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BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#516176: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:38:11 PM

Lanakila Center

Skye: Yeah, but that's exactly why. You're envious, someone else might be even moreso. Bad things happen when too many strangers know about magical artifacts.

Diane: If you want, we could always—

Skye: You could always go seek one out at spots like Hoenn's Mirage Islands. But there's no guarantees you're gonna find any.

edited 31st Oct '17 8:39:03 PM by BittersweetNSour

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516177: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:39:09 PM

Ula Ula Meadow

Dr. Multiman: FIRE THE RIFT GENERATOR!

-A massive beam cleaves through the Mycellium Spectre and hits the wormhole, creating a muticolored shockwave of light that permeates the sky and horizon-

-All throughout spacetime, things start leaking into one another. In various regions, portals open and diffrent universes slowly start to blend-

Duolis: No...

Party

-Robin reaches down to pet Beowulf when a chill rushes down his spine-

Umbra: Well, I joined when- Huh?

-All look out at the strange lights in the sky-


-Not far from the party Giselle and Trina watch as well-

Giselle: ...So it begins.

Trina: ...This is gonna be a hell of a time.

WAAPT PRESENTS

THE ENTRALINK ARC

OR: THE ENTRALINK IS DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

edited 31st Oct '17 8:40:28 PM by Umbramatic

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AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#516178: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:41:21 PM

Lanakila Party

"Hold the phone, screen your calls, leave a message and I'll call you back." He interrupted. "The MIRAGE Islands? The Islands said to have upwards of 20 years between sightings?" The Unovan compared bluntly.

"Why not just tell me to go chase waterfalls?" He shot back. Then he paused.

"You're deathly serious, aren't you."

edited 31st Oct '17 8:41:48 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#516179: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:42:26 PM

Halloween Party

Jamie: <Is something wrong?>

-Meanwhile-

-Shaun steps outside and stares at the lights.-

Shaun: "Guess I'm about to get wrapped up in something again."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#516180: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:45:12 PM

Lanakila Center

-The two stare blankly-

Diane: ...It's pretty easy to find at least one just by flying really high up above the region.

Skye: Not everyone has a Latias for a friend.

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#516181: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:47:55 PM

Mobius Arship, Bridge

Lily: Turn the lights down low and the sound right up. Thunder, noise, the ending of days! Yo Baron, I can dig it. Raise curtains, enter the Fifth Age!

Hoenn Skies

Some old thing made of tallow and pixels feels the clouds part beneath him. Home?

Hoenn Ground

He had walked the Lonesome Road, and as he itched under the golden bracelet to his surprised it seemed he was approaching home.

Gaulthorn City

She could see the lights from this far out. In her head a sudden veil parted for a moment and she forgot something terrible beyond it. Her opponent was not distracted and cracked a harsh knee in her back

Ocean

Long shadows, deep shadows. The trees rustled like cardboard.

Halloween Party

~Thud~

-Pentigan has collapsed. There is no obvious reason why-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#516182: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:48:48 PM

Lanakila Center

"You have connections to the Eon-" around that point he was interrupted with the aurora from the burst. "Aw, dang it, I knew that those dimensional barriers would burst, but couldn't whichever entity is behind this at least have some modicum of respect for our holidays? It's gonna get a mite exhausting addressing this dressed like [the son of rage and love]," He admitted.

"But yeah, I don't have any flying types." He admitted.

Then Rei, Lucario and Sylveon entered. <The sky is falling!> Sylveon chimed before laughing it off. <I think we'll manage, though.>

edited 31st Oct '17 9:38:41 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#516183: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:55:17 PM

Ula'ula Berry Field

Ephemera: -...Alakazam Exeggcute Voltorb-

Lanakila Center

-Ever snaps to his feet-

Ever: Well, I just sobered up.

Every(?): Oooh, pretty skylights. Do we all die now?

Ever: Hey. My shtick is not caring about my death.

Every(?): You've got time!

Ever: Let's hope. Come on.

-the two run out of the center to find out what's going on-

Malie Center

Pleth: <What the hell?!>

PEFE!Every: What?

Pleth: <Uh...nothing.>

PEFE!Every: What is it?

Pleth: <It's...nothing. Really.>

PEFE!Every: Don't hide things from me. What's going on?!

