Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Eh, as long as you aren't Irken, you're on the list of things to conquer!
The Best Worst Psychonaut
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That's got to irk the peoples a lot!
Hah! That was actually humorous.
Here's a portrait of my base. And the DIB human has been CAPTURED!
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Oh, and Gir's there too.
edited 27th Sep '16 12:08:48 PM by RandomWriter413
Don't step on the flowers.
Gir? Is that your assistant or something?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
see you, space cowboy.
Let's make something very clear, Greenie. First, you are never taking Earth. Second, the only reason I'm talking to you is to humor you. Third, why did you post a picture of your base on the Internet?
Points 1 and 2 also apply to Snakeyes.
Long live the New Bev.
YES! He is my robot servant. He is advanced!
Because none of you are in my universe! And I want you to realize who you are dealing with before we figure out multiversal travel.
edited 27th Sep '16 12:13:14 PM by RandomWriter413
Well, we have ones that are bigger than an adult human, and have guns and everything.
see you, space cowboy.
Wonderful. That means I got a very long time until I have to worry about you. However, seeing a snake creature here makes me think he may be closer to me than I'd like.
Long live the New Bev.
@Human We've already taken Earth, sssilly! Twenty years ago, in fact! Must be very different in your universe!
Did I mention the psssychic powers? What good will a battleship do you if its commander decides to ram it into the one next to him, or to self-destruct?
But there's no point to this! We clearly don't occupy the sssame Earth, ssso there's room enough for all of us!
edited 27th Sep '16 1:04:43 PM by TheGreatUnknown
The Best Worst Psychonaut
What so great about Earth, anyway? There plenty of planets in galaxy with Forerunner gizmos, ya know.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Hah! Our empire has no boundaries! Smeets can be constructed in a matter of minutes for a PAK to inhibit. There are billions of us, and we are still growing!
Champion of Io!
Empire? Reminds me of history class! Elysium use to be an empire ya know.
Oh look, a ghost!
Don't step on the flowers.
Intriguing. Such things never really existed in the world I live in.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Champion of Io!
Do they? Huh. Want to hear some more history?
Oh look, a ghost!
Don't step on the flowers.
Sure. It sounds like a fantasy film Yoosung would like, but real.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Champion of Io!
Well, there's Ygsard. Ygsard used to be an empire too. It's biggest colony was Cherion. But then the Cherion uprisings happened. The kingdom of Nirvana helped out though. That was when the empire started failing. After that, Pandemonium separated from them, but it didn't last very long. Then it split into two countries, one of which kinda went down in flames. The other one is just a loose con-fed-racy now.
Oh look, a ghost!
see you, space cowboy.
You mean confederacy?
Long live the New Bev.
Champion of Io!
Yeah! Thanks! :D
see you, space cowboy.
No problem. Say, are there any serial killers in your universe?
Long live the New Bev.
Don't step on the flowers.
I know you're not talking to me, but I've heard of them. Thankfully, I never ran into one.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
see you, space cowboy.
Thankfully? We're pretty nice guys once you get to know us!
Long live the New Bev.
Champion of Io!
Serial Killers? Heard of 'em- the really scary lady who twisted my wrist was one!
Oh look, a ghost!
Just leave my town out of this or I'll give you a neck just so I can slam my axe into it.
Long live the New Bev.