Now there's a 9/11 conspiracy theory I can get behind.
I think I heard about this while listening to talk radio after school last week. I thought I was having auditory hallucinations, because 5 hours of finance can do that to a lady. Especially when her classmates are idiots.
I thought wrong.
A chip worth 100 zillions of dollars.
edited 31st Jan '11 8:33:47 AM by Bur
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That woman needs help. But not money.
Except for 4/1/2011. That day lingers in my memory like...metaphor here...I should go.
Not Actually Indie
What could possibly possess the courts to dignify this...?
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.
I heard this on my radio station, they said "Is it true or false". I've found that when they do that kind of thing, the crazier sounding option is always true and the mundane one is false. But why would you do this? I'm pretty sure that if Diddy had anything to do with it, they would have arrested him, oh I don't know, NINE YEARS AGO.
They're all P Diddy fans, so they don't want to turn him in.
That's why it's a conspiracy. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
More like giant cherries
Crazy suits get filed all the time. There's this one guy who's tried to sue everything from the metric system to the moon.
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Nice job breaking it Diddy.
Did the judge set a hearing date or did he just happen to say "Aw, I gotta hear this!"?
I see the Awesomeness.
That makes a lot more sense.
Fight smart, not fair.
All hail
the judge set a hearing for the case for January 31.That's what the article says. What it actually means is "The judge wants to see how long he can go without laughing his ass off".
"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," Billboard quotes Turks as saying in her legal papers.
"Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money," she continued. "I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me.
"It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us (sic)."
I may not be a psychologist, but I passed Psych 101. Therefore, I'm qualified to say this:
Bitch is crazy. Lock her ass up. *
edited 31st Jan '11 1:23:49 PM by Malph
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
That is Insane Troll Logic. Lock the poor thing up.
Somehow, I doubt that Insane Troll Logic is grounds for claiming mental illness.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Still, either this person is crazy, or just wants some cheap fame...which is not working because I just forgot her name.
I'm leaning towards the latter.
NOT THE BEES
You know, normally I'm against frivolous lawsuits going to court and wasting legal fees, but this one might actually be worth it.
It might even be worth 100 zillions of dollars.
edited 31st Jan '11 1:44:25 PM by Pykrete
Gunpla is amazing!
Are we sure this is not an Onion article....?
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Any bets on whether Diddy will even bother showing up if this somehow gets a hearing?
Blind Final Fantasy 6 Let's PlayIt would be incredibly amazing if he did. And brought in a chip that had "100 zillions of dollars" printed on it.
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Pronounced YAK-you-luss
Holy shit, what if she's got a viable case?
What's precedent ever done for us?
DUMB
Then there'd be a movie out within months.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.And it would be awesome.
i. hear. a. sound.
Oh my God this can't be serious can it
What.