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ButNotLeast YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA! from Your Worst Nightmares Since: May, 2013
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
#338851: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:23:24 AM

"Thanks. You gonna be at the concert next month?"

The lights come on, and the room is decorated with PICKLES.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#338852: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:28:08 AM

Camphrier Hotel

-Herbert returns Crewe's smile and shakes his head.-

Herbert: Hey, it's not like I was doing anything else with my time. Besides, I went into the mindscapes with you, the least I could do was wait for you to come out of them again.

-He gives a yawn.-

Herbert: For now, though, I should be getting some fresh air and a coffee. You... well, I imagine you'll want to stay here. Just let me know if you change your mind about needing someone to talk to, okay?

-He starts heading out of the room.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
kingofgames010 Card Sharp Extraordinaire from Ye Olde England Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Card Sharp Extraordinaire
#338853: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:31:19 AM

Jasons eyes turned into love hearts.

"I'll be at every concert. Now if you excuse me, I have to go. My planet needs me." At that, Jason shot into the sky, vanishing from sight. A few seconds later, he reappered in front of Martin.

"Back. Just had to wash a few dishcloths. Anyway, how are you doing?"

Aaaaaaaaaand return to normalcy.

edited 15th Jan '14 8:42:08 AM by kingofgames010

Far too Yu Gi for yOH! mama.
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#338854: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:35:35 AM

Hotel Camphrier

Herbert might hear some noises coming from Lyuri and Duke's room, as if someone was desperately searching for something.

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#338855: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:40:37 AM

Camphrier Hotel

-Herbert does indeed hear the noises coming from Lyuri and Duke's room, and pauses outside the door, listening in. After a moment, he gives a knock.-

Herbert: Everything alright in there?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#338856: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:42:12 AM

Route 7 Evil Genius Lai~air!

???: <It's finished! My Find-A-Trainer-inator! With this, I can finally find my perfect trainer match and get out of this cesspool of bad memories.>

-The Spritzee stops for a moment.-

???: <Cesspool. I don't use that word often enough, I need to remember it next time I play Scrabble. Wait, what was I doing? Oh, right!>

-The Fairy flips the switch on his -inator, and it begins to glow.-

???: <Yes! Yes!>

-The glow gets even brighter.-

Route 7

*Ka-BOOM!*

Dune: What was that?!

-Deziree's ears perk.-

Deziree: The sound of progress.

-She bolts off in the direction of the explosion.-

Strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#338857: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:44:07 AM

Camphrier Hotel

...I think Herbert forgot I'm still here.

edited 15th Jan '14 9:13:33 AM by Strawberryflavored

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#338858: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:45:43 AM

Hotel Camphrier

The noise stops for a moment and then Duke opens the door, looking pissed off. Herbert might notice that the locket isn't with him anymore

"You're the one who took it aren't you?" he asked, glaring at him.

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#338859: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:51:15 AM

Camphrier Hotel

-Herbert takes a step away from Duke, a growing sense of nervous unease in the pit of his stomach distracting him from the locket's absence.-

Herbert: Wait, what? What are you talking about?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
DarkerShining from Norway Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#338860: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:54:36 AM

Ambrette Town

- Is probably exploring the area or something -

My fanfic
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#338861: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:55:08 AM

Hotel Camphrier

"My locket. It's gone! You must've snuck in and stole it while I was sleeping! Give it back, now!"

He seemed to be getting more and more angry.

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#338862: Jan 15th 2014 at 8:58:00 AM

Camphrier Hotel

-Herbert, by contrast, only seems to be getting more and more nervous.-

Herbert: I... what? It's gone? Well, I don't have it! This is the first time I've left Straw's room in days! You... you have to trust me on this one, please, I never even touched it...

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#338863: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:03:43 AM

Hotel Camphrier

Duke continues glaring at Herbert "As if! You even lunged at me to try to take it last time! Give it back now or I'm just going to take it out by force. I'm fine with either option!"

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#338864: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:04:46 AM

Camphrier Hotel

-Herbert, who is by this point white as a sheet, does a very good impression of a Deerling caught in the headlights for a moment before bolting down the corridor.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#338865: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:10:10 AM

Hotel Camphrier

Duke immediatelly gives chase.

