Zoe's House

Lillianna: ...Fuck.

-She says it mildly, but Lillianna's uncharacteristic profanity makes Zoe shrink back slightly anyway. Lillianna sighs and sits down-

Zoe's House

-Selene frowns at Lillianna's despair. She hops up behind her and starts massaging her shoulders.-

Selene: <Hey, now, don't worry. I'm a good secret keeper!>

-Satele is now even more befuddled than she was before.-

Satele: <Wait, what am I watching unfold? I think I lost the train of logic somewhere.>

Zoe's Room

Lillianna: I know you are, but who else has me figured out? I used to not have any particular identity here at all, but now I do and I'm starting to regret it.

-Zoe just awkwardly scoots back and returns to working absentmindedly on her paper. In the background, Imperio is idly picking [Schrodinger's Book] off the shelf and opening it up-

Zoe's Room

Selene: <Hm, I see your point. Maybe I should ask the Corax to help keep you in mind. They've been helping keep my secrets out of the public eye!>

Satele: <... Wait, the what now?>

Selene: <Well, you see...>

Great Marsh, past

-Grunt and Brute return here to the glitchy vine area after having been beaten by Tagg-

Eas: <So, tell us how well your talk went.>

Grunt: <You're one to talk, considering you failed twice.>

Eas: <But considering there are three of you doesn't that mean you failed more than me?>

<...Where is the third one, anyway?>

Grunt: <He... Got scared and we didn't have time to save him.>

-Eas stops, snickers, then bursts out laughing-

Brute: <Hey, he was holding us back, we'll get much further without him.>

???: <You forget that he knows where we are.>

-From the poorly lit section of the area, Northa emerges-

Brute: <Mm.>

Northa: <And because of this, we'll either need to reposition or get him back before he tells.>

<But for now...>

-She beckons the two into the poorly lit area, they slowly follow-

Will respond to Pokesona later

edited 19th Mar '16 9:20:09 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Zoe's Room

Lillianna: ...Well then. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's exceedingly strange.

PEFE Underground

Okwi: <...I suppose I can accept that.>

Eeshi: <That was... anomalous.>

<*ahem*>

-she lays down some chords-

♬♬♬<Kids! No! Don't play with love!>♬

♬<Kids! No! When push comes to shove!>♬

♬<In love and war they say all's fair,>♬

♬<I tried to mix the two, it seemed an easy dare.>♬

♬<But if longer with this ruse we tarried...>♬

♬<It could have been bad- we could have married!>♬

♬<Kids! No! Don't play with love!>♬

♬<Kids! No! When push comes to- shove!>♬♬♬

-PEFE!Every Screams; Eeshi takes it as applause-

<Thank you, thank you!>

Tillo: <So are we fighting or not?! Don't tell me I got an eye exam for nothing!>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

CU, City

-A claw comes at Jacob from the tower-

???: <I knew you'd do that!>

CU, Forest

-Titan attacks with a Fire Punch, the Leavanny retaliates with another Leaf Blade-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

CU - City

-Jacob trustfalls off the wall and into Joseph's arms, the claw snagging his pants and tearing them from his body-

-There is a brief moment of sparkles and applause at the perfect catch, but then it passes-

-Without moving, Jacob points at the tower- "That way!!"

CU - Forest

Verax: "Oh. So this is a thing! TAKE-MIKAZUCHI!"

-The Cubone nods and Low Kicks the thing-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

CU, City

Dune: Agreed!

-Dune starts running.-

-Again.-

CU, Plains

-Deziree continues to stare at the smoke cloud. Her eyes no longer being biological, she has no need to blink.-

Zoe's House

Selene: <Oh, exceedingly! But it's very very useful. It turns out if you "share" information with the right people it comes out more secret than if you tried your hardest to hide it! Out there is a tabloid that constantly claims that "Pentigan's pink-haired mistress" is a mind-invading alien from outside the solar system. Which isn't too hard from the truth, from a certain point of view.>

edited 19th Mar '16 7:14:37 PM by DuneTheWanderer

CU City

-Joseph catches Jacob, and eyesparkles at the applause-

Joseph: OK wanna run or want me to carry you too late

-runs, carrying Jacob still. Surprisingly strong, this one-

CU - City

-Jacob simply has one hand on his hip and the other continues to point towards the tower-

-Such bonding-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

CU - City

-Yep, running!-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

CU, Forest

-Ren swipes his hand the air as Izanagi rushes by Atropos, an awful Screech issuing from with the Pokeona's helmet.-

CU, Plains

-Mendel tries to float towards the forest, but an odd sight occurs; while evryone can see Mendel actually moving forward, his distance from Lachesis isn't getting larger nor is Lachesis remains moving either.-

Mendel: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE PHYSICS IF ANYTHING CAN JUST IGNORE THEM?! TT_TT

edited 19th Mar '16 7:27:25 PM by keys2tkingdom

CU Plains

"Uhm.. Dream logic? That's the only thing I can think of in this situation."

off the shits

CU, Plains

Galvani: ... <Hm. Because we aren't in a physical world. We're Elsewhere. And if my scientific theory is correct then this currently-a-cloud-of-gas is a focal point that we are linked to, causing all relative movement to be at her whim. Imagine a space-time gravitational distortion from a sun, only weirder and on a smaller scale.>

PEFE Underground

PEFE!Every: Uh, based on the fact that I am already injured, I would prefer to not do any fighting.

At all if possible.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Shitpost-within-a-subplot also containing my eternal love.

PEFE Underground

Robin: -points to Eishi- Great life advice people!

