Red Like Santa
#1077: Nov 17th 2016 at 11:37:57 PM
Sorry, lady.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Vampireandthen
In love with an Uptown Girl
from Northern Ireland
Since: Apr, 2016
Relationship Status: A teenager in love
In love with an Uptown Girl
#1078: Nov 18th 2016 at 1:42:27 AM
I shall safeguard our child.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
Amused
#1079: Nov 18th 2016 at 1:47:17 AM
That's not technically possible outside of Greek or Norse Myth
Formerly known as Bleddyn And I am feeling like a ghost Resident Perky Goth
RandomWriter413
Since: Feb, 2016
#1080: Nov 18th 2016 at 5:07:55 PM
I do not wish to go to jail.
Red Like Santa
#1081: Nov 18th 2016 at 5:19:04 PM
I'd rather do it to a shy gal.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Everything's gonna happy!
#1082: Nov 19th 2016 at 2:48:19 AM
How the hell am I a boy's father? I'm a woman and don't even have either boy bits or a Y chromosome.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
TheGreatUnknown
Since: Jan, 2001
#1083: Nov 19th 2016 at 6:46:41 PM
Um...well, at least it's a fairly normal scenario. Shame I don't remember any of it...
TheWhiteWolf
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Since: Feb, 2015
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#1084: Nov 19th 2016 at 6:47:19 PM
Shit
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
#1085: Nov 19th 2016 at 7:28:19 PM
(Prays to God to strike me down)
#1086: Nov 19th 2016 at 7:35:08 PM
I'm going to jail for life, aren't I?
edited 19th Nov '16 7:36:05 PM by Ghostninja109
Sanity is overrated
#1087: Oct 13th 2023 at 1:33:46 PM
How drunk was I?
clemont107
Cynthia's New Kimono!
from Hisui-themed Festival, Sinnoh
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia's New Kimono!
#1088: Oct 13th 2023 at 1:43:28 PM
Me going to jail.
CanuckMcDuck1
Stark Holmes
from London, 1890
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Stark Holmes
#1089: Oct 13th 2023 at 1:48:09 PM
I don’t want to know how.
Discombobulate.
JackCossack
Toyota 2000GT
from Pole Position (Get it? Because I'm from Poland?)
Since: Jul, 2017
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Toyota 2000GT
#1090: Oct 13th 2023 at 2:10:56 PM
...?!?
I want to know how that's possible. We were only spooning...
EmperorGeode
Not the Eye
from A Galaxy far, far away
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: On the prowl
Not the Eye
#1091: Oct 13th 2023 at 3:39:00 PM
… I got no clue how I did it.
punkcrow
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
from Northwest Indiana
Since: Dec, 2020
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
#1092: Oct 13th 2023 at 9:20:14 PM
...How and why? (Nevermind, I don't want to know.)
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
clemont107
Cynthia's New Kimono!
from Hisui-themed Festival, Sinnoh
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia's New Kimono!
#1093: Oct 14th 2023 at 4:34:55 AM
Well, poop.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
HunterGr33n
Time to go venturing through the Web!
from You don't need to know.
(Troper in training)
Relationship Status: I <3 love!
Time to go venturing through the Web!
#1094: Oct 14th 2023 at 10:44:03 AM
Copy and paste what punkcrow just said.note
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
#1095: Oct 20th 2023 at 4:41:09 AM
what
Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes [note: at all times, the steel eel pilot is a salmon] (they/them)
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1096: Oct 20th 2023 at 4:58:34 AM
Sorry, Fry, but I'd rather she be the other kind of mermaid with the lady part on top and the fish part on the bottom.
clemont107
Cynthia's New Kimono!
from Hisui-themed Festival, Sinnoh
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia's New Kimono!
#1097: Nov 3rd 2023 at 3:10:39 PM
Uh, what?
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
CosmosAndChaos
Since: Feb, 2011
#1098: Nov 3rd 2023 at 3:38:34 PM
Isn't Marnie underage?😱
TheFarmboy
Don't Try It
from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away
(Not-So-Newbie)
Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#1099: Nov 3rd 2023 at 4:44:08 PM
I thought Muriel would be post-menopausal
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Superjohn
The man behind the slaughter
from Coruscant
Since: Jul, 2015
Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#1100: Nov 3rd 2023 at 4:45:45 PM
How the fuck did a ghost get pregnant?!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Total posts: 1,118
This is unnatural on sooo many levels... I DON`T EVEN WANT KIDS. Why did this happen to me?!? Am I dreaming? This is way too weird for reality...