Defiler of Shops
A ROBOT! In fact, a whole army of 'em! They can't effect robots!
Soul is ugly.
Very good Reecer. How long will it be before you have a robot army prepared to defend us?
Last Boy on Earth
Lincoln shall protect us!
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Fool! A dead man will offer us no shelter! It is only through the power of Fast Eddie that we may survive!
We need an army of Mary Sues! Cue ![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
Last Boy on Earth
Lincoln is the ultimate Mary Sue!
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
We don't just need Lincoln, we need Steampunk Time Traveler Lincoln!
edited 29th Jan '11 12:33:17 PM by Monkeyface
Sorceress Bookwench
Steampunk Time Traveler Lincoln Gary Stu!
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
We need guns and weapons and such! If you want a job done right, you've got to do it yourself!
Another green world.
Only The Other Wiki could've thought up something this devious!
Sorceress Bookwench
I bet thats who it was! If they win, They'll impose notability standards and formality on us! We can't let that happen!
edited 29th Jan '11 2:20:53 PM by Firestarter
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
That may be true. But, while The Other Wiki is very strict, they're not EVIL. If any wiki did this, it's Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Another green world.
Sorceress Bookwench
Or both of them and Uncyclopedia teamed up to destroy us. Unlikely allies, but that's what they want us to think.
edited 29th Jan '11 2:27:17 PM by Firestarter
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
It's not Uncyclopedia. They're sarcastic and occasionally mean, but not ED level.
Another green world.
What about a coalition of the minor wikis, or the Wikia Army?
Jamais vu
We can kill them off with The Power of Rock!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Was Aliroz the Confused
We also need The Power of Cheese.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
I think our solution plan requires the use of floppy disks. They've worked before!
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
There is an invasion coming.
They are organic beings with no emotion. They wish to bring down the entire world of fiction, which as you know, has deep roots in reality, to which they will be able to conquer both realms.
They are going to infect us all so we can not move, feel, taste, touch, hear or see. They will erase all of our memories.
Basically, we will all be trapped within our own bodies, dying out within weeks.
Who will help us defend Tv Tropia, and all of fiction?