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Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#503276: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:23:30 PM

Hau'oli

-Luckily for him, the knight is both more perceptive than most other things in existence, and is also very very quick with reactions, and catches the bird-

"... You are a very clumsy creature, aren't you."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#503277: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:25:45 PM

Hau'oli

-The Honchkrow is caught-

Sholto: "Somewhat, yeah. This is probably just because I woke up just a bit ago falling from the sky, though."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#503278: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:26:13 PM

Brooklet Hill

Lucani: -Rams into the Wishiwashi with a Spark- <Take this!>

Wishiwashi: -Looses about three quarters of her health. Despite her size, she's about as tough as an average member of her species on its own, which is... not very- <ARGH!!!>

-Fires a Brine-

Lucani: -Loses about a quarter of his health- <That stings!>

Wishiwashi: -Angrily- <Goo-

-Net Ball'd-

Wiggle...

Wiggle...

Wiggle...

Click!

Congratulations! Tagg caught a Wishiwashi!

Would you like to give it a nickname? (Y/N)

Legion joined Tagg's party!

edited 1st Apr '17 1:26:30 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#503279: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:27:00 PM

Hau'oli

Shadar: "Do birds like you normally speak? I find myself in an unfamiliar place and I do not know if this is typical or not. I would not be surprised either way."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#503280: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:31:26 PM

Heahea

Human!Scouter: "Well, that would explain things!"

"...Certainly with that outfit!"

Hau'oli

Sholto: "Excellent question! If by speak, you mean speak languages in general, then yes. If you mean speak human languages, not usually, but we're a kind that can pick it up easier than others because we tend to be more skilled at mimicry."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#503281: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:34:13 PM

Hau'oli

Shadar: "So you're just a normal bird then. There's a difference between mimicry and mostly fluent articulation of a language, though. Considering how many I've had to learn, I feel safe in making that statement."

"I am discussing linguistics with a bird."

"This is interesting."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#503282: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:39:28 PM

Hau'oli

Sholto: "Oh, of course, I grew up learning a few myself. I just meant from a sound-making standpoint, it can be easier to produce sounds you might not necessarily be familiar with because it can be kind of a pain to make the transition from this" <to this> "without much experience otherwise."

"But anyway, now I'm curious which languages you know, if you don't mind me asking."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#503283: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:46:35 PM

Hau'oli

Shadar: "It will mean little to you, I believe, but since I'm apparently continuing this discussion despite it being one of the most surreal circumstances I've been in, I don't think I care. Aside from this language, I speak draconic, elvish, infernal, abyssal, sylvan, primordial, and celestial. Granted, that is not the order I learned them in, and elvish was developed from sylvan, as well as infernal and abyssal share the same general word and sentence structure, making those easier to learn once I had one down."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#503284: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:49:02 PM

Chapter 6

   The West Wing   

-As Gudrunn enters the West Wing, she notices something is very, very wrong.-

Gudrunn: -frowns- No tiddies...

-She passes strange objects... a picture of a blond man hugging a woman with a yellow helmet obscuring her face, a dartboard with a black-clothed man's portrait pinned to it, an empty pudding cup with childlike letters scrawled onto it...-

-After all these Gudrunn finally stumbles upon a rose floating in a glass container-

Gudrunn: This is... Mesmerizing...

-She reaches out to touch it...-

-And Shizuo bursts in, roaring-

Krookodile!Shizuo: <FIRST YOU REFUSE TO EAT MY COOKING, THEN YOU ALMOST TRASH THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I HAVE?!>

Gudrunn: -staggers back- The rose?!

Krookodle!Shizuo: <...Oh, that. That's important too, don't break that. BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD PUDDING CUP! GET OUT OF HERE!>

Gudrunn I thought I was your prisoner?!

Krookodile!Shizuo: <I softened up the punishment system when the curse happened. You were just in time-out for 15 minutes UNTIL THIS! NOW GET OUT!>

-Gudrunn runs, finding Maximus-

Maximus: <Wait, we're making a break for it?>

Gudrunn:I'm just wondering why I didn't think of this sooner.

-They flee the castle...-

-And run straight into the Keatons-

Keatons:    Play?   

Maximus: <Maybe this was a bad idea...>

Gudrunn: High Horsepower!

-Maximus slams into one of the Keatons hooves first, but is quickly literally dogpiled by the others. The others start to surround Gudrunn-

Gudrunn: No... I don't want to be cuddlepiled!

-There is a roar-

Krookodile!Shizuo: <You don't have to be!>

-Charges toward the group-

<I forgot about you guys! Seems I'll have to clear you out!>

Shizuo used Earthquake!

The Rockruff Keatons fainted!

-Still standing, however, is the Fire Emblem Keaton-

Fire Emblem!Keaton: <My treasure hunting buddies! You bastard!>

-Transforms into his Wolfskin form and flings Shizuo into the trees... Repeatedly.-

-Shizuo finally manages to knock him out with a Brutal Swing, but collapses himself-

-Maximus and Gudrunn try to make a run for it, only for Gudrunn to stop and look back at Shizuo-

Maximus: <What? I thought we were making a break for it!>

Gudrunn: We were, until someone saved our asses.