Pleth: <There is absolutely nothing going on, I am simply easily startled, and you have no cause to be worried!>

PEFE!Every: ...Help me up.

Pleth: <No.>

PEFE!Every: Fine. Rotary!

Rotary: <Um, absolutely not?>

PEFE!Every: I have to know what's going on!

Pleth: <Well, actually, you have to sit in your bed and heal.>

PEFE!Every: ...

Pleth used Detect!

PEFE!Every: Let me go!

Pleth: <You're freaking out over nothing! Which is admittedly on-brand but still. I just heard a noise and got startled—>

-Tuft hops into the room, arms full of snacks stolen from the vending machine-

Tuft: <Hey, aren't we a little far south for the aurora? What's with the sky?>

Pleth: <...>

-PEFE!Every takes advantage of Pleth's distraction to make a break for it-

Pleth: <Dammit! Oh, Ever's going to kill me...>

edited 31st Oct '17 8:56:19 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#516184: Oct 31st 2017 at 8:56:03 PM

Halloween Party

Daydre looks out a window.

"... That cannot be good."

off the shits
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#516185: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:01:18 PM

Ula'ula Berry Field

Brebre: -KO'd-

Ton: Crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

Sol: -sending off a frantic text- I did not see this coming, and I don't know exactly what happened, but it's bad. You kids should get out of here. Go, um. Sing karaoke or something.

Oh, uh, don't blame yourself, blame that ominous airship.

edited 31st Oct '17 9:03:36 PM by Tangent128

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#516186: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:03:16 PM

Ula'ula Berry Field

Celeste: <Um... I vote we run away before grandpa and Forte find us again.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516187: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:12:45 PM

Ula Ula Meadow

-Duolis nods to Sol and Ton, grabs Epherma, Celeste, and Fuego and shadowports out with them-

Party

Lina: What's going on this time?

Robin: Hopefully nothing we're at a disadvantage dealing with...

Gudrunn: It does seem pretty... Large-scale...

edited 31st Oct '17 9:15:15 PM by Umbramatic

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BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#516188: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:13:33 PM

Beyond Space And Time

-The power flashes, and Palkia's Wii U shuts off.-

Palkia: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF— I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH!!!!!

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEE.

Palkia: I KNOW THE SWITCH IS BATTERY POWERED, BUT WE ALREADY HAD THE WII U VERSION!

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Palkia: I KNOW THAT! SPACE LITERALLY BENDS TO MY WILL! BUT IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO THE COMPANY IF WE DON'T PAY FOR IT! WE DON'T GET PAID!

Dialga: ...SKREE.

Palkia: LISTEN, WHEN YOU CAN CONVINCE THE BIG GUY TO GIVE US MORTAL PAYCHECKS, THEN I WILL BUY US A SWITCH. AND BRIGGOO 2.

Lanakila Center

-Everyone stops what they're doing and just stares at the phenomenon. Vierr drops a cup full of punch.-

Echo: ...Well, looks like it begins.

Mobius Airship

-Someone on the airship is grinning wildly. On her desk is a plaque — "Dr. Tina Robinson"-

Dr. Robinson: It's finally here! It's all finally paid off! I cannot wait to see the looks on their faces when they find out who was responsible!

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#516189: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:15:16 PM

 Halloween Party 

-Looking at the lights-

Ann: ...Holy shit.

 Malie 

-Was going for a walk when I notice the huge fuckoff lights and hole ripped in the sky-

I guess Mobius got what they wanted....

 Elsewhere on Ula'ula 

To: Giselle and Trina

From: The Wanderer

Yo, we need to get a move on, because this thing is big enough that the event is likely going to attract some pretty nasty customers, both your enemies and ours, plus there's your group we need to worry about. It'll attract them too.

Judith: -Getting the sudden urge to clean her Morph Gun- All sorts of things, like the demons, or the Red Talon... Shit, you think the Swarm might come here too?

The Wanderer: Not by choice, those oversized psychic cicadas still keep to themselves.

 The Multiversal Void 

-Shadowy beings start traveling the paths, some starting to take on shapes similar to Pokémon. Not Glitches. These things are something far worse-

 Wanderer Corps Barracks, Alliance Capital World, Elsewhere in the multiverse

???: -Picking up his PDA, which has "Commander Calvin Thompson" stamped on it- Richard rarely ever calls, what is this ab-Holy shit!

