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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#494351: Aug 31st 2016 at 9:32:35 PM

-To Dave-

That of beings infinitely our greater, if you catch my drift.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#494352: Aug 31st 2016 at 9:38:26 PM

-Ren blinks slowly at Tagg.-

Ren.EXE v4.52.4 has stopped working.

Ren.EXE v4.52.4 has encountered a fatal error.

Ren.EXE v4.52.4 will be deleted.

Deleting...

Ren.EXE v4.52.4 has been deleted.

Installing Ren.EXE v5.0.

Core logic installed.

Engaging...

Now running program with new configurations.

Second stage installation commencing.

Rebuffered partitions have been defragmented.

Program install complete.

Congratulations.

While the new operating system for this human is fully loaded, there will be a slight delay before it can be used.

Estimated time until ready... 5

4...

3...

2...

1...

The customized operating system is now ready.

Configuring data for full system reboot now.

Configuration complete.

Launching Ren.EXE v5.0.

-Ren stares a Tagg-

Ren: That's third time in four years you broke my mind, Tagg.

Keys: -popping out from behind Ren's leg- <And it gets better! Overall, that's the fourth time in four years running that his mind broke!>

Rio: <How are we not on the the list of major causes of mental issues?>

-I ask myself the same thing.-

edited 31st Aug '16 9:55:04 PM by keys2tkingdom

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#494353: Aug 31st 2016 at 10:01:55 PM

Ark of Yamato, past

Dave: Are you talking summoning fucking legendaries?

edited 31st Aug '16 10:02:31 PM by Umbramatic

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DarkerShining Since: Nov, 2010
#494354: Sep 1st 2016 at 2:00:22 AM

Stormchaser - Past(?)

DS: (thinking) Legendaries...? Well, I returned the Lustrous Orb a while ago, and considering the... things I tried to do at Solaceon Ruins, I'm not sure if they'd trust me with it again... I should still have the Gray Orb, though, since I didn't know where to return it, so maybe I could at least ask Kyurem for help, if necessary...

Linnéa: ...???

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#494355: Sep 1st 2016 at 8:37:47 AM

Stormchaser

-Sarah noticeably tenses up upon mentioning summoning of Legendary Pokemon. She takes the Rainbow Wing out of her hair and puts it in her bag wordlessly-

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#494356: Sep 1st 2016 at 9:37:32 AM

Stormchaser, past

-Crossing arms-

Look, the Glitch is getting more dangerous by the day, and that means even that option's on the table. It's how we finally defeated Missingno and 'M after all.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#494357: Sep 1st 2016 at 9:52:33 AM

Ark of Yamato

Umbra: Tagg has a point.

Dave: I still say you all are nu-

-suddenly there's a screech-

-Yveltal hovers in over the proceedings, looking around-

Yveltal: <Hello, you all! Sorry I'm late. At least I'm not as late as the other Legend supposed to show up, kept yammering about a pacer test...>

Arika: Hi Legendary Aunt!

Yveltal: <Oh, hello Arika.>

-Dave just stares slack-jawed-

edited 1st Sep '16 9:53:09 AM by Umbramatic

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BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#494358: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:12:45 AM

Stormchaser

F!Blitz: -Stands- "Hey, we worked with legendaries just fine when it came to keeping the vow from being erased from history, even if they were from another world and half of them were working with the villain. Just because they're "infinitly our superior" doesn't mean they're so un-knowable that we can't work with them-"

-Suddenly, Yveltal-

-Blitz instantly sits down-

Ah, crap when he said summoning I thought we'd have more time before ~-they show up now and one of them's gonna notice I did the mew-thing when I wasn't supposed to and I'm just shapeshifting right- ack!~

-Realizing she'd managed to go from thinking loudly to projecting, Blitz shuts up-

edited 1st Sep '16 10:28:48 AM by BlitzTrain

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#494359: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:19:02 AM

Stormchaser

-Jason blinks-

Jason:And suddenly there's a death bird.

._.

Uilleam Atlas from Scotland Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Atlas
#494360: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:22:45 AM

Stormchaser

(Belinda flinches at the sudden Yveltal. Given that her first instinct was to scream in terror and duck under a seat, this is an impressive feat of self-control.)

Belinda: Holy shit please tell me I'm not about to die

Tastes better on the way back down.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#494361: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:25:21 AM

Stormchaser

-Sarah squeaks and curls up in her chair in a feeble effort to make herself less visible, despite the fact that Yveltal is on the other side.-

Ark of Yamato

???: <WELL IT'S A GOOD THING I'M FINALLY DONE WITH IT!>

-A pinkish, draconic face pokes out of a portal nearby-

Palkia: <HELLO EVERYONE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE.>

Skye: ...Uh.

Alyssa: Um.

Vierr: ...

-Diane casually waves-

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#494362: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:30:52 AM

Stormchaser, past

-Forcing down my fear-

Greetings, Yveltal.

-Seeing the other legendary in the other airship-

...And Palkia.

Doc: -Aside- <Hey, you think it might be a good idea to show yourself now?>

Victini: -Still invisible- <Nah, Tagg says it's still better if less folks know about me.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#494363: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:35:31 AM

Stormchaser

-Blitz just awkwardly waves at the projections and silently hopes she doesn't stand out after the whole nexus powered mewshifting thing-

^_^;

Ark of Yamoto

-Tori, however, ends up squeezing Lane tightly at the surprise appearances-

edited 1st Sep '16 10:35:45 AM by BlitzTrain

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#494364: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:40:26 AM

Ark of Yamato

-Lane's breath catches-

Stormchaser

Jason:And Palkia...

