ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

If you wanted a strong Pokemon, you could have just TRAINED IT YOURSELF!

Would you just look around? Nothing is happening! I'm missing an interrogation here! Now come on, can you please let me out of this Bomb Shelter you've got set u—

Registeel: YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS BARRIER AND THERE IS NO WAY I AM CHANGING MY MIND.

edited 20th Feb '11 8:35:46 PM by CalamityJane

Not a strong Pokemon...

No, I wanted a legend.

YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST CAUGHT AN UNKNOWN!

-The argument between Jane and Registeel has degraded to a bought of fisticuffs. Registeel is torn between convincing Jane to back down without hurting her and knocking her out itself to make sure she won't act up again-

Do you want me to continue or what?

edited 20th Feb '11 8:38:28 PM by Belial

And so you caused all of this to get it. People like you make me sick.

-Luxray snarls-

edited 20th Feb '11 8:39:23 PM by rmctagg09

Alright, that's it.

-Calls Officer Jenny. At this point, I just have her on Speed Dial.

How did you even get your Gastly to do all that stuff, anyways?!

Yeah, but you have to admit...I did a pretty darn good job of it!

-an immense cry is heard-

Gastly can possess people. The whole Missingno thing was a combination of that and some smoke and mirrors.

edited 20th Feb '11 8:41:38 PM by Belial

-Eventually the safeguards, substitutes, and protects all break and the fight between Registeel and Jane can be heard loud and clear-

... AND IF YOU WEREN'T SO ARCEUS DANGED PROTECTIVE I WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS AND I DUNNO, TOLD THE GUY SOMETHING! BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO GO AND 'PROTECT' ME FROM DUST MITES!

Registeel: I DID NOT DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT I WAS ATTEMPTING TO DEFEND YOU WHILE YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS FROM ANYTHING THAT MIGHT EXPLODE AS EXPLOSIONS ARE DANGEROUS AND PAINFUL AND YOU WOULD HAVE NOT SURVIVED, AND IF YOU DID NOT SURVIVE REGIGIGAS WOULD BE VERY CROSS WITH ME.

-Gets on Yanmega and flies to Veilstone-

I'm sure I had seen it... Yes, that's what was in the water. Which means that it's somewhere in Sinnoh!

Arresting me? That won't work. I burned everything that has my ID on it.

Then why won't we just kill you.

-Prepares to order Draca to do a Fire Blast-

-Registeel punches the man to make him shut up-

Registeel: I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR CONCEITED BEHAVIOR.

Ah-hem. -Registeel turns to face Jane, who punches it in the dots-

Wait! Don't the police have blood tests and fingerprint records, or something! The phycic Pokemon here can just read your mind to identify who you are! Then we can arrest you!

Whoa, man! No need for that!

What you've done has not left me in a very good mood. You have some nerve begging for mercy.

-Orders Draca to stop anyway-

edited 20th Feb '11 8:52:24 PM by rmctagg09

-The argument between Registeel and Jane continues on and on, until Jane's phone begins to ring-

Hang on a sec. -the fight abruptly ends, and Jane picks up her phone- Yeah?

Steven: Hello, is this Jane Belen? This is Steven Stone. I've been informed of your retrieval of my Registeel, and I'd just like you to know that I've thought about it, and I've decided you're free to keep it in your possession. You still have its pokeball right?

Uh, y-yeah, I have its pokeball.

Steven: Good! Now, I hope I didn't interrupt anything, but I have to go. Have fun with your Golem! -hangs up-

... HA! -returns Registeel to its pokeball- VICTORY!

-Police arrive and identify the lunatic once our various phycics relay the information to them. The then take him away.

Don't send me there, man! The Rockets are looking for me!

-Notices the police forces- So uh... what exactly did I miss while I was arguing with my pokemon?

-Looks at Flame's remains-

So what now? He deserves somewhat of a proper burial.

-Turns to Jane-

Ask one of the others.

-Starts beating a wall-

edited 20th Feb '11 8:55:50 PM by rmctagg09

Well, it turns out there was no Missigno at all. It was just some guy and his Gastly,s zany scheme to get Raquaza.

...Fine.

I have one question.

Shoot.