Castelia Balcony

Keeping himself from one of his Legendary Facepalms, Colt fished into his pockets and drew the Orange Scarf. "Okay, this one has nothing to do with my Obscuric abilities," he clarified as he drew an illusory sword from behind his head by revealing it with an open palm - scrubbing it into existence, you could say - as he gripped it backhand before letting it hang in midair. "but this scarf will turn you human so that you can speak to them. I also have a blue scarf that turns people into Pokemon - which allows for permanent understanding - but I don't really need it," he reasoned as he made the sword spin and let the afterimages solidify until he had a shield.

He struck the shield in the back with the open palm of Assurance and watched it crack, but no shards flew. Rather, the cracks created the outline of Colt's palmed scaled up to the shield's size. He dispelled everything outside of the cracks and the palm-shaped plated began to stretch out depthwise and created a gauntlet which shrunk to fit his hands. Hearing the metal composing it clank as he wiggled his fingers, he was satisfied and dispelled the metallic glove altogether.

Salvation Cannon Deck

Unsure if he was supposed to, Colt fired the cannons at the mini-guardians, being sure to account for gravity and adjusting for wind as it came.

edited 26th Dec '17 5:12:35 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Mordred: "What."

Artoria: "I am just as confused as you, Mordred."

Mordred: "Right." -She crosses her arms, leaning against a wall.- "What the fuuuuuck."

There's a pause.

Mordred: "You don't happen to have gotten Corrin's phone number did you? Or her trainer, I guess."

Artoria: "Mordred! It was just -"

Mordred: "For once I'm not actually talking about the fact that you two are totally crushing on each other. More to the point that, uh, Mason is a J-team member and this sort of shit is their specialty."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Shaun waves at Gudrunn.-

Shaun: "Ganon, weren't you listening? She's the motherfucking calamity child."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Aspertia City Gym -> City Streets Toward Elsewhere:

"Well it's a good thing I travel lightly, but they're seriously back all the way in Kanto? I was really hoping to not have to get sidetracked, but if that's what I gotta do..." Mark sighed, before adding, "I guess I'll be headed back to Virbank, maybe beat the second gym leader there along the way...or maybe I'll run into one of those Ersatz Alliance stores you were talking about...."

Mark then allowed Chopper to hop on his back before wishing Cheren the best of luck and departing, but not before thinking to himself aloud, "I should probably find at least one more new mon for my team, boost my odds against the next gym leader."

Living The Fever Dream

Oron Mountain

"Well, that's one way to make an entrance."

off the shits

-Hyp looks a bit surprised at this, Tuff is visibly freaked out, but trying to keep cool because she doesn't want to be the one who's the most freaked out about this in the room-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

The GM House?

H̱ȩ̼̙̠̙̣͕l̀l̖o̼̪̹͙̯̮̜ ̞͉t̹̗͓ẖ͓̗͉͡e̼̬͖̘̜̠̕re͕̪̻̯͞,͉̳͓̹̤͘ ̹͓̬͔l̥͕i̛̫̻͈t̬̘̺̭t͖͙͖̖̼l̯͓e̮̰̤̹̮̝͠ ̧̥on̮e̞̤̠͉̲.͕̳͎

O̳̮͖͕n͕͉̻̮͖̮̥e͖̖̻ ҉̳̻̲̘̜͔ͅm̳̣̳a͖̗̙̳̦̱̱͘d̪̘e̜͙͓̟ ̶͕͍̪ͅb̠̙y͇͚̯ ̞͍͍m̷͚an

Y͇̟͖o͈͍̲ͅͅu̬̙͈͕̘̠͍ ͉an͈͖d͍̝͞ ̛y̢̱̙͎͎̦̲o͔̳̱̰u̘̘̗̦͔͓r̩͓s̠̞͖̠̠̥͡ ̮̣̦͖͠w̪i̵̖͎̰l͎͓̣͇͕͉̪͠l͔̬͎̺ ͖̻͞p͏a̷ỵ̞͖̥̺͇ͅ d͔͓e̫͈͝á̫̜̪̦͖̩̩r̨̺̫l̶͓̻̻̫̟̮̝y̺͚̖ ̹̞̣̪f̵̝̬͔̘ͅǫ͙͙̥r͡

Excuse me.