The Castle, a short time later

-Gudrunn patched the prince up quickly - though, not without his protests.-

Krookodile!Shizuo: <Ow! Easy on the rubbing alcohol!>

Gudrunn: Rubbing alcohol? This is wine!

Krookodile!Shizuo: <Wine?! What kind of medical training did you even get?>

Gudrunn: What medical training?

Krookodile!Shizuo: <Arrrrgh why are you even doing this>

Gudrunn: Because you saved me!

Krookodile!Shizuo: <...Oh. Um, no problem. Didn't even break a sweat.>

-Gudrunn smiles-

-And so a bond started forming!-

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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#503285: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:52:06 PM

Melemele

Azure looks at Custard.

Azure: "... I'll say."

Daydre comes around a bend somewhere and spots Azure.

"Oh, that's where you went.."

off the shits
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#503286: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:52:15 PM

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Suddenly a Araquanid and a Lycanroc (Nightform) - both also clad in a stereotypical villain getup and "flying" - appeared besides Aicha.

Aicha: <May I present my most honored prank team? We shall know proceed to pull the ultimate prank, we shall derail the plot on all levels>

edited 1st Apr '17 1:53:31 PM by Sergey_Smirnov

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#503287: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:55:19 PM

Hau'oli

Sholto: "Huh. True. I don't recognize any of those languages, but I do get the similarity between them making things easier. I got [English] easier because of Kalosian and [German], at least."

Heahea

Human!Scouter: "...Certainly didn't expect that music in this context!"

"And now I have a good reason to stay in here with the rest of you for the rest of the day, likely!"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#503288: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:56:35 PM

Soz for late post, was aslep.

Mele-mele
-Daeris sees Nissa-

Daeris: "Well, there's one of them. Hello, Nissa. No, I haven't. I am going to go find civilization. Coming?"

-In true Daeris fashion, she walks off in a pseudo-randomly chosen direction.-

-Surprisingly enough, in the direction of Hau'oli city, too.-

-Never let it be said that Daeris doesn't have a damn good sense of direction.-

Hau'oli City
-Daeris, and the other two, should they have followed, arrive.-

-Daeris notices a certain half-drow.-

Daeris: "... Shadar. Also a crow of some desription, but you're significantly less interesting to me right now."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#503289: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:57:23 PM

Hau'oli

Shadar: "Indeed. So languages in this world are based on region, not race. Interesting. Tell me, my feathered friend, where are we right now?"

-Stops and looks at Daeris- "... Daeris Shadowsong. Interesting. I thought I had run into Tierce, but there is a dragon that simply resembles her within this realm. I find that entertaining."

-He looks up- "Unlike you, however, I do not believe a confrontation would be wise. The Weave apparently is not woven into this world, so you are powerless save for that toy on your back, and I still have access to most of my abilities."

"... This world is interesting."

edited 1st Apr '17 1:59:09 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#503290: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:01:01 PM

Melemele

Custard: -waves awkwardly at Daydre- Uh...hi. Where have I landed?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#503291: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:05:43 PM

Hau'oli
-Daeris nods.-

Daeris: "I had noticed that. And that is highly ironic and amusing, yes. Though I am saddened to hear that another being matches Tierce's... simplemindedness. Nissa as well is trailing behind... somewhere."

-She stares at a car as it drives past.-

Daeris: "What in the Hells is that?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#503292: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:06:42 PM

Hau'oli

Sholto: "Well, there's differences between human and Pokemon speak, but that's negligible. Interesting that the species divide ended up forming the langugae barriers there, though."

"But uh... we're in the Alola region, a tropical archipelago region that's common to go to on vacation from where I'm originally from. But more specifically, this is uh..."

-He looks around-

"I think Hau'oli on Melemele Island. I was on a different island, but I'm apparently here now."

-He then sees Daeris show up-

Sholto: "You two know each other and want to fight? I would say I'm probably on this guy's side if it comes down to it just because he seems nicer than you're being, but I'd probably want to know why you're fighting before I commit on that."

"And oh, that? That's a car. A mechanical means of transportation."

edited 1st Apr '17 2:07:26 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#503293: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:07:39 PM

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Aicha: <But... I shall give you one chance to stop me, if you can pull but one prank on me I shall not go through with my plan.>

Mireille: -to both Sergey and Human!Scouter- ~She just said we will need to prank her to stop her from going through with her plan of derailing the plan.~

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#503294: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:10:01 PM

Hau'oli City

-The space around the beach seems to warp and someone that would have a passing resemblance for a certain trainer comes out, wearing a green hoodie, blue jeans, sneakers and a blue hat-

???: Hmm...

-Looking around-

This seems like one of the Pokémon verses, but not one I've been to before. It feels... weird, wish Pikachu was with me. He'd probably appreciate this.

-Pulling out a holo-map-

Doesn't seem to be on any of the Alliance's charts, but I guess I can stick around for a bit before leaving. It's not every day I get to visit Poké-Hawaii.

And luckily, no demons. Yet anyway.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#503295: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:12:50 PM

Hau'oli

Shadar: "Thank you, my friend."

