ITT: We are in prison

I'll use my χ-blade to smash the walls so we can leave!

χ-shank? What the f**k?

-insert "dropping soap" gag here-

(plays a sad blues riff on harmonica)

Whatcha in 'ere fer?

"I'm in here for stealing science-y stuff."

I'm in here for blowing up explodanias only toilet .

Ooh. Maybe if we're really lucky, someone will blow up Explodania's only prison. Oh, here comes the guard.

In old history, wanderers and vagabonds would actually try to get in prison during the winter. It was warmer, three meals, and a bed.

Me.. it's summer. It's cooler, three meals, and a bed.

Pity they haven't got seconds.

I suggest you all stand back, I'm gonna try science on this $#*%!

is sitting in the electric chair

points a thumbs up and waves at the other prisoners

Mornin', fellas! Good day for a barbeque, don't ya think?

Oh dear God, me and my nerdy ass wouldn't last long in prison!

This is a very crowded prison.

I know, right?

Please...I have a life to get back to...it just hasn't gotten to the part where I accomplish something yet...

'Stabs someone with tail'

Ohohohoho! It must be your first time because you are TIGHT!

All of the sudden, into the Troper Penitentiary, SWAT flooded in. The years-old prisoners had been left to rot, and it was at this point they decided to filter them all out. Through all exits and entrances flooded in large burly men cited in black riot gear.

They trampled through the halls, waving around their riot shields and shotguns, in search for any remaining prisoners that were left in here years ago. As they searched, however, very few creatures showed face. The only living beings were the roaches, the spiders and the mice.

The whole complex looked and smelled of brown grime. The walls were rusted. Even the white linoleum floors were sticky, dry, dented. As the copious amount of SWAT further investigated the institution, the damper and more humid the prison felt.

As they furthered toward the main hall, and their feet squelched into higher and higher filth, they saw exactly why the complex was bare: a large clawed hole in the air vent. The SWAT team looked at the hole, aware they had their work cut out for them.

Into the vents some of the men went, armed with flashlights, to leave nothing about the quality of the vents to their imagination. As it creaked and screamed, the vent lead the men to a tunnel of light.

Out of the vents; an open field. They had all escaped. The entire prison, after being left trapped for three years alone, had escaped. The chief of SWAT tore off his helmet, letting a pool of sweat shower out onto the field. He looked across the land, and shouted out a frustrated and all encompassing "FUCK."

edited 15th Jul '17 1:42:54 AM by TacoBadger

So... what do we do with an empty prison, Gould?

I'd imagine you'd fill it with prisoners, sir.

Bingo. So, all we'd need is...

Prisoners, sir.

And to get more prisoners, we would need more...

...arrests?

Exactly! Increase that California quota up, say... four arrests. That should get the boys in blue's blood a pumpin'.

You got it, Senator.

Gangrenous F beat up his cell wall with anger. I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU! I TOLD YOU THE GUYS WHO ROBBED THE BANK, I DIDN'T DO SHIT!

Why did you necrobump this thread?

I think it's an interesting thread idea that didn't get the attention it deserved.

can I have a character with superpowers in this thread?

What kind of superpowers?

I haven't chosen yet I have so many options from as weak as making ice to as powerful as sayain or kryptoian posology so Idk what to chose.

edited 15th Jul '17 4:38:18 PM by vjoi

I'd prefer if the powers weren't all-powerful.

Ok so I guess that that means no reality warping, kriptonains ,time stoping (unfortunately that's my fav) super sayains or any bullshit like that.

Bump