W̜̕h̪̻̗a͔̫̗̹͇͎͡t͝?̹͚̮̝̬͝

You stand before the Lord of Carcosa. Kneel.

I̲̫̥͇̤̮ ͏̞̝̦̯̖͚d̗̗͉̞̝o̮̯̯͞ ̧̥̦͙̗͍̜n͙͠o͔̱̹͓̹̭t

Kneel.

H̴̛o̶̡w̵̛͘̕͢ ̶̢҉͏i̧s̕͠ ̷̨ţ͘h̀͠i̵̵͞͞s͘͞͏ ͢͞h̀͏̀ą̡͞͡ṕ̶͜͜p̴̢͘͟͠ę̢҉̕n̛ì̴̧͢͢n͡͏g͘̕͠?͏̵!͏͘͏͜͞

I am Lord of Carcosa. I am He who is heralded by the Yellow Sign.

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Ẁ̴͓͇͚͍̺͔͖͖̉ͣͫ̐͒̅͗̏̊̀̿̎͠H̷̛̻̥̮̙̻̗̪͙̪̦̖̣̉̄̓̃̐͂ͫ̔ͣͭ́ͭ̕͝Ą̪̫̬̺͚͇̟̙͖̬͍ͭ̆̈́́̏̍̄ͤ̈́̾ͩ̔ͤ́͘͡T̶͇̥̻̙̤̻̺̲̬̝̱̮̑̄̔ͧ́̾ͮ ̇ͭ͐̉̾̇̉̀͗̆҉̶̛͓̬͙͞Ā̤͉͉͕̦̤̳͕̟̜̞̖̘̲̙͖̄̑̇̊ͦ͗̑̈́͑͊ͯ̄̏̃͋̂̋̕͜͜͝Ŗ̄̒̓̈̓͆̓̊ͣ̈́̎͒̀͠͏̧̡̖͓̘̭̫Ḙ̵̖̘͈͙̥͈͔̥̜͎͌̅̾̈̈́̄ͩ̀̆͋̽͡ ̸̬̺͇̱̰͒ͯ̄̑̍͆̀̀͟͢Ẏ̲͔̜̟̗͙̣͉̖̥̰͈̞̣̌͐ͣ̏͋̊ͩ̈́ͪͬ̎̄̓̂̐͐̀̕ͅO̢̟̣̞̰̪͇̫̞̺̤͊͐ͮ͌̾̀͠U̵͐̓ͨ̓͂̇̋͂̽͂̽͌ͭ͢͏̻͕̻̩͔͎͖̭̭̰̼̘͉̜͙̟̝̳̪?̃̎͐̇̃͂͑҉̴̸̹̤̘̟̼̱͔͓̜̠̬̼͞͞ͅ!̡̢̣̗͇̰̪̮ͧ̀͐̆̾ͤͪ͆̋ͣͥ͌̄̇ͭ͐̎̉̆ͅ

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Call my name three times and I shall appear. And because of that, never shall you nor your ilk claim this child. Her soul rests in my tender mercies, and a King shall forever defend their subjects.

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T̨̛̟͓̘͖̎ͥ̑̒̔ͦ͋ͩ͆͗̄̑̕͜H̷̶͙͙͇̘͙̜̩̣̼͍͓͉ͦ̃̋̍͊̃̽ͫͧ̀̚͞͠I̴̤̗̱͇̯͖̟̗̬͚̪̘͚̦̫͇̽͊ͧ́͗ͤ̈́ͤ͛͡ͅS̛̭̺̖̳̞͌̽͆̔̍ͤ̀͐̓ͣ͒̋͐ͩͧ̚̚͜ͅ I̷̹̲̹̍͋ͫ̇̉̆̾ͬS͙̜̥̠͙̫̣̋̀̄͂́N͔̜̞͈͔ͩ̅͂̎̑͠'ͮͪ͂̾̋̚҉̦̣Ṱ̛̰͙̫͚̤̇̓͂ͩ̆͛̉͐ͥ͝ P̟̞͚̰̭̿̄͑͒ͅO̸͉͍̖̘̮͈͛̄̊̆̉͒̚Ş̮̝̰͊̒͒̓S͛͊̑̒̉Ĭ͎͍̍͑B̛̯̻͙͚̠̲ͧ͌̍̐̚L̷̩͇̖͎ͮ͒̄ͬE̓́̔͆

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Begone from my court, bastard child. The King in Yellow decrees it as such.

