Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Sandvich picnic at server in six hours?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Sure! Wait, what server?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I send you invite, da?
Oh, and I hear you sell things, yes? How do you value boolit?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Alright, sure!
Boolit... um... I don't know what that is, if I knew, I could tell you a price!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
It cost $400,000 to fire my gun for twelve seconds...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Wow! 400,000 pix for twelve seconds worth of boolits? That's amazing!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I saw an advertisement with your face on it, and boolits are custom-made gatling guns shells. As for a gatling gun, imagine....a machine that you could carry around and use to fire thousands of arrows with the push of a button.
And I will opt to eat rice balls instead of sandwiches.
edited 27th Jan '11 10:33:52 AM by Daionusthe23rd
My bubblegum bullets are enough to put anyone into submission. Who needs a gun when you've got killer gum?
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
You know who makes the best sandwiches? Vanilla the Rabbit. She's an amazing cook!
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Fascinating.
Of course, I doubt they would be efficient in killing, and the Earl of Sandviches is a known mercenary.
And rice bals are far simpler in producing than sandwiches, and depending on the chef, arguably more delicious. They make an ideal ration for when you are on a diet.
edited 27th Jan '11 10:41:38 AM by Daionusthe23rd
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Wow! I bet I could sell one of the gun things for a lot of pix! I'd have my debt paid off in no time!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
You could also work in my detective agency for a reasonable salary.
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
But I don't know how to be a detective.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I would like Buffalo Steak Sandvich and Brass Beast? They how much?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Now that my original question has been derailed, I am leaving to post in some other thread.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Um... guy above the guy above me, that'd probably be 20 and 30 pix!
Guy above me, what was your original question again?
edited 27th Jan '11 10:57:25 AM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Neko freeman who was gordan greeman's kitty went on a computer and looked at a meassage beard.
He used his kitty paws to type
"LOOK OUT INTERNET HEAR I CUM!"
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh, hi! You're newer then I am!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Neko freeman locked at the picture of the gerl and was ful of :3. He typed.
"Halo lade. :3"
Neko, want sandvich?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Hi person above the person above me! I guess, since it was already talked about before, it's okay to say my real name. I'm Recette!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
tnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
i wood like a samnd witch very much heavty wepon guy.
hello reset I am Neko Freeman who is Grodan Freeman's kat.
Oh, sandwiches are nice!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."