P. Diddy poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
P. Diddy is responsible for Joy-Con drift.
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Me as a Merman
P. Diddy caused the Salem Witch Trials to happened via time travel.
BTW, please call me Jake.
Joyful angel
P.Diddy convinced Lincoln to have Andrew Johnson as vice president in 1864.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The One With the Weirdest Taste in Cartoons
When no one was looking, P. Diddy took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Send my love to your new lover, treat her better…
Lots of coffee
P. Diddy downed our power lines.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy was responsible for the creation of Kid Buu at the start of time, leading to the loss of quadrillions of lives across the universe.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
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Children check under the bed for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for P. Diddy.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Joyful angel
P Diddy was responsible for cancelling the original bleach anime.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy conjured up the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
I’m here, I guess.
P. Diddy says that Weasel Words are great!
I’m gonna put some Gloom in your eye.P. Diddy starts Edit Wars for fun
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy caused me to flunk a midterm exam.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Joyful angel
P.Diddy was the real reason Ultron turned evil.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Unbeugsame Klinge
P. Diddy was the one who first convinced people they had to cut the tops off their crepe myrtles every year.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy bred the basilisk that killed Moaning Myrtle.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
P. Diddy is the reason Teen Titans was cancelled
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
I've got the spirit but lose the feeling
The Netflix anime adaptations are all P. Diddy's idea.
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 436/1089 (40.04%)
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P. Diddy infected me with my latest cold.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Don't Try It
P. Diddy murdered Jeffery Epstein.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!P. Diddy stole the Fizzy Lifting Drinks
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
In the beginning, P. Diddy created the universe. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?