The GM House

-Ludmilla smiles, hugging her Bounsweet plushie and enjoying the most bizarre of dreams.-

edited 26th Dec '17 5:27:11 PM by DuneTheWanderer

Zoroark Green: -applauds- <Fancy!>

Cephas: <So those scarves are like armbands?>

Deskman:
I could just hand you a scarf or a hat,
But who would want to read a post about that?
I throw you your roadblocks, but fight and get far-
The challenges you overcome make you a star!
So show some pizazz! Spice up the scene!
Bring laughter and joy to the WAAPTer-chat's screen!
But if you're asking why a rap battle's important to me,
It's the challenge accepted by all Johtan bureaucra-cy!

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

-PEFE!Every slowly picks herself up off the floor. Blood is running from her nose and several capillaries in the whites of her eyes have burst, but she's grinning wildly-

-the Chaos fragment screams at her-

PEFE!Every: Shut it.

-she sends out Xeno, Cytosol, and Dazzle-

Dazzle: <Um, what is that?>

Cytosol: <Shadow Solosis?>

-Xeno sighs-

Xeno: <She's messing with forces beyond her control again.>

PEFE!Every: Like hell they are. Contain it.

Dazzle: <Hey, counterpoint? It looks pretty weak, maybe we should just destroy it.>

Cytosol: <Yeah, I can just burn it.>

Cuseinga: <Or I can!>

PEFE!Every: It's not getting off that easily.

-Dazzle sighs, but joins Xeno, Cytosol, and Rotary, adding her telekinetic muscle to pinning the Chaos fragment in place-

PEFE!Every: Rotary, go back to HQ, get another vial. And then a container lined with jammer film. I don't want this thing to be able to TK its way out again.

Rotary: <Uh, I wouldn't be able to carry it.>

PEFE!Every: Then get one of the monkeys to help you. Oh, and soundproof it. I don't like hearing it.

Rotary: <...Right.>

Click!

-PEFE!Every smiles brightly at the Chaos fragment-

PEFE!Every: I can certainly see what makes you dangerous. Even a fragment of your essence nearly killed me. But you made an error.

-the fragment screams at her-

PEFE!Every: You overplayed your hand. Or...showed your hand? I don't know. Both?

-she makes a gesture to Cytosol, and the fragment is lifted into the air and then slammed into the counter. It doesn't seem very bothered-

PEFE!Every: You developed Latios features and capabilities, and you all but told me that you'd drawn on Ever's memories of Muninn to manage it.

-the fragment screams again. PEFE!Every responds by once again having Cytosol slam it into the counter-

Interesting. Your mentality appears to be informed by your physical mass. But irrelevant.

You draw on the minds of those you battle to inform your capabilities. As a drop of essence, you lacked the power required to break even the most basic of mental walls...incidentally, Cytosol, thank you for the practice.

Cytosol: <No problem.>

PEFE!Every: Ever has actively counterproductive mental defenses, so you were able to access his mind. He noticed your presence in his dreams, unfortunately too late to keep you from manifesting telekinetic abilities to shatter the vial. Free to expand, you were able to draw on more of Muninn's abilities, including your resilience to harm and an enhanced telepathic attack. Presumably you then would have drawn on my experiences for further empowering, expanding yourself further to the point where you could be considered an additional instance of your original self. But, when I had Rotary send Ever away, you couldn't access Muninn's powers, you couldn't get into my mind, and that left you weak enough that Cuseinga was able to pare you back to where you'd begun. Scream if I'm right.

-the fragment screams. While it's probably just a generalized response, PEFE!Every's grin widens-

PEFE!Every: I'll admit, it will make weaponizing you against your sibling a little more inconvenient for me. But knowledge of your capabilities is a big step. And I never could have done it without you.

-she tips her beanie to the Chaos fragment-

Click!

-Rotary reappears with Season, who is holding what appears to be some sort of multilayered containment unit-

PEFE!Every: Much appreciated, Rotary. Cytosol, Xeno, Dazzle? In the box.

