ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Tabloid magazines.

-Shakes head-

I feed those to Zweilous.

I saw them once in a Pokemart. It claimed that people from Hoenn were 'evil' and 'backwards'.

You can imagine how I felt about that.

What did it say exactly?

- Thinking to myself -

Mental note: My attempt to keep Wolf from suspecting that I'm still suspicious about him seems to have been sucessfull. However, normally Wolf knows me well enough to be able to tell when something is bothering me.

Whatever is forcing him and Anom to lie to the group must be really serious.

Hmm... Raikou and the others briefly suggested they might be imposters, but I know that is not the case. It is definetly the real Wolf and Anom.

I doubt there's anyone out there I could actually mistake for my Wolf anyways.

Actually, if N were to put on a pair of glasses...

What the? Hey! What are you doing in my head? Get back to your side of the fourth wall!

Sorry.

... Now, where was I?

- Looks around for a moment -

I've been quiet for a little while now. I'd like to say something, but I can't think of anything to contribute to this conversation. I'll just stand here and listen until they get to a subject I actually know something about.

How could they say people from Hoenn are evil?! What a load of old rubbish!

Raikou: <Nya...Do those magazines taste good?>

...

Raikou: <...What? I'm hungry, Nya!>

I can't remember the details, but apparently it used the old superstition about Absol, our loyalty to the Weather Trio, and our various cities mixed in with nature (like Fortree, Mossdeep and Lavaridge) to prove that everyone from Hoenn was a savage with no proper concept of technology.

Despite the fact that Rustboro, Sootopolis and Mauville are all Cities.

She seems to be less suspicious. That's good.

Last night got really confusing. I can't believe Wolf said "fiancee"...

Wait, does Wolf wear glasses?

Why yes, he does. Also, did you hear about Jane's Nightmare?

edited 23rd Apr '11 10:04:31 AM by CalamityJane

I seem to remember him mentioning it before.

-Facepalm-

I've been through and spent enough time in Hoenn to know that's not true. I actually like Hoenn more than Kanto.

Lake: <Hoenn's really cool from what I've seen of it.>

Yeah. I plan to challenge the Hoenn League when I next get the chance.

Then there was another magazine I found that apparently said that Cynthia and her Garchomp were having an affair and ugh.

... The media can be really annoying.

What? You've got to be kidding me here.

edited 23rd Apr '11 10:12:08 AM by rmctagg09

-Adjusts glasses-

I've heard some really stupid ones before. Like one article claiming that Erika was actually smoking leaves from her Pokemon, or that Roark was actually an alien.

I know, right? Anyways, we were doing something yesterday... I think we were going to the Wired Tower?

Oh, right. We were headed over to the Wireless tower.

- Looks over at Tagg for a moment, as if to say "Did you by any chance hear what Luke and I were discussing earlier?" -

Wireless Tower, Jane.

-Turns to DS to give her a look saying "Yes, I did."-

edited 23rd Apr '11 10:17:47 AM by rmctagg09

Ooh...I hope the media doesn't find out about this whole thing me and Reshiram have got going on.

Lake: <You'd never hear the end of it!>

Raikou: <Nyaaa...That wouldn't be pleasant. Anyway, we should be heading for the Wireless tower now then, nya.>

Right right, Wireless Tower. Let's go then. -shrugs her Backpack on and waits for the others to lead her there, since she doesn't know the way-

- I put on my backpack, getting ready to continue on our way to the Wireless tower -

(thinking) I guess Tagg heard my theory about Wolf and Anom then... I should probably talk to him about it later.

I think it's that way, up the mountainside a little.

I believe our next obstacle is the Latolato Trail, since we've passed Rand's House already.

-Starts walking-

So, what's the Latolato Trail like? Is it like, some sort of elevated bridge in the shape of the Latii?

Raikou: <Nya, No, it has nothing to do with the Eon Dragons. Once we've gone down the trail, we'll need to go across Mt. Latolato in order to reach the tower. Seeing as you're strong trainers, the Wild Pokémon shouldn't be any trouble for you, nya. So this trip should be retentively safe, nya.>

I think it's just a path up Mt. Latolato.