"Are you really that desperate for it that you're willing to be beaten up to keep it?!" he said.

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#338866: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:15:28 AM

Camphrier Hotel

-Still too terrified to respond, Herbert keeps running down the corridor until he trips over his own feet and falls to the floor. He simply curls up into a ball, burying his head in his hands.-

Herbert: Oh no, no no no no no... please, please don't make me go through this, not again, not after everything...

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#338867: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:19:13 AM

Cyllage Gym

-Eskay and Alli stumble up to the top of the rock-climbing wall.-

Eskay: In hindsight, we could have easily gotten up here with Spectrum.

Alli: But that’s the boring way!

Eskay: It’s also the way that isn’t as likely to get us killed.

Grant: -climbs up from the other side- Oh, hey! You two must be the trainers Diantha mentioned! The ones that are tackling the league together?

Alli: Yep!

Eskay: That’s us, yeah.

Grant: Well, then, it’s great to meet you! Are you ready?

Alli: Ready-steady!

Eskay: As ready as we’ll be.

Grant: Good, because I’ve been thinking of making this a bit different from what I normally do.

-The sound of claws climbing the walls to the side can be heard. A distinctive caw and roar accompany them as the sources poke their heads up over the edge.-

Grant sent out Archeops and Aerodactyl!

Eskay: ...You’ve got to be kidding me.

Grant: As trainers, you’ve gotta prepare for more than just the norm, right?

Alli: Nope! We just make this stuff up as we go along!

Eskay: ...What she said is sort of true.

Grant: Well, either way, you’d best hope what you have is enough!

Eskay: Considering the Archeops, I don’t think it’ll be enough… >_>

Battle! Amarin Siblings Eskay and Alli vs. Gym Leader Grant!

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#338868: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:19:21 AM

What Used To Be An "Evil" Lair

Spritzee: *Cough* <Why did I link the self destruct function to the switch labelled "Activate"?! I mean, come on!>

-Footsteps can be heard approaching.-

Deziree: Hello? Anyone here? I heard a device explode.

Spritzee: <Huh?>

-The Spritzee looks up at the young woman, his eyes growing big.-

Spritzee: <Wait... it worked! My Find-A-Trainer-inator worked!>

-Deziree blinks.-

Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#338869: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:20:49 AM

Cyllage Gym

Eskay sent out Holly!
Alli sent out Fawkes!

Aerodactyl: <Hehehe… the little girl decided to give me an appetizer… Hehehe…>

Fawkes: -puffs out chest- <Just try to beat me! Face it, you can’t!>

Aerodactyl: <Hehehe… I think I’m going to ignore the “b” and just eat you...>

-He chomps down on…-

~Blip~

-...Nothing, because Holly just teleported Fawkes out of the way.-

Holly: <Quit being so cocky, you’re just going to end up in his stomach. Dead.>

Fawkes: <You’re no fun.>

Archeops: <Can we just get this over with? I didn’t get enough sleep last night.>

Eskay: Somehow, I get the feeling deciding to only use revived fossils was one of your more risky ideas.

Grant: You don’t get to be a Gym Leader not knowing how to keep things safe.

Eskay: -looks down the side of the climbing wall- I can’t help but doubt that. Okay, let’s see—

Holly: <~You just sit back, I’ve got this.~>

Eskay: ~...That’s something we’ll argue about later. For now, just do your thing.~

-Holly looks at each of the two fossilmons, and teleports onto the back of the Archeops.-

Archeops: <AUGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF>

Holly: <No can do, bird brain.>

-The Archeops starts flailing in an attempt to get Holly off of it.-

Aerodactyl: <Hehehe… what an idiot…>

Fawkes: <Bah, I don’t need to use stupid tricks! I can beat you up all on my own!>

Aerodactyl: <Feel free to try, lunchmeat… hehehe…>

-They take off and fly down next to the rock wall.-

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#338870: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:21:59 AM

Hotel Camphrier

Just as Duke was running towards Herbert, the door right next to the terrified boy opens and is slammed on Duke's face. Knocking him out pretty much instantly, from the room comes out Hikari in a polka-dot pajama, complete with hat and a Azumarill plushie.