-the three levitate the Chaos fragment, shoving it into the containment unit as it shrieks-

PEFE!Every: Thank you for the update to your containment procedures. Have fun in solitary!

-she snaps the unit shut, muffling the fragment's screams-

Season, when you get back, please notify Chime that I've upgraded Chaos to extreme biohazard and psychohazard. For now, keep it in a vault, allow as few people as possible near it.

-the Simisage nods, as Rotary teleports her and the containment unit back to HQ-

-someone knocks on the door-

Hotel Staff: Um, is everything alright in there? There have been several complaints about screaming.

PEFE!Every: Oh, um.

Say something cool say something cool

PEFE!Every: Science was happening.

-Cytosol doesn't facepalm, but everyone in the room receives a psychic ping of the relevant sentiment-

edited 26th Dec '17 5:44:29 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Castelia Library Balcony

"I mean, if you wanna think of them that way, sure," Colt mused as he grabbed the Blue Scarf and placed it around his neck.

A Dusk Lycanroc now stood in front of them, wearing a gray jacket and the Blue Scarf. He placed a paw in between his neck and the scarf and removed it. "It's basically an Armband, only much bulkier and they feel kinda nice," he decided.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Shaun can't decide whether to enjoy the show or leave.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

"I'd like to show pizazz and spice up the scene. Ask my team they're quite keen."

Tae and Bishop were healing the others of wounds and status effects.

"But I have a problem just one fatal flaw. My face does not move that way."
"I do what I can but honestly what can I say, emoting competitions between me and and a statue are always at a draw."
"I'll do what I can. I'm happy to play. Hell despite every bit of insanity I'm happy to stay."
"Look at me in this rap battle giving it a shot. Quite frankly I thought my chances at getting anywhere where zip, nadda, not a shot."
"Bureaucratic nonsense, trying to navigate it will only make you drown. But quite frankly I prefer subverting systems, finding a way around."
A small smirk was on his face.

"You see I've gone places where no one has before, I've seen things beyond anyone's own pace. Quite frankly if I can't win the rap battle I've at least beat the space race."
"This is actually kind of fun, a nice change of scenery, a chance to prove that I'm not made of machinery."
"This store hides things beyond expectation, I can feel it. With measures to protect it, and to prevent any great steal."
"If anything the clothing would prove it, the fact that you keep it, when you could just remove it."
"I'm like a Houndoom on the hunt, I'm a inquisitive fellow, and this store will probably bare the brunt."
"Let's start with a bit of history, should help me get out of this rap and solve this mystery."
Silas placed a hand to his chin and his smirk grew wider.

"This little shop, It just sort of showed up. It sells items about personal form of which you can swap."
"I've seen many a strange thing in my time, but I am not blind, the answer is coming to me, and it is quite sublime."
"The J-Team, TruthNFiction Dot Org, tales of pokemon glitches, and rumors sent to the morgue."
"A fascinating subject, often covered and often debunked, so often in fact it left a few in a funk."
Silas turned to the Deskman, a confident look on his face.

"You know I've seen one before, met it face to face. I think the answer is coming to me, a pokemon known for it's relation to form, tell me. How wrong am I. To think a Mew is running this place."

Aspertia, past

-Cheren waves goodbye-

Cheren: Hope that guy enjoys the mess he's getting into.

Castelia

-Gabe facepalms-

-It's not Colton-tier, but it's sparkly, so that's something-

Rock Tunnel

Sora: On one hand, I'm more of a sky person. On the other, I'm bored. So sure.

Celadon

Jackie: It's not contagious! Probably!