-Starting to put on his hardsuit-

Guys, there's something big going on, and the Fleet will likely be headed there, but Commander [Static] has a request for us in particular! There's some people he needs us to find, no idea where they are though, though he's given us some guesses based on some of that universe's closest neighbors.

-Soon afterwards they and three others file into one of their ships, a curious design with a rather prominent long bit reminiscent of a needle or horn, and rip through spacetime themselves, as even more ships start flying to other places in the multiverse-

 Beyond Space and Time 

Jill: -Is rudely awakened and opens a wormhole of her own-

edited 31st Oct '17 9:26:01 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#516190: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:18:09 PM

Ula'ula Berry Field

Ephemera: -shrugs-

-Meowstic N Banette Meowstic-

-Jigglypuff Plusle-

-she arrives at the party, and beelines for the karaoke machine-

Malie City

-Ever and Every(?) arrive here-

-Brie drops from the air, along with Amanita-

Brie: Hey! What's going on? The sky's all weird and I think Amanita and I fought an Air Master getting here?

Amanita: Funfact, they're weak to explosions.

Brie: -giggles- Okay, seriously, though, what just happened?

Ever: Well, uh, I'm not entirely sure, but—

Every(?): The end of the world~

Amanita: ...Who's that?

Every(?): Every Memito, at your service.

Amanita: ...Isn't she in the hospital?

PEFE!Every: Not...at the moment.

-everyone turns to see PEFE!Every, who is still wearing a hospital gown-

Ever: Oh Reshiram, why?

Amanita: How many of you are there?

Every(?): Precisely the correct number.

PEFE!Every: Too damn many.

Ever: Well, the one who should be in the hospital right now isn't actually me. She just has the same name and general appearance.

Every(?): How did you manage that?

PEFE!Every: Recombinant Ditto cells. Not the point right now.

Brie: Okay, but seriously, the sky is broken. Why are we not discussing that?

Amanita: Because Ever and his duplicates are distracting us, as usual.

PEFE!Every: I'm not a duplicate. And...unlike the rest of you, I know...what's going on.

Ever: You know, Amanita, maybe if you spent less time criticizing me...

Brie: Or we could listen to Every.

Every(?): Hmmmm?

Brie: Uh, PEFE!Every. Mierda.

Ever: Don't encourage her by listening.

PEFE!Every: Wait, this is my fault! You have to...

-she breaks off midsentence, coughing. Most of it is blood. Amanita and Ever go to hold her up-

Brie: Are you okay?!

Ever: Damn it.

Every(?): Ooh. She'll be joining me soon.

Ever: For the love of Zekrom, Every, will you stop saying ominous shit?

Amanita: This is what it's like listening to you.

Ever: If I were anything like that—

All: Wait, Amanita, Brie, Ever, is that you? Is this some sort of J-team thing?

Ever: Could today physically get worse...

edited 31st Oct '17 9:19:44 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#516191: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:40:40 PM

Pokeworld Studios

Colton sighed, clutching the book while looking at the elevator. He sighed in contentment before he stood beside it, leaving it open for everyone's convenience.

"C'mon, everyone." He decided, having somehow also collected the robot arm. "Let's just go home."

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#516192: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:49:38 PM

From: Polly
To: Tagg, Tangent, Maggie, PEFE!Every, Diane, Pentigan
Attachment: airship.JPG

Intel says pictured airship has detonated an Ultra Wormhole, causing spacetime disruptions.

Req. ID of airship and/or field reports of effects.

edited 31st Oct '17 9:49:46 PM by Tangent128

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Sairento from Sydney Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
#516193: Oct 31st 2017 at 9:52:24 PM

Party

Zach was just helping himself to a Banette themed treat, when the light catches his eye. He stares at it in wonder.

Rargna: <I have a bad feeling...>

Luna: <When don't you?>

edited 31st Oct '17 9:52:49 PM by Sairento

I'm reasonably certain this is a signature.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#516194: Oct 31st 2017 at 10:11:18 PM

Party

To: Polly
From: Pent@Phone
Subject: Transcript

Kin kin, fen fen. Feni? Treven trev an. WHY IS HIS PHONE RECORDING? Kin fennekin! Pawf. Now what did you, oh dear. Why is he passed out on the couch? Ant, treven... Oh dear. ALSO HIS PHONE IS RECORDING Did one of you... Yes one of you pressed voice reply. Hold on I'll handle this.

