ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Heahea, past

-To Other!Umbra-

Nice to meet you as well.

-To Other!Tangent-

A celebrity, huh?

Other!Tagg: And one I wanted to recruit for the PEFE as well. Do you know a guy who goes by Tracer?

Yeah, he's a fellow PEFE member.

Other!Tagg: Well in our verse, he was the guy who saved Unova from Team Plasma with Zekrom's help. As for how we got here, now that's a bit of a story.

Heahea, tonight

-Hanging around the entrance

That couple nights ago sure was something else, huh?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Hau'oli

Joseph: Oh? Stolen? By who? What people with masks?

Another green world.

Hau'oli

(Culverton suddenly looks suspicious.)

Culverton: ...yes, we indeed had important company property stolen by two individuals in celestial-themed masks. How did you know?

(Piper freezes.)

Tastes better on the way back down.

Heahea, past, near Maggie

-Egghead translates, Gudrunn nods and smiles-

Gudrunn: Thank you, thank you both.

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Kass: <The Sorceror soon used forbidden rituals for his gain,>

<Summoning minor Glitches, ignoring reality's pain,>

<But this problem became truly traumatic,>

<When he learned of a beast called The Fanatic.>

Heahea, near Tagg

Other!Umbra: With... Lots of twists and turns, to say the least. ^_^;

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Hau'oli City

Joseph: ...oh. Your Sylveon said it!

Another green world.

Hau'oli City

(Culverton blinks.)

Culverton: ...you can understand Piper?

Tastes better on the way back down.

Hau'oli City

Joseph: Well...yeah! Can't-

-he blinks, then giggles-

Joseph: Oh, sorry. I forget that people don't sometimes.

Another green world.

Hau'oli City

(Culverton think for a minute, then his face suddenly lights up in an epiphany.)

Culverton: Saaaay... are you a member of the J-Team?

(Piper headtilts at her Trainer.)

Piper: <What's a J-Team?>

Tastes better on the way back down.

CU, Realm of H-n-K

-Pent just tries to remain composed as he crushes his summoning card behind his back. In the swirl of black and azure flame his Persona materializes and likewise remains in a silent but ready stance-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Near Culverton

-Joseph nods-

Joseph: That's right!

Another green world.

Hau'oli City

Culverton: Ah-ha! You are renowned for your acts of heroism, correct?

Piper: <I'm confused...> :?

Tastes better on the way back down.

Hau'oli City

Joseph: I, ah, guess you could say that! Though I really haven't done much heroic lately.

Another green world.

Realm of Hi-no-Kagutsuchi, Yesterday

-The yellow yellow eyes with crosshair-like pupils smirk at the Contractors.-

Hi-no-Kagutsuchi: Hmmmm... This will be fun... But first... A bit about me... I thought the and thought of the best way to kill you and I thought of a most fun idea... Death by irony! But but for that... I needed someone you all knew...And for that... *hmhmhm* Maybe some of you have meet or noticed a Jigglypuff with red eyes in the recent days...

-Ren blinks.-

Ren: That was...

Hi-no-Kagutsuchi: Correct! But interrupt me again lover boy and see what happens. Now. Where was I... Ah... Yes... After watching your nauseatingly close group for a few weeks I found me an appropriate victim.

-Hi-no-Kagutsuchi scrapes a circle in the ground around Psyche with a clawed finger.-

Hi-no-Kagutsuchi: -looking a Joseph, Jacob, and Verax- Of course, fairy boy's boyfriend and the twins there were better matches for me... Buuuut...

-Hi-no-Kagutsuchi prods Psyche's body.-

Hi-no-Kagutsuchi: This little psychic was a good match and came with the bonus of psychic aura...

-Psyche body levitates as her body and limbs are being made to move like if they were being moved with puppet strings.-

Hi-no-Kagutsuchi: Now here's the question of the day. Can you guess what my idea is now?

-Hi-no-Kagutsuchi's expression has a rather shit-eating sneer on his face and fully expects everyone to know what he plans to do.-

edited 24th Mar '17 8:45:21 PM by keys2tkingdom

CU

-Joseph's head darts up-

Joseph: Hey! You weren't gonna-!

Another green world.

CU

You're going to make her fight us to the death. Power-boosted by your abilities so she even stands a chance against a full party of Persona-toting professional heroes. It's the obvious choice.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Hau'oli City

Culverton: Well, I'll give you and your friends a chance to do something! How would you feel about tracking down those thieves for me?

Tastes better on the way back down.

Psyche's telepathic voice rings out to the Contractors. ~Guys, you can't let this asshole use me like this. You break every bone in my body, decapitate me if that's what it takes, but what ever the fuck it takes, this bastard does not take me alive, capiche?~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Ro HNK

Daydre looks slightly nauseous at the thought of possibly having to kill Psyche. Even if they didn't know each other that well, she couldn't just...

Hopefully things didn't come to that.

"If this is anything like all those video games I've played, we're going to have to fight her, yeah?"

off the shits

Heahea - Past

Sergey gave a slight sigh of relief

Sergey: "Well I already have a baby... I can take care of one of the eggs but I sadly don't think I could could propely care for 3 babies so err... would you maybe be willing to take one of these? Please, it'd be a huge help for me."

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Maggie: "No prob."

Jones: <Yeah, you'll get along fine.>

Maggie: "Oh, though, I might as well say... The reason I and several of the J-Team members can understand Pokemon is usually because we've turned into them at some point."

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Yuuya: <The Fanatic? They certainly sound like something and I'm supposing it isn't just a fan of something.>

SleepyHead: -to Psyche- ~I hope it doesn't come to that, but don't worry. We won't.~

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Ultra Space, Æther Outpost [?]

Phaz: -patching himself up- Hmm... I don't know about that... I guess she would try to get in the shuttle, but she'd need a cover up story... For the moment being, let's just... rest and wait, I guess.

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Fairyflint: <Okay, that's a good point, at least.>

<But, yeah, I'm fine with waiting.>

Soujin: "Yeah, we could certainly use some rest after all that..."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Heahea, past, near Maggie

Gudrunn: You have? How?

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Kass: <The Fanatic was a being that tore realities asunder,>

<Destroyed timelines for fun, reveled in its plunder,>

<The Sorcerer knew that if he had its kind of might>

<Becoming father of all Glitches was well within sight.>

Heahea, past, near Seregy

Shizuo: Oh. Sure, I can take an egg.

edited 25th Mar '17 8:58:00 AM by Umbramatic

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Maggie: "Uh, I did it with an Armband. I turn into a Klang."

-Maggie then realizes Gudrunn might not know what a Klang is and pulls up a picture of one on her phone-

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Yuuya: <Well then. This certainly sounds like a thing.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Heahea, past, near Maggie

Gudrunn: -looks- My! A Pokemon made of gears! How did that happen?

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Kass: <So he gathered all his followers and cast a dark, dark spell,>

<A taboo Shadowlander rite that just worked all too well,>

<Man became glitch and glitch became man,>

<The Sorceror no more, Calamity Alovye began.>

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