Meet The New Boss
Ark of Yamato
Arika: -to Palkia- I can do Xerneas. Not sure about Lunala, but I'll try.
Yveltal: -to Palkia- <I can confirm they're not dead.>
edited 1st Sep '16 1:07:57 PM by Umbramatic
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The Flamebringer
Siobhan: "Again. Really."
-Suddenly Gogmazios and Barioth-
Gogmazios: <Is that the god of death and the god of space?>
Siobhan: "Yep."
edited 1st Sep '16 1:31:53 PM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
-Ren declines the boozeahol.-
Ren: At this point, the only thing that will help is to become like Eskay back before I met him...
edited 1st Sep '16 1:45:52 PM by keys2tkingdom
Flying Colors
Ark of Yamato
Palkia: <OH, GOOD. IT WOULD BE DISAPPOINTING IF THEY WERE DEAD. I LIKED THEM.>
Stormchaser
-Sarah shakes her head in response to Ren-
Sarah: It was good while it lasted but it was ultimately futile. I mean, look at me now. I'm a terrified wreck.
Mew!Blitz: -To siobhan- <Believe it or not, this isn't exactly a common->
-Blitz squeaks as she's suddenly hugged by Belinda. Then chuckles awkwardly-
Well, at least I'm helping someone not freak out
^_^;
Meet The New Boss
Ren: -to Sarah- The ONLY reason I haven't devolved into a quivering pile of terrified goo is because my mind is still trying to catch up to reality.
-Ren blinks at Yveltal's statement.-
Ren: Of course, that may not last much longer...
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Ark of Yamato
Palkia: <OF COURSE! LONG STORY SHORT, WE'RE ALREADY TOTALLY AWARE OF THE GLITCHES THAT ARE GOING AROUND. THEY KINDA SUCK. I DIDN'T LIKE THEM FIVE YEARS AGO AND I STILL DON'T LIKE THEM NOW. IT WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS AGO, RIGHT? THE PACER TEST MADE IT SEEM LIKE FIFTY.>
Meet The New Boss
The Wanderer
Stormchaser, past
Muddy: -Jokingly- <Careful Tagg, if you break Ren any more times he might just BSOD.>
It would be a little more than five by now.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Fwomph
Ark of Yamato
-Pent just lightly nods at the arriving Legendaries, fiddles with his belt aaaaaand now there's a second, non-shiny, Victini in the room-
Ur the Victini: <Hm, huh? Oh, hello.> -She waves at the room- <Is it divine justice time?>
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Flying Colors
Ark of Yamato
Palkia: <OKAY GOOD. ANYWAY, ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I UNFORTUNATELY AM NOT ALLOWED TO DIRECTLY INTERVENE MUCH UNLESS IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, WHICH IS DUMB BUT THAT'S HOW THE BIG MON WANTS IT. HE SORTA ISSUED A BLANKET "HEY YOU ALL QUIT FRATERNIZING WITH MORTALS SO MUCH" STATEMENT A COUPLE YEARS BACK BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE HE'S ACTUALLY ENFORCING IT FOR, PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER LEGENDARY CAN GET AWAY WITH IGNORING IT AT THIS POINT. SO IF YOU NEED HELP, I'M SURE EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP OUT, I HEARD ESPECIALLY THE OBLIVIA BEASTS WERE GETTING RATHER STIR-CRAZY. MY CLAWS ARE TIED THOUGH.>
Ren: -humbly, to Palkia- Would opening up a portal for the Obliva Beasts if they said yes to wanting to help take out an eldritch abomination count as interefering with mortals?
Flying Colors
Ark of Yamato
Palkia: <...I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. I CAN PROBABLY GET AWAY WITH THAT LOOPHOLE.>
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Ark of Yamato
"._." Daydre just sits quietly, trying not to draw attention to herself.
off the shits
The Wanderer
Stormchaser, past
-Having felt everyone's fear for some time-
Calm down guys, they're not gonna eat you.
In the case of Yveltal, not yet anyway.
-Speaking up-
I guess I'll go and talk to Uxie then.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Fifth most hated man in America
Ark of Yamato
Tex: That's not what I'm worried about. These are physical gods. If I somehow offend them, I'm dancing the grave dust jig down tombstone alley.
edited 1st Sep '16 5:48:00 PM by MajorProblem
THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES
Fwomph
Ark of Yamato
Alright, cool. We've got a good legendary loadout, this should be pretty simple. Unless the glitch has a shield like M' did in which case we may have to heroic sacrifice someone...
-He glances around silently for a moment-
Not it.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Wanderer
-To Pentigan-
Let's hope we don't need to resort to that again.
Vanilluxe: <Yeah, or going through some place formed from its bio core.>
-Sticks tongue out-
<Yuck!>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Atlas
Stormchaser
(Belinda is trying her hardest to pay attention and cuddle the Mew at the same time. She's mostly successful.)
Tastes better on the way back down.
Meet The New Boss
Ark Of Yamato
Yveltal: <I can likewise provide assistance, as can my siblings. And the Crown Beasts and Tornadus and Thundurus expressed a wish to chip in as well.>
-to Tagg telepathically-
~I heard that. For the record I only eat folks like that Allen.~
edited 1st Sep '16 6:20:48 PM by Umbramatic
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Bona-Fide Mastah
Not posting much more at all tonight. Internet got knocked out by a storm
Stormchaser
Jason:Well...most I could do is just...pray I guess...don't know any Legends...
-Beat-
I did used to live near a shrine to Celebi...
-Glances to the shaking Ultra ball on his belt-
Then again...I still have you to worry about...
-He sighs-
Look, anything I can do to help, I want in!
The Wanderer
Stormchaer, past
-To Jason-
Well we're gonna need all the help we can get.
-Speaking up-
Well, I think we've covered everything we can think of for this meeting, anything el-
-Suddenly a wormhole starts to form in the Stormchaser's inner hull-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
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Stormchaser
Sarah: Oh geez not another one
Ark of Yamato
Palkia: <OH HEY, I WAS WONDERING IF THEY'D POP IN.>
edited 1st Sep '16 6:46:09 PM by BittersweetNSour
-Palkia waves back to Arika-
Palkia: <INDEED IT HAS. HAVE YOU SEEN XERNEAS? OR LUNALA FOR THAT MATTER? IF YOU DO, SAY HI FOR ME.>
-She looks around-
Palkia: <...IT REALLY HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. I BARELY REMEMBER ANY OF YOU. DON'T TELL ME I HAVE TO GO ELSEWHERE TO FIND THE OTHER OLD J-TEAM GUYS!>
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