Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
meow
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Shoulda made it tinier, Callie.
Does it even matter now?
Guess not. Though that doesn't answer the question of why the hell she seems so familiar...
Maybe we should ask, seeing as she's (figuratively) right in front of us?
Better idea than introspection, I suppose. Hey Barb, do we know each other from somewhere?
Are you ready? Go live!
Wouldn't be the first stalker I had...
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
meow
Stalker!?
Okay, that got dark fast.
We wouldn't stalk anyone, seriously! It's just that for some reason you look familiar to us.
Don't think either of us can place it, though. We've both got some weird, vaguely inconsistent amnesia. We couldn't even remember our old name at first, yet at the same time I can totally see us talking to ourselves about Persona for hours.
Are you ready? Go live!
meow
That sucks.
Hey, not a big deal anyways, we probably never knew you in the first place.
We can get to know you, though. So uh... You got any hobbies?
Are you ready? Go live!
meow
Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't done the former yet, and I really wish the latter was still possible.
Yeah... How many games are we leaving unfinished?
Too many to count. I miss our old world.
I miss just being one person.
I miss... Well, no, we have the internet back, even though I still dunno how this works, so I won't complain there.
Even if we did have video games, it'd be a pain in the ass to play them.
Oh, there's another thing I miss, hands!
...Talking to myself again, I'm sorry about that Barb.
Are you ready? Go live!
23 years have been building up to me being a disappointment pushing pencils. Good lord...
... Right yeah. Just you talking to yourself.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
*Vague plotting intensifies*
..To be honest, Light's Kira percentage was, according to what I've said over time, 274%.
So it really was meaningless. You never even considered that I might be innocent, and now you're going to believe some person on the internet.
Light, there's nothing wrong with assuming you are Kira if you are, in fact, Kira.
Why are you even typing this out?
I could ask you the same, Kira.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Professional Professionalist
Ding ding? And who exactly is Kira? If he's a bad guy, I'll slay 'im! Ding ding!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
*Vague plotting intensifies*
That's exactly what Kira would say. He kills criminals.
Light, you're glowing red. Your evil is showing.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
The Kira I know wants a quiet life. We're probably thinking on different Kiras though.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Well, our universe's Kira wants to create a peaceful world and kill every criminal so everyone gets a quiet life.
You're not even trying to hide it.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
I mean, I know who both Kiras are. That's the price I pay for reading so much friggin manga.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
Hmmm, so this Kira sounds like not such a bad dude! But I guess ethical arguments could arise, ding ding.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
General Toffee Of Septarsis
Speaking of criminals, are we?...
"Have you learned nothing?..."
No, I am not a criminal.
Ironic, four of my twelve siblings ended up fucked with crime, and here I am wasting my life in a cubicle...
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Hope, The Hero
I actually work for a long-standing military police force dedicated to enforcing peace in the Solar System.
Did I mention I'm a descendant of one of the original founders?
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Huh, neato.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
garrapatta_ logged in
Evenin', chicks and dudes.
Huzzah
Yo, what up?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
*Vague plotting intensifies*
The ceiling is up.
That's not helpful.
It's called a joke. You wouldn't get it, being pure evil.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Well, my lady and her girlfriend got kidnapped, and that sucks quite a bit.
Huzzah
Wow... un-for-tu-nate.
Wait, lady and her girlfriend? She polyamorous or something? Not that that's a problem, just asking.
edited 25th Sep '17 7:36:06 AM by Beverly
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
You guys, I can read that.
Sure, that's fine.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?