Kolemm: Ŗ̠͖̜͎̹̱̬̫̠̹̩̪͇͔͋̍͂͒̇ͮ̎̈ͧ͌͒̀́̕e̶̢̹̩̟̰͆̔͗̾̆ͫ͋̏͢l̵ͥ̽̑̓̉̉҉͎͈̳̼̩̱͉͝ͅà̸̸̛̰̙̙͖̠̪̣͎̭͇̲̻̞͇̫ͮ͗ͩ̑ͤ̍̒͑͋͐ͅͅx̷̳͙̳̝̝̱̳̂̓͛͂̑ͯ͛͌ͫ̽ͫ͜,̧̢̮͔͍̮̞͇ͩ̏ͪ̈́͐͌͊̉ͥ̃̓̉̈̔̉͂̈̈́̌́͘ ̡͇̱͓̱̱̼̞̼͍̭̞̩͇͎̖̼̭͙̖̂ͮ̊ͭͦͮ̄̂ͮ̈́̐ͤ͂͛͑̉̀͢I͚͕̗͇̠̣̻̻͉̼̺͗̅ͣ͒̂͊̀͝͡ͅ ̢̱͎̪͙̙͔͔͚̺̺̓̎̔̒̿̆ͣ̾̑ͯͣ̽͐͝ḥ̢̢̞͈̘̞̠̺͔͚̯͂͋ͫͬͣͨ̔ͮ͐ͪ͞ả̶̧̡͕̣̜̻͉ͪ̏ͯͭ͒̃̋ͭ͆͡v̷̥̦̦̮̻̬͎̙̞̀ͧ̀̀ͭ̎̎ͦͣͧͧͬ̀̕͞͝e̡̲̲͕̭͉̜̞̭̼̟͙̞͔͉̗͊̾ͨ̓ͨ̇͑ͬ̍ͧͬͯ̚͞ ̨̖̜͖͕͍̻̜͈̘̆̏̿ͧͤͫ̿͂ͥ͑̃̆́̎̀̑͝n̸̢̝̳̥͕̻̤̆ͤͬ͒̿͗͆̓̾͛ͮͦ̈̋̀̚͘͡ͅǫ̵̗̗̹̟̠̔͂͛͛ͩ̉̊̋ͧ͆̎ͮ̍ͩ͘͢ ̵̨̭̠̞̼̙̞̙̙̖̟̝͚͓͕͉̩̹̝͊̍̅ͣ̽͋ͦͧ̇̀ͯ̉͆ͮ͜͝iͥ͌̑ͦ̚҉̷̷̖̳̭̰̱̻̙͇͝n̸̴̝͕̟̪̳͕̫̝̭͖͚̯̘̫ͬ͌͆ͯ̌ͬ̌͢ţ̐̑̇̓ͮ͛͗̈́͛ͣ̈́̍͝҉̹͕͔͈͍̳̻̗̬̻̥̝̣̙̲̣ę̶͕͍̘̯̲͈̞͖̥̯͙͛ͣͧ̎̽̐̐ͧ͗ͧ̉̆ͥ̚͟n̽ͬ̏ͣ͋ͫͮͮ҉̸̶͉̝̕͜ͅt̵̒̉͋̍̒͗҉̪͙͈͚͎̫̤į͚͍̩̰̦̪̣͙̯̩͉̦̅́ͭ̈̂̍̓̓̋ͨ̾͊͒̈́̋͜͜ͅȍ̵̗̼͎̳̘̝ͦͩ͆̈́́ͫ̇ͭ͌ͦ́̉͆̋̄̽̂ͥ͢nͦ̿̋̇́͞҉̗̺̮̣̙̤̯̪͖͉̠̠̳͍͈̩̞ͅ ͇͉͕̙̻͎̱̗̭̤̮̎̾̔ͤͪ͑̔̓ͬ̈́͑͊͘͠ͅo̰͇͕̫͐͊͆̌͒̍̄̈̓͊̎̈ͦ̐̚͞f̢̄̎̑͋̏͗̽̓͆̾̍̌̇̾͂̏̈́̚͏̜̹̤̲̝̘͢ ͉̞̳̞͙͖̗͔͉̠͎̻̭̞̤̩̞̹̖ͫ̈́́̏͑̀̉̇ͦ̍͛̈́̇̇͆ͪ͂̒͟͜͠h̴̡̗̳͇̟͚̪̩ͬͩ̄̐̊̃ͧ̔̓̌̈̆̌̎ͪ͌͟͞a̋͋ͪ̂̚͏̢̯̩̫̼̩͉̞̫̮̻̼̤̦͚̼͔͙ͅr̸͍͍̼̩͚̥̱͓̲͙̯̭̭͐ͣ̏̊̎ͭ̊̒ͭ͆ͣ̋͝͠͝m̴̳̞̺̭̲̤̘͙̥̍̏͋̄͛̊͗ͭ̓͑͐̽́ͨ̓͗̈́̊ͣ͘͢ͅi̵̢̛̖̹̲͉̙̹̼̻̖͈̤̪̭̖̇͊̒͗͂͂̉͐̓̎͗̾̍̀̍ͮ̒́͢ͅͅn̢̢̩͙̱̪͉̞͔͔̘̼͉̦̙̱̝̪ͬͭ́͑͜g̷̡̗͈͖̝̥͔̯̩̦ͬ̂͋͛̾̆̾͑̀͗ͧ͘͡͞ ̡̨̧̭͖̠̘͙̤͔̣̰͓̱̘̖̗̭̥ͪ͆̊̄̊̒̎͟å̛͖̣̟̭̺͎͉̬͙ͥ̊͊ͯ̔ͪ̿ͦͧ̏̽̀͠ͅń̵̓̄͆ͦ̑ͧ͊́̌͆̇̾͛͏̨͖͎͈̲̯̳̗̖̣͉͖͖̲̝͙̹ͅy̡̐ͩ͐ͫ͋̚͘͏̵̲͈͎͎̬͚͞ ̟̤͚͈̙̜̻͙̖͎̝̪̣̻͔͉̺̤̿̊̐ͨͧ͟͟ͅơ̵̙̣̳̻̖̞̹͔̟̮͍̬̜̗̾̋̇͊̈̾̍̈́̍̕͝͠ͅf̶̼̫̙̹̟̥̙̣̞͕̥͎͋͂̾͐ͤͭ̊̋̂̾̈́͝͡͡ ̵̢ͩ̔ͨ̽̆́̉̃ͪ̍ͣ͆̿̂̎͌̋ͤ͏̢͚̮̼̬̹̯̝̩͖̟̙̰y̛̱͎͓̻̦̬͓͎̘̤̽͆̂ͧ̇ͤ̊ͫͧ̃̈̓͞ŏ̍ͭ̏ͫ̾ͨ͊ͦͨͨͪ͊҉͖̖̰͈̫̦̬͙̝̜̼̖̖̬̳̜̻́͠ư̧̢̯̦̖̠̬̦͇͈̭͚͉̟̺̬̬͑̌͂ͯ͂ͫ͊ͤ̏ͣ̆̈ͯ̐̍̀̊̕ͅ~̴̶̘̰̜͈̖̮̖̝̬̊͆͋ͤ́͢͞