She yawns "Man, I'm trying to sleep... Can't you do your chase sequence somewhere else?" she said, rubbing her eyes and seemingly not noticing what just happened.

Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#338871: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:26:31 AM

Cyllage Gym

-Holly keeps her grip on the flailing Archeops-

Archeops: <Why won't you let go?!>

Holly: <I'm not exactly inclined to make things as convenient for you as you want.>

Archeops: <I know, but... still!>

Holly: <I'm going to ignore you now. ~Hey, hothead, are you there?~>

Fawkes: -dodges another snap of the Aerodactyl's jaws- <Yeah?>

Holly: <~Keep blockjaw occupied while I deal with birdbrain here.~>

Fawkes: <Who are you calling "birdbrain"?!>

Holly: <~...The Archeops.~>

-The aforementioned Archeops crashes into the side of the rock wall in an attempt to get Holly off of him. It fails in doing anything other than hurting himself.-

Archeops: <Aah!>

Holly: <Keep it up, genius.>

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#338872: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:29:40 AM

Route 7

-Dune is twirling the Eighth Wonder around (gently!) when Deziree comes back, a smile on her face.-

Dune: Find out what the explosion was?

Deziree: Yep, and I got a new teammate! His name's Doofenschmirtz.

Dune: That's a really long name. Ah, well. Let's keep going.

-Meanwhile nearby, an Amaura and a Petilil stand triumphantly upon a mound of unconscious Hoppip.-

Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#338873: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:30:55 AM

Cyllage Gym

-The Archeops keeps trying and failing to hit Holly against the wall. Eventually, it wears itself out too much.-

Archeops: <Urk… You… ugh…>

Holly: <This is it for you, birdbrain.>

-She smacks it in the face, dealing that last tiny bit of damage to it.-

Archeops fainted!

-The two start plummeting toward the ground.-

Holly: <~All right, hothead, keep him right there.~>

Fawkes: <Why should I— >

Holly: <~Just do it!~>

-Fawkes sighs, and starts circling the Aerodactyl-

Aerodactyl: <Hehehe… chasing your own tail isn’t going to do anything to me…>

Holly: <It’s not supposed to.>

-Holly and the Archeops come mere inches to hitting the ground…-

~Blip~

-...when Holly teleports them to directly above the Aerodactyl. She jumps off as the Archeops crashes down on its partner, sending them both spiraling down to the ground.-

Holly: <Catch me!>

-Fawkes swoops in and catches Holly before she falls the same way. As the prehistoric mons crash to the ground, both Holly and Fawkes start to glow. The glow fades as they land on top of the rock wall.-

Holly evolved into Kirlia!
Fawkes evolved into Fletchinder!

Grant: ...Wow. You’re even better than I thought you’d be.

Eskay: Nah, don’t compliment us. Seriously, don’t. We barely did anything.

Grant: Even so… you managed to win this with the help of your Pokemon. You definitely deserve these.

-He gives Eskay and Alli each a Cliff Badge, as well as a Rock Tomb TM-

Grant: I’m sure you know the drill. Rock Tomb traps the enemy in rocks, and can lower their speed.

Eskay: Right, thank you, Grant.

Alli: Bye!

-They head down and leave.-

edited 15th Jan '14 9:31:41 AM by Eskay64

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#338874: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:35:03 AM

Camphrier Hotel

-Herbert barely seems to notice Hikari or Duke's sudden incapacitation, remaining huddled up in a trembling ball on the floor.-

Herbert: He... why? Why does he... why does he want to... I don't want to be left like that, not again, not left broken and dying in a puddle of blood...

edited 15th Jan '14 9:35:36 AM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#338875: Jan 15th 2014 at 9:40:10 AM

Camphrier Hotel

Hikari then glances at Herbert "... Herb? What's wrong? Who was..."

She then looks behind the door and sees the uncounscious Duke

"Oh no..." she then looks back at Herbert "Maybe you should get some rest and forget what happened here...?" she suggested.


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