ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Mobius Airship, PEFE!Every's Room

-PEFE!Every has been attempting to replicate the waveform given to her by Chime, using Xeno, Cytosol, and Rotary-

PEFE!Every: I don't get it. I'm replicating this perfectly. Why isn't it lasting?

Xeno: <Because you're blinkered by your humanity.>

PEFE!Every: Probably. But—

-she pauses-

PEFE!Every: Wait.

Xeno: <Oh no, did I give you an idea?>

PEFE!Every: Yeah. See, when Chime found the energy field originally, it was anchored around the Nihilego venom, right?

Xeno: <...Oh no.>

PEFE!Every: So maybe it needs to be centered on something. Possibly something organic.

Xeno: <...This is a bad idea.>

PEFE!Every: But it'll be interesting. Xeno, Rotary, Cytosol, do it.

-the three psychic mons create a field of rippling energy-

-and PEFE!Every sticks her hand into it-

Xeno: <Oh sweet Landorus I thought you were going to use a stick.>

Ruins of Abundance

-Mason takes a step back from Gabe-

Mason: Please don't do that.

-Mako facepalms. Mason coughs awkwardly.-

Mason: Well, uh, since— since that surprise is out now, I guess it's only fair if I tell you about this.

-An almost lifelike apparition of a sleeping Umbreon appears in front of him.-

Mason: I can make illusions. That's sorta my specialty. Really good Obscura illusions.

edited 16th Oct '17 8:02:36 PM by BittersweetNSour

Shaun: "Huh. Cool."

Tsunami: <Wait he's essentially magic and still didn't believe you->

Shaun: "Let it go, Tsunami."

Seafolk village

EJ chuckled. "Literally is right. Barely made it off, since the captain's Dhelmise wouldn't weigh anchor. Had to eyeball it."

Seafolk village

EJ chuckled. "Literally is right. Barely made it off, since the captain's Dhelmise wouldn't weigh anchor. Had to eyeball it."

Mobius Airship, PEFE!Every's Room

PEFE!Every: Well?

Xeno: <It's been two hours, and the field's still stable. Furthermore, it affects any tissues extracted, though it's weak enough to be cancelled in those.>

PEFE!Every: Well! Hopefully this should have no long-term consequences whatsoever.

Xeno: <When you die, just skip the Spirit Games.>

Ruins of Abundance

Gabe: Woah, cool!

-he leans down to look at the illusion Umbreon-

So you're one of those people with Pokemon powers?

Seafolk Village

Jackie: Oh wow. Must be nice being on dry land.

-looks around-

...Sorta.

Ruins of Abundance

Mason: Yeah, you could say that. Sort of like a glorified Zoroark.

-He waves away the illusion.-

Mason: It comes in handy when I don't want to be seen. Or, if the case may be, if I want to be seen like someone else.

-Beat-

Mason: Uh, before you ask, no, I'm not faking my appearance right now. I'm real.

Ruins of Abundance

Gabe: Cool! I always heard that stuff was just rumors or folktales but now I know it's true! Can you clip through walls too?

Ruins of Abundance

Mason: Well, I can't, but I know some that can. Er, that some can.

Mako: <As you can see, he's great with words.>

PEFE HQ

 [Skye]: i jus dtont get it 
 [Skye]: how did rhey get away with literally any of tthis 
 [Skye]: how did they let sakura wear 
 [Skye]: THAT 
[Diane]: Skye are you drunk watching From Space With Love again 
 [Skye]: im not drunk 
 [Skye]: okay maybe al ittle drunk 
 [Skye]: sakura was SIXTEEN 
 [Skye]: SIXTEEN DISNE 
 [Skye]: ONE SSIX 
[Diane]: Skye it's past midnight 
 [Skye]: An then fuckgin 
 [Skye]: shoehorned romance 
 [Skye]: not even gay shoehorned romance 
[Diane]: It was a little bit gay for Kaito 
[Diane]: They kissed Lucius and still thought they were a boy at heart. That's gay enough to me. 
 [Skye]: but they OPRTRAYED IT AS STRAGIT 
 [Skye]: THY WERE BARELY OUT TO ANYONE 
 [Skye]: LUCIUS PROBABLY STILL THOUGHT IT WAS STRAIGHT 
 [Skye]: AND EVEN IF NOT 
 [Skye]: AGAIN 
 [Skye]: SIXTTEN 
 [Skye]: THEY WERE KIDS 
 [Skye]: WE WERE ALL KIDS 
 [Skye]: THEY TIIK ADVANTAGE OF 
 [Skye]: EVERYNES YOUTHFUL INNOCENCE 
 [Skye]: AND F RAGILE CONVEPY OF SEXAUTILY 
 [Skye]: AND PUT SKAURA IN WHAT LOO KLSIKE AN AELIN STRPIIER OUTGIT 
 [Skye]: AND SOLD IT 
 [Skye]: did any of the actors even get paid 
 [Skye]: the ybetter havef ucking paid everyone 
 [Skye]: im gonna fight poekstars diane 
 [Skye]: if we ever go to unova again therye gonna catch these hands 
[Diane]: I know love 
[Diane]: You need to catch some sleep now though 
 [Skye]: no 
[Diane]: Don't make me come over there and carry you to bed personally 
 [Skye]: i dare you 
[Diane]: I'm gonna do it 
 [Skye]: fuckin do it 
[Diane]: I warned you

edited 17th Oct '17 12:19:55 AM by BittersweetNSour

Shaun: "Of course."