Oron Fortress

Gudrunn: What Shaun said. Though I may not be the only one, there are some Shards of Calamity running around I know I'm related to from how I react to them but am unsure how... But anyway I got out of the castle and I have a message.

edited 26th Dec '17 6:50:14 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Dominion Forest Outskirts

-Pent felt the drain again and tried to hold back the instinctive flinching. Okay whatever he was going to put together needed to be simple and small and if it was going to be less complex than a pokemon it had to be something that wouldn't be noticed...-

-He reached out with the pen and inscribed a simple circle on the wall, then two arcs within it. A crude representation of a cat's eye but close enough. Now to inscribe enough commands to make it effectively just an invisible camera he could synchronize with-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

???

-Selene kicks a rock nearby, hands behind her back and head tilted upwards, just sort of... meandering.-

Rock Tunnel, Entrance

Alyesha: "Nice~ Wait, let me fetch a spare helmet and protectors~"

With that she kneeled in front of her rucksack, rummaging around in it before indeed procuring a helmet and knee and elbow protectors out of it

Alyesha: "There you go~"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Ganon sighed, <Very well. Deliver with the message.>

The cannon fired a brilliant blue beam similar to the Guardians.

<Oh! Forgot to mention, this thing uses Guardian technology as weaponry!>

-A camera friendo?-

The Pen liked the idea and finished the shelter, -Sorry about the drain by the way. Just tapped out of my reserves doing so. But now we've got a nice secure shelter to keep your body safe as you command that.-

The pen stepped forward and inspected the camera, -Nice. Nice. Simple. Don't blame you for not wanting to go Pokeform. Don't know how that would feel on my end.-

The Pen smiled and looked over other options, -And hey in case you ever want it... I got options for some fun proxy bodies.-

The Pen displayed a few illusionary bodies to Pent, a few starters, -Of course. We could always do something fun.-

A Mimikyu illusion appeared before Pent, -Of course, up to you my friend.-

The options vanished.

