Continental Crush!
Kahili: Supersonic Skystrike!
-The two do their poses, their respective Pokemon radiating power. However, Astarte is faster on the draw and drops her massive stone before the Toucannon can begin his strike.-
-The entire arena rocks under the attack, and the hardlight walls distort for a moment.-
Kahili: I expected as much.
Ever might see some sort of teleporter in here.
At any rate, it flashes with light and out comes a Nidoran M, an Omanyte, and someone in an Organization XIII coat who has a checkered scarf tied to it that looks like it was applied hastily.
The One With The Checkered Scarf: "Oh, hey, there, Ever! Didn't expect you to actually come in the basement."
edited 24th Jan '18 1:44:38 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every