-He doesn't turn to look at Daeris- "Automobile. The Ceurth had actually managed to develop some just before being wiped out. Though powered by different sources."

-He scratches under Sholto's head- "I do not believe she intends to fight me. That would be incredibly foolish on her part. The city would be leveled and she would perish for nothing. The disciple of Melusine is not a fool."

"Though another question, what kind of Pokemon are you, and do you have a name? What Island were you on originally? I am interested in this world and it's creatures."

-He notes the man appearing on the beach, because, again, it's hard for almost anything to slip by him, despite the craziness that is all the activity in a city-

That rift... interesting. Very interesting.

edited 1st Apr '17 2:23:29 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#503296: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:15:30 PM

Hau'oli
-Daeris shakes her head.-

Daeris: "There is a difference between polite and nice."

"But I digress, that is not here. Indeed. I'd really rather not die... wherever the hell we are. Because that would be the end result."

-Her attention is drawn back to another car.-

"How do they work?"

edited 1st Apr '17 2:16:30 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#503297: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:21:11 PM

Heahea

Human!Scouter: -to Mireille- "Ah! Understood fine, though thank you for the clarification!"

"Though, this does increase the possible need to go outside, then!"

Hau'oli

Sholto: "Oh, that's good. That way we can stay friends despite whatever this is about!"

-Sholto's chin is scratched and he makes a happy caw-

"And my name's Sholto. I'm a Honchkrow. Most of my abilities have something to do with shadows or my avian nature, for reference."

-to Daeris- "Maybe, but he seems to be both in my experience. Being on opposing sides can make that hard to tell, though."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#503298: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:21:48 PM

Melemele

Daydre awkwardly waves back.

"Uh.. hello. This is Melemele island."

She leans in and whispers to Azure. "Is she what made that crashing noise"

Azure: "Yes"

off the shits
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#503299: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:23:08 PM

Melemele

Custard: Oh, wow, I've never been before. It's a lot more...inhabited.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#503300: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:24:49 PM

Chapter 7

A house in the village

-Meanwhile, however, trouble was stirring...

-Brewing would be better!-

-Don't question my vernacular.-

-The Tick and Clippy are sitting across from Alonya and Sombra-

Alonya: So, whatever you two are, you want us to do something for you. But what?

The Tick: {Well you see, this woman won't budge to our pleas for help. So we must resort to more shifty measures... COERCION!}

-Beat-

Sombra: <I can't understand him. Can you understand him?>

Alonya: You're going to have to provide some alternate form of communication, sir.

The Tick: {...I don't think they can understand us. Cue the flipbook, Clippy!}

Clippy: {Yay! I love the flipbook!}

-They brandishes a surprisingly well-illustrated flipbook to show Alonya...-

Alonya: ...You want me to confiscate this girl's Skarmory?

Sombra: <Sounds despicable. I love it!>

-Alonya thinks, then smirks-

Alonya: Sounds simple enough. Provided enough pay, I'll take the job.

-The Tick and Clippy high-five-

The Castle

-On the plus side, Gudrunn and the prince were starting to actually like each other!-

-Cut to a montage of Shizuo and Gudrunn throwing snowballs at each other, eating at the same table willingly, and throwing snowballs at each other at the dinner table.-

-It got to the point the others hosted a dance for them!-

-The two are together in a ballroom, Gudrunn in an elaborate blue dress and Shizuo in a Krookodile-fitted bartender's suit-

Krookodile!Shizuo: -fiddles with his bowtie- <I'm not so sure about this...>

Gudrunn: It'll be fine. Just one dance. One good time.

-With that, Shizuo smiles and takes her hand, and they dance.-

-After the dance, the prince showed Gudrunn a secret.-

Shizuo: -pulls out a handmirror- <It gets boring being stuck in this castle. So I use this mirror to see anything I want in the outside world.>

Gudrunn: -takes the mirror- Show me Kass!

-The mirror shows her this, to Gudrunn's confusion-

...Um, my Kass!

-The mirror shows the Kass in question crashing to the ground during a storm-

...He's in trouble! Oh no, I need to help him...

Krookodile!Shizuo: <Well, what are you waiting for! Go get him!>

Gudrunn: But I thought-

Krookodile!Shizuo: <Again, you were only in timeout for fifteen minutes on the new cuteness-based punishment system! Also, this is your friend, you can't leave him in jeopardy!>

Gudrunn: -nods- All right.

-looks around a bit, then straight at Shizuo-

I will say I'll miss you...

Krookodile!Shizuo: -hands her the mirror- <Take this, then. So you can see me whenever you want.>

-Gudrunn smiles and heads off to find Maximus. Shizuo sighs-

<...And... I'll miss you too...>

Gudrunn's house, later

-Kass wakes up to find Gudrunn and Maximus looking at him-

Kass: <Aaaah... We're all right?>

Maximus: <We were worried about you...>

Gudrunn: But don't worry, you're safe no-

-a knock at the door-

-Gudrunn opens it to find Alonya, Sombra, The Tick, Clippy, and a bunch of angry villagers-

Alonya: Hello, miss. We're here to confiscate your Skarmory.

Gudrunn: ...

...What?!

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