-Gulp-

Ugh, please tell me I'm not about to die.

.__.

keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#494365: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:43:50 AM

Stormchaser
-Ren is in shock at the Legendaries appearing one after another. He does have the presence of mind enough to give Palkia a surprised handwave in response to her greeting.-

Ren: Who's next? Azelf? Uxie? Mesprit? Giratina? Arceus Himself?

-Rio and Kitsune are just hoping that they don't breathe wrong at this point.-

edited 1st Sep '16 10:53:24 AM by keys2tkingdom

MajorProblem Fifth most hated man in America from my magical realm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Fifth most hated man in America
#494366: Sep 1st 2016 at 10:55:57 AM

Ark of Yamato, past

-As soon as the summoning starts Tex just barely stops himself from taking off his sunglasses to check if he's just seeing things. A twinge of fear runs through him, but he's doing a pretty good job at hiding his shock. Ember and Scout are still as statues, trying to avoid any attention-

edited 1st Sep '16 11:11:17 AM by MajorProblem

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#494367: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:00:51 AM

Stormchaser, past

-To Ren-

Nah, Arceus is likely too busy with paperwork to actually show up. I can count the amount of times I've encountered them on one hand, perhaps even a couple fingers.

Cobalt: <I suppose Lord Dialga must be busy.>

Lepi: <Kamella, do you think he'd send Jill over or something?>

Kamella: -Gives Lepi a look that can be translated as "Unlikely." or "How should I know?"-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#494368: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:03:48 AM

Ren: P-p-paperwork?!

Ren.EXE v5.0 has stopped working.

Ren.EXE v5.0 has encountered a fatal error.

Ren.EXE v5.0 will be deleted.

Deleting...

Ren.EXE v5.0 has been deleted.

Installing Ren.EXE v6.0.

Core logic installed.

Engaging...

Now running program with new configurations.

Second stage installation commencing.

Rebuffered partitions have been defragmented.

Program install complete.

Congratulations.

While the new operating system for this human is fully loaded, there will be a slight delay before it can be used.

Estimated time until ready... 5

4...

3...

2...

1...

The customized operating system is now ready.

Configuring data for full system reboot now.

Configuration complete.

Launching Ren.EXE v6.0.

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#494369: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:12:33 AM

Stormchaser

-Sarah squeaks, close enough to Ren to hear him-

Sarah: <Please don't tempt more to come these two are terrifying enough>

Ark of Yamato

-Palkia climbs through the portal, warping one of the chairs to a more suitable size before sitting down.-

Palkia: <YEP, ARCEUS IS COMPLETELY SWAMPED. COULDN'T EVEN BOTHER GETTING MAD AT ME DIRECTLY, DIALGA WAS ASSIGNED TO KEEP ME IN CHECK AFTER THE INVERTED GALAXY INCIDENT. DON'T ASK.>

-A SKREEEEEEEEE echoes through the portal-

Palkia: <I HAVE GLAMOROUS CALVES AND A MISERABLE LIFE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!>

-A second, shorter SKREEE can be heard before the portal closes again-

BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#494370: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:16:37 AM

Stormchaser

F!Blitz: ."......."

-Blitz decides she definitely won't ask, but becomes aware of a crunching noise behind her and turns to see her shiny ditto eating popcorn-

Rocket: <Heh, now THIS is why I'm travelling with you and not some other random breeder>

-The ditto pokes Blitz-

<By the way, you shifted again>

Mew!Blitz: -looks confused, and glances down at herself-

>_<

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#494371: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:22:29 AM

Ark Of Yamato

-Yveltal eyes Blitz oddly but says nothing for now-

-Arika gives a much more mixed look toward Palkia than Yveltal and gives an awkward wave-

Arika: Hello again, Palkia. It's been an even longer while.

edited 1st Sep '16 11:23:20 AM by Umbramatic

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PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#494372: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:24:32 AM

Stormchaser

Des looks at Yveltal.

"..."

Then he looks at Palkia.

"...."

He cracks open another beer and starts chugging. Casually, he offers one to Ren.

"It'll help."

Meanwhile Blue Pants has taken to bouncing in front of the holoscreen in full view of the Legendaries.

<BLUE PANTS BLUE PANTS!>

At least she doesn't seem aftaid.

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MajorProblem Fifth most hated man in America from my magical realm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Fifth most hated man in America
#494373: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:33:18 AM

Ark of Yamato, past

Tex: First, people turn into Pokemon. Then, I'm standing in the same room as physical gods. I rescind my previous statement. Now I've seen everything.

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#494374: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:34:00 AM

Stormchaser

-Jason sweatdrops-

Jason:Hoo boy.

Ark of Yamato

-Maria blinks-

I wanna squeeze the Blitz...

-_-

-Lane can sadly tell what his sister is thinking-

Lane:Wrong time for that, sis...

>.<;;

Uilleam Atlas from Scotland Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Atlas
#494375: Sep 1st 2016 at 11:38:19 AM

Stormchaser

(Belinda is unfortunately not as controlled as Maria.)

Belinda: MEW :D

(Blitz is now being hugged extremely tightly~)

Tastes better on the way back down.

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