I'm sorry, Master Pentigan is currently indisposed. Please leave a message after the tone. Beep.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Lawlight Dojyaaaan from In the Love train Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
#516195: Nov 1st 2017 at 2:12:19 AM

Mobius 'Airship'

-Piéta is outside, on top of D 4 C and holding his open parasol. He looks to the sky and laughs. From his parasol, coins starts to 'fall' out and rain down.-

Piéta: 'Opportunity', 'Chance', 'Luck', 'Possibility', 'Roads', 'Power', 'Justice', 'Fate'! Mobius has flipped the first 'coin'!

Krieg's Mindscape

-Another shockwave hits, but this time it continues to rumble.-

Toymaker: This is the one!

Warden: Quick, open the door!

-The prisoner and Balloonman pries the door on the other side. The Warden grabs Krieg and drags him to the door. As Krieg gets closer to the door, the harder it gets to make Krieg go closer to the door, as if he and the door are of the same polarity. With one final push by everyone, Krieg manages to go through the door, and starts to fall to the dark abyss down below. Krieg soon falls, slowly rotating and spinning before seeing a faint white light. Soon Krieg falls faster and faster, and sees that the light is growing bigger, Krieg suddenly hits an unknown wall, that soon becomes a floor, and Krieg rolls to the light, before stopping. Once he stopped he finds himself back to reality, however his head is wet on the side and with a massive headache. Krieg tries to use his right arm to check the wet spot on his head but finds that it is lodged to the wall by two spoons. His free left hand goes to touch it. His hair is matted by the liquid, and Krieg pulls back his arm to see that the liquid is thick and red. Blood. Dazed, Krieg looks around to see Frieden lying on the floor, blood on the side of his head as well, and glaring at him. Al is there too, and the whole room is a mess.-

Frieden: All right you fuck, what did you do to Krieg? ANSWER ME!

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.
redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#516196: Nov 1st 2017 at 3:28:27 AM

Crashed Party
Phoenix: Um.

-He scratches his head.-

Phoenix:I, uh, think we should stop this battle. I forfeit.

-He recalls all of his pokémon, then looks at the lights in the sky-

Phoenix:Is this a normal occurence around the J-Team, or did something just fuck up REAL bad?

Radioactiveboy Murder Murder Murder!!! from Digital World Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Murder Murder Murder!!!
#516197: Nov 1st 2017 at 4:27:55 AM

Outside Party

SN, who had been talking to the other Asimov guys and was actually having a good time, suddenly felt a weird radiance cover the area,...and looking up into the sky he could see why. Something was happening, and he could essentially FEEL his eyeballs seeing something he'd never had before. "...Holy Shit."

Suddenly, from behind him came none other than...Queenie, in what was essentially a gentle tackle, clinging to him with both arms. "TEDDIE!" She cried. "Teddie WHAT is that in the sky?! You're smart! You know smart things! SO TELL ME!"

Super Nerd was basically being thrashed back and forth as he looked to help for anyone nearby. "I don't know! P-Please stop sha-a-a king Meeeeeee-e-e-e!!!"

Dab for me.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#516198: Nov 1st 2017 at 4:40:47 AM

Halloween Party

-After some dancing Tori stops by the desert table, possibly dragging Lane along with her-

-Of course the sky explodes before the young woman in a 2B costume can actually enjoy the snacks-

Tori: "Well that's almost certainly a bad thing..."

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#516199: Nov 1st 2017 at 4:55:16 AM

Multiversal Void

-Four beings are ripped from their universe and begin to travel to ours...-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#516200: Nov 1st 2017 at 5:03:20 AM

Lanakila Panic

Colton sighed, grabbing his 'mons 'balls and giving them the option to return. Rei was the only one who took the opportunity; Sylveon and Lucario were curious as to how this would end.

They all walked outside and looked at the sky, unsure of what was happening. Until his phone buzzed and he got a message from Unova.

From: The Boss

To: Colton Rever

Something's wrong with the Entralink!

He pocketed his phone, now at least somewhat aware of what the issue was.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

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