Phoenix: Well, hate to take off, but I'd rather be anywhere but here byeeeeee

-Phoenix slaps Gabe and walks away with Alex.-

Phoenix: If he ever offers you candy don't take it

Alex: What?

Phoenix: Nothing. Hey, you wanna see me fight the gym leader here in Castelia?

Alex: You mean Burgh? Yessssss!

-The duo stops by the PMC to heal and continues on their way to the gym.-

Salvation

Recovering from the recoil, Colt was better prepared the next time and instead did not account for wind and gravity, instead setting some illusory crosshairs atop the cannon before firing again, and adjusting them until they lined up.

"This match will get red-hot!" He said as he lined the crosshairs with the mini-guardians. "You're up!" He hollered to the other cannon and whoever was manning it.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Celadon

Megan: I-I know! I mean, I don't know, but aren't those like big city-...somethinging things that the J-Team fights?

Thespi: -focused on the plot-important interesting thing in front of her- <Hm...usually when something says something like that it's like a space alien or lying! What are you?>

<Oh oh oh! Or are you like one of those legendary weapons that's looking for a worthy wielder? Did you choose her?>

edited 26th Dec '17 7:15:33 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Castelia

-Gabe rubs his face from the slap-

Rock Tunnel

-Sora puts her gear on-

Sora: Let's do this.

Celadon

Jackie: Not this one. It's stuck in here.

Rosetta: <For now...>

Kolemm: -chuckles- W̡̡̪̝̥͔̆̾ͧ̆̀̽ͨ̎̆͗̿̓͑̄̅ͭ́̚͠e̔͌̔̓͊́ͯ͞҉̸̳̪̯̝́ͅl̢͙͚̗̠̹͔̙̱̯͂̓ͮ̌̇͗͜͝͝ͅļ̼͕̱̝̄̂̋̇̾ͦͨ͒ͫ͆͛̔͢ ͇͎̩̮̊̾͊͋͌ͣͣ͒̌ͩ̅̓ͯͣ̕͞͞Iͥ͂̓̑ͩ͏̴̥̣͔̙̱͖̞͍̬̙͇͍̭͈̺̻̣ͅ ̴̡̛̘̤͖̖̗̝̳̼̣͓̫̥̾͐̔̄ͪͧ̀͠åͨ͑̑̈̆ͧ̎̐̎͒̓͗̅͏̶͙̰̼͕̜̤̲m̶̨͓̦̘̯͙̭̬͇̜͍̘̟ͯ̒͐ͪͮ ̛͔̻̟̫̗͎̜̼͇͖̠̯̱̜̥͕ͩͨ̋̉̈́̑͊̕l̛͑͛̈́̐ͩ̎̏ͦ̃͑̑̈́͌̈́̀͞҉̧͈̻̝̮͍̯̱͙͔̮͙͉o̵͍̩̺͎ͩ̂ͭͪͯ͒ͤ͗̎̆ͮ͢͜o̷ͦͫ͑̈̑̑͊͊͠҉̭̖̩̘̫͇̞̞̜͈͇̮͔̼̠͕͇͉ͅk̡̉ͣ̃͑̅̌͊́ͦͩ̑̈̕͟҉̹̥̪̠̲̠̻̲͈̳͚͙͇̬̳͎̫͖ͅi̷̯͙̣͓͇̤͖̤̗͈̓̊̈́̏̀͞ͅn̸̹̲̹͇̭̹̘͖̜͍̝͉͈͓̝̅̇̎̚ģ̶͓̹̜̱͇͕͗͐̔ͮ͐ͫͭ̉̈̆͗̅̍̄ͩͧ͒̀͘͜ͅ ̈̂͌̿̽̊̏͌͆ͪ͢͡͞҉̱͚̜̩̜͎̟̠͖͓f̛̛͖͕̞̻͉̘͌̔ͤ̀ͨo̸̧̟͎͇̥̥͕̠̻͉̟͕̮ͣ͊̈͆͂͠r̵̴̡͖̯̘͎͊̐̓ͪ́͘ ̶̧͙̜͎͔̹̟̘͑͊̓̔ͫ̔͌̄̇ͥ̃͊̏͂̎̓̆͘͜m̧̲̝̳̮̎̈́ͬ͊͢y͑̉̐ͫ͒ͧ̽ͩ̂͂̎͏̶͎͚̤̜̺̳̬͇͙̮̲̣̺ ̶͓͍̝͙̭̘̺ͣ̑͂͆r̴̲̗̦̹̪̦̺͇̬̫̫̲͙͑̊ͫͮͩ̃̾́ͫ̍̉ͦ͆̇́͜i̴̴̡̘̟͓̯͙̲̙̪ͥ̾̿̎ͪ́͠͝ģ̨̗̙͚̟̺̘̼̲͍͕̼͚̹̖̩͖̦̪͊̄̄h̡̗͉̬̠͍͕̯̞͙͐ͯ̚͟ͅt̛͕̭̪͉̮̣̭͙͈̲̓̿͐̏ͣ̊ͦ͂́̚͟f̸͍̯̜̘̬͍̙͕ͥ͂͊̍͋̑̍ͥ͗͋̀̆̐̚͜͠ų̧̛͙̟͓̙̬͕̹̺͇̻̞̲̺͚̫̿̄̔̊ͬͥ̔̎́̂̔͌̆l̢̺̰̻͓̪̙͓̞̤̥̮̙ͪ̉̋͑ͧ́͢ ̯̹͍͓͍̣̬̼̇ͨ̿̑̍͂̾̋̄̆̈́ͫͧ́͢b̡̡͚̯͉͍͓͌̊͆̄̋ͨ̈́̌̉ͪͨ͂͆e̵̡̟̩̠̫͎̮̖̟ͧͧ̍ͭͩͬ̎̓͆̃̽ͦ͋́́ͨ̚͟a̗̘̭̱̱̰̬͔̙͔̍͊̓͒ͨ̌͗̈́̃̚͟͞r̛͖̪̞̰̼̩̻̊̄̈́̽́̄̎̃ͧ́̒̆̆ͫͣ̂́̈́̚͝ẹ̵̮̝̥͉̮̮̫̖͕͍͚͈̙̙̭͚̭̳̽ͮ̔͘͞ŗ̘̠̥͙͙̻̗̥̪̖̺̤̖̖͎̄ͧͧ̓̔̓́̕.̵̛̫̣͔͙͓̼͖̜̫̟͉̲͉͖̉͌̀ͩ̒̒̓̈̔̐ͭͨ͛͐̀.̒ͦͧ͏̘̱͕̺̬̖̘̬͓͉̘̬͜.̢̋ͫ̀͌͘͡҉҉͇̺̬̪̺̥̙̠̖̼