Mobius Airship, PEFE!Every's Room

Xeno: <Going strong at almost 12 hours.>

PEFE!Every: Hm. I'm kind of hoping that it goes away soon.

Xeno: <If only there were some way that this could have been avoided. For example, not sticking your hand into an unknown energy field.>

AU Lacunosa

-Mikey's Dark Pulse knocks away a few Jellicent-

-Kage, meanwhile, has stopped fiddling with his phone-like device. He returns All Might-

Kage: Not as good as I'd hoped, but it'll do for now. Everyone! Return your Pokemon and link hands! I can get us out of here!

POKEWORL STUDOI

Amélie follow the group.

Amélie: "Guys. I'm starting to think this may be creepy."

She snatched some films from the film room, she got half her bag full of this.

"Okay, let's move to the obvious bait who will spread us apart. Surely one of us will die now. Do we have minorities? I'm pretty sure I won't die, I got green hair, I must be the protagonist..."

Poni Island

Within time, Colton had found his way to Seafolk.

He entered the Wailord-shaped shack, where he would probably be chilling for a good while munching down on stuffs.

Pokeworld Studios

"Oh, you just noticed it being creepy now?

"If you ask me, whoever did this is trying too hard, if that makes sense," Colton remarked. "The layout of this place kinda yields to jumpscares and whatnot, which have all the staying power of Whimsicotts in your living room - remembered for all the wrong reasons," he explained.

Pokeworld Studios

<This just gets more and more fun!> Malice happily exclaimed.

"Just stop, Malice," Said Etran.

Ruins Of Abundance

Cotton: <WORDS ARE GREAT>

Gabe: Coooooool.

AU Lacunosa

-Shizuo recalls Mikey and everyone links hands-

edited 17th Oct '17 12:17:32 PM by Umbramatic

Ruins of Abundance

Mason: Yeah.

-He coughs a bit-

Mason: Anyway, ahem, we should get out of here before we get too high off of deity-tier sleep gas, I think.

Ruins Of Abundance

Gabe: Er, right!

-He heads off with Cotton-

edited 17th Oct '17 12:50:47 PM by Umbramatic

Elizabeth: "Oh no. I'm Alolan-slash-Sinnohan, female, and bisexual. I'M SCREWED."

Lyra: <Wait, I'm a pansexual female Kadabra. Which one of us dies first?>

Elizabeth: "Oh no, we're both screwed."

Haku: <...>

-He's smirking slightly.-

Lyra: <Remember us, Haku! Tell Olivia she owes me 500 Poké!>

-Haku rolls his eyes.-

Shaun: "Yeah, I don't fancy being knocked unconcious..."

-He buttons his coat, then he and Tsunami exit the ruins.-

Pokéworld Studios

Colton sighed. “You want minorities?” He began. “Let me just go onto any one of my social media sites and check to see what the most trending post is for all the wrong reasons.

“Nah, too easy. The ultimate minority, that’s me. Ahem...” he inhaled very sharply.

“I enjoy [Nickelback] unironically.” He stated as flat as he could.

Lyra: <I am so sorry.>

Tapu Village

-One arduous trek back through the desert and possibly a couple days' worth of recuperation later, Mason is back here. He's gotten the pottery shards sealed in a container to keep the mysterious fragrance from fading.-

Mason: Now, the tricky part of this is gonna be finding someone to identify this stuff without being all "we'll take it from here boys you go home"...

The other side was pretty dang empty, and when everyone made it through the door slammed shut.

A intercom came on, "I was gonna say something about Mareep for my flock and how I didn't deserve this fate."

Out of the shadows stepped a human figure, only human wasn't entirely proper. He was a ink glob fellow, wearing a old uniform with a singular name tag stuck to his ruined shirt. "Kevin Davis". "You probably already figured out I've been stalking you, and honestly trying to get out of this place has been rough, seems I can't leave stuck like this."

"I was gonna do something big but after hearing about the [Nickleback] bit, I'm not sure where to go from there. This is what you people listen to now and days? I've been trapped in here for maybe 50 years if I can think straight."

He stepped back and the door closed, the intercom came back on, "You didn't even really dig that hard for my cassette tapes. You know detailing who I am, what I do here. My history and why I'm pissed off at Alan, pretentious prick. Or did the writer forget to put those in?"

A sigh, "Doesn't matter," a bell started to ring, "FEEDING TIME!"

Ink started to pour in, as near the door, appeared the familiar shape of Zachary.

Pokeworld Stu-

“GET BACK!” Colton hollered, metaphorically hiding behind his Bug-type that he just sent out.

“Electroweb!” He hollered as 9-Volt sent out said attack. If it connected, no doubt it would sent a debilitating electric current through Zachary’s inky body.

edited 17th Oct '17 3:42:38 PM by AbsentCoder