-Everyone else, however, seems to be ignoring him due to Ilya, Sickle, and Dave getting into some nonsensical argument-

Ilya: <...Well this wouldn't be a problem if some of us didn't try to solve it with big steely claws!>

Sickle: -glares- <What did you say, kid?>

Ilya: <BIG... STEELY... CLAWS!>

Sickle: -raises her pincers- <Well these babies aren't just for intimidation!>

Ilya: <Bring it on, so-called One-Bullet-Punch-Mon! Bring it on!>

Umbra: -steps in between the two, hands raised- Er, no, you two, let's be smart and bring it off? ^_^;

Dave: Oh so now the priest of Giratina is going to preach to us!

Mia: <...This is dumb.>

Robin: ...

I've got to stop thinking I'll ever get completely used to this world.

edited 19th Mar '16 9:07:14 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Somewhere idk

Lyuri, Sakura and Hikari are in the former's room, Sakura having just taken a shower and was wrapped in a towel

"Y'know, have you two even seen your boyfriends in like, months?" asked Lyuri, as she was lying down on bed playing

"... Not really." said both of them

"Shouldn't you two, y'know, fix that? What do you even think they're up to?" asked Lyuri.

"Well, Jacob is always dealing with weird stuff and I never get to take any part in it." said Hikari

"You're probably the weirdest of all the things he's had to deal with," joked Sakura, snickering

Hikari began giggling "Maybe!"

"What about Blitz, sis?" asked Lyuri

"Well... Considering some of the stuff he has gotten himself into, I think it's probably better for me to not know what he has been doing." said Sakura, rolling her eyes

"It's funny but it kinda looks like you two aren't even dating sometimes. You both just seem kinda hesitant to do anything with each other sometimes," said Hikari

"Yeah, you two should get together and-" Lyuri then proceeded to lose her last life in the game she was playing "FUCK!" she yelled, then realising what she just did and covering her mouth

There's silence in the room for about twenty seconds before somebody spoke up again.

"You know, she's not wrong," said Hikari, with a smile on her face

"Hikari don't even begin," said Sakura, covering her face with a hand as she begins to get all red.

At this point Lyuri just broke out into laughter, much to Sakura's dismay, with Hikari joining soon afterwards.

edited 19th Mar '16 9:02:55 PM by FullMoon

PEFE Underground

Jacob: "Yeah I'd like to not fight if at all possible."

"..."

"......."

"I get the distinct feeling after all this is over I need to actually go to Sinnoh and spend time with Hikari."

edited 19th Mar '16 9:03:40 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Generic ice cream parlor - present

-Blitz has is sitting at a table with a bowl of midnight snack ice cream when his natu starts chuckling for no apparent reason, causing him to pause-

Blitz: "Something funny?"

Down: <Oh, nothing. Just thinking about how silly some peoplemon are about shipping>

Blitz: "Ooookay... "

-He shook his head and went back to finishing his icecream-

-Ashley faced Barclay-

Ashley: <The name's Ashley. Say, is you trainer always like this ? Because if yes, i blame you. You found even more childish than mine.

-Phaz is covering behind some bushes, a huge snow ball in his hand-

<SURPRISE ATTACK !>

-Cynthia just Teleported out of the blue and prepared herself to launch a snow ball at Barclay !-

Ashley: <Oh Cynthia please no, we're mature here. He's having a conversation with me.>

Cynthia: <Oh... Okay. *beat* I'm gonna help Phaz against Ark then !-to Phaz- Need some help ?>

Phaz: Yep !Look at this one. His goal is to hit her right in the face. But i'll never be able to lauch it far enough. The thing is, you teleport me to where she is, then i throw it at point blank !

Cynthia: <Alright then let's do this ! Prepare to be teleported !>

edited 20th Mar '16 12:33:50 AM by Phazya

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Canalave City, Sewers

-Cid, wrapped in an old jacket, patiently waits for his new contact to arrive. It isn't long before the last few cold winds of winter to blow up the sewer pipe, carrying a little dinghy with it. Inside the dinghy is a trio of men.-

Cid: You must be Monsiour Karling.

-The man sitting in the middle of the dinghy smiles and bows. Even in the poor lighting, his black hair shines with grease.-

Karling: Indeed, that is I. And you need no introductions, Monsiour Bunansa. My quartermaster here has told me much about your epic enterprises.

-Karling motions to the man at the fore of the boat, a medium-sized young man, not a year out of college, with nervous mannerisms and a habit to readjust his bottlecap glasses. The quartermaster gives a shaky nod.-

Karling: So, to what does this simple captain owe the pleasure of meeting the acquaintance of one of such caliber as you?

-Cid would normally turn up his nose at such hollow flattery, but right now he just needed to get to the point.-

Cid: I need supplies. You know where to get them. You need intelligence, ship repairs, and security. This is can provide. I believe we can come to a mutually beneficial agreement.

-Karling can't help but smile at his new business partner's brevity.-

CU, Plains

SleepyHead: <...Okay, nevermind, looks like we're staying here anyway.>

CU, Forest

-The Low Kick doesn't do much damage because Bug Type-

-Yet the Leavanny retaliates at Take-Mizuchi with another Leaf Blade-

CU, City

-As the group goes, they would eventually reach a dress-wearing Scizor with a black cloth encircling her head-

???: <So you stopped avoiding fate and came to me, huh?>

<Prepare yourselves!>

-She attempts to Slash Seiten Taisei-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

CU, Plains

Galvani: <Yep.>

-...-

Galvani: <Anyone got any playing cards?>

CU, City

Dune: What is it with you and fa- OW!

-Seiten Taisei doesn't manage to back out of the way fast enough and takes the Slash to the abdomen.-

Seiten Taisei: Owowow! What is with the hostility? Did we not wipe our shoes off when we were sent in?

-The Monkey King responds by leaping into the air and coming down with a hard Fire Punch.-