Oron Fortress

Gudrunn: -grows more serious- I dunno if you all got this in my party but to everyone that didn't this whole Guardian retrieval thing is a setup.

edited 26th Dec '17 7:23:09 PM by Umbramatic

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Dominion Forest Outskirts

I'm fine being merely an observer at the moment. Besides, the more complex things get the harder it will be to control... Probably. Never done this before.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Rock Tunnel, Entrance

Alyesha gave a thumbs up with a grin, switching on her helmet lamp

Alyesha: "Let's do this indeed~"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Celadon

Megan: ...ah.

Pippy: -warily- <I hope we won't have to fight it anytime soon...>

Thespi: <Ooh! Is there any way we can help with that? We could be like those mysterious strangers, dispensing empire-killing artifacts from the shadows, and then like never showing up again!>

-she tilts her...everything-

<Is that why you called me?>

Vee: -eyeing her- <Hey, uh, Thespi? Who're you talking to?>

No mind to think. No will to break.

Deskman:
A Mew is my manager, this is the case-
A fact perhaps alarming, but no disgrace.
Enjoying your adventure, good, apologies for quarrels-
I simply must test that you don't dare rest on your laurels.

Show me how much you want what you're here for tonight,
To end our surely-you-agree-is-memorable fight-
What promise do you keep? To what do you look?
What will be the next chapter in your life story's book?

Cephas: <I trust you're keeping that thing safe?>

-the Zoroark is startled by the transformation-

Zoroark Green: <I've read legends of humans becoming Pokémon, but I can't say I expected to witness it!>

<...usually they mentioned Mew rather than a scarf...>

Cephas: <Um, yeah, if Mew offers you